I came home today at lunch time (both my parents were at work) and snuck into my sister's room. I found a package of condoms in her nightstand under her diary! I wonder who she's doing it with?
Anyway, they also now all have little holes in them. I also rubbed a little bit of Ben Gay on them (some on the inside part and some on the outside), so this should make her sex really hot!
I also send a couple of her semi-friends pictures of my Johnson through her e-mail (she never logs off) and then deleted the sent files. I said something like "you guys gotta check out my BIG brother cuz I accidentally walked in on him in the bathroom."
When I got back to school, a whole bunch of Freshmen girls were checking me out. I've already got dates for Friday and Saturday!
I'd better buy some new condoms in the morning and find a ...
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