Alan Sugar - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 22 March 2012

...contestant tries to win by offering Nick a blowjob - my money's on Gabrielle… or possibly Stephen. Anyway, we can 'ardly get any time off of Nick these days now that he is away doin' 'is Countdown gig. All the shots of him in the boardroom are actually a robot head in suit that the tech boys at Amstrad knocked up for us.

Right then - first task. As usual the producers 'ave dreamed up something to get them mucky and show how useless they are at basic tasks, followed by running around the smoke trying to flog a load of pony gear. It doesn't really matter who does what, the bitch that works for a bank is getting the chop.

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