Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary


Friday, 18 May 2012

I wonder if one of my wannabe 'Apprentices' can set up a Facebook style social network, or any type of website, that can make $100m dollars.

Most of the people I'm employed since the BBC1 programme started have turned out to be useless and most of them have moved on - except for that dilbert who lied on his CV. I've got him doing the night-shift in a 24 hour petrol station that I own in Essex.

Tom the inventor, the 2011 winner is still with me, but as a partner, not an employee. I think he's inventing a new toilet seat. Classy!

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