Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 13 May 2003

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

A kind of strange thing happenstanced me of the current day - I was walking (brillig in the slithy tove) when I came across a beautiful shiny ring of purest Au. Thinking to myself (an arduous task since it is so full of brilliance) I decided that what would be best done, would be to take the aforementioned golden ring and wear it about myself, specifically upon the proximal phalange of my right-hand index finger - that being the best fitting of the rest of the fingers.

Lo (and, indeed, behold), I did disappear! Totally and absolutely. I had, naturally, no direct way of ascertaining said fact, yet I was determined that the veracity be nonetheless so. Here's a poem that I wrote about the incident:

I was in ringlebound heaven,

thinking next to wooden shrubs

I glanced my watch...

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