Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Dear diary, I saw that complete wally Kate yesterday. The one I fired on last week's Apprentice episode. She kept rabbiting on about how she had all these ideas and how I shouldn't have fired her. I told her ''Look,I ain't here to un-fire people so stop sending me endless texts telling me I'm fired if I don't do so.' The stupid woman then grabbed my legs and stopped me from going anywhere. That has got to be the worst business strategy I've seen in years! Of course,I wasn't going to take pity on her so I told her she was fired again and ran away. When I entered the local fish and chip shop ...

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