Adolf Hitler - My Fake Diary


Friday, 5 July 2013

...brown turds are as big as the Alps. From my point of view, even a guppy in this bowl would be 100 times bigger than a sperm whale. Oh! Oh no! I'm going down the pipe! That sewer is dark and horrible! Who knows what kind of microscopic creatures are down there! Probably hydras with big tentacles and mouths that will suck me up! Oh! Oh no! I'm going down, down, down! This is horrible and terrifying! Be good to your fellow man. I know you'd never expect to hear that from Adolf Hitler, but you never want to experience the likes of this! God's one really mean Son of a Bitch! When He says "Vengeance is Mine," He really, really means it!

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