Alan Sugar - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Alan Sugar. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Alan Sugar would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Monday 31 December 1212

The petition to deport Piers Morgan from America for his comments on gun control has now accrued over 100,000 signatures. Not surprising really -...

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Saturday 29 December 1212

My oaf mate Piers Moron has upset Americans by saying gun ownership should be controlled more tightly, following the tragic shooting of 20 children an...

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October 2012

Friday 12 October 1212

Donald Trump, the presenter on the American version of the Apprentice was in London at the weekend to give a speech about success. He said all men...

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May 2012

Friday 18 May 1212

I wonder if one of my wannabe 'Apprentices' can set up a Facebook style social network, or any type of website, that can make $100m dollars. Most o...

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Wednesday 16 May 1212

I have just seen the squad Roy Hodson has picked for the Euro 2012. IN - John Terry - Stewart Downing, Andy Carroll, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain OUT -...

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Sunday 13 May 1212

Bloody hell! Tottenham have beaten Fulham 2-0, but a win for Arsenal at West Brom means the gooners get 3rd spot, and Spurs get 4th. Piers Mor...

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Wednesday 02 May 1212

SO I told my 1.7 million twitter followers (yeah 1.7million Piers - count 'em) NOT to vote for Ken Livingstone as London Mayor. And I told them tha...

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Tuesday 01 May 1212

Dear diary, I saw t...

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