Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 3 January 2009

Wow, I have not written anything in my diary since September!

Well, not much has happened in the last four months. I got pantsed in gym one time. Some seniors gave me a swirly another time. My mom found my stash of Playboys (again).

There is this new hot senior girl. Her name is Tawny Lane and she was assigned to be my "Senior Mentor." This means that once a week, during study hall, she has to sit with me and show me and tell me stuff.

I want her to show me what she's got inside of her bra, but she keeps all of her buttons so high I'm never even going to get a nip slip.

God, she gives me a boner every time I'm with her. I have to keep my math book over my pants so she doesn't notice.

Maybe if I let her see how she effects me, she'll be so impressed by how big I am that she'll just jump my bones...

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