Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 10 January 2010

Wow, I just looked and saw that I have not written in this diary since the first day of school.

Well, nothing unusual has happened in the past several months, except:

I got a job flipping burgers at the Burger Palace. When someone who I don't like comes in to eat, I always make sure to flip a booger on their burger.

I haven't gotten laid all school year. I haven't even seen any nipple action. I did give Sally Preston's ass a squeeze by the shake machine at work, but that doesn't count. Sally's ass is so big that the squeeze doesn't reach her brain for five minutes, and she thinks that she just butt bumped something.

My sister is eight months pregnant and never did find out that I poked holes in her condom stash. She's going to keep the baby, and her room is right next to mine. This means I'm not going t...

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