Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 12 September 2008

There's this girl in my History class that really turns me on; her name is Linda. I get this huge boner every time I think about her boobs. I've tried rubbing up against her in the lunch line, but I think she hasn't noticed. I jack off with her yearbook picture every night (either her or the homecoming queen, but she's a senior and I'm only a sophomore, so she'll never notice me).

I'm glad that whole thing with the hooker and the crabs is over so I can get back to a normal life.




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