My oaf mate Piers Moron has upset Americans by saying gun ownership should be controlled more tightly, following the tragic shooting of 20 children and 6 teachers in Newtown.
A petition calling for the deportation of Morgan from the US has so far had 60,000+ signatures. I always knew he was unpopular - this just proves it. Problem is around 6,000,000 are willing to sign a petition in Britain begging the yanks to keep him.

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