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Hey junior, I hope you haven't bought me another razor for Christmas this year. |
And remember what I said last year about it not being nice to give a lady soap. |
I've got a bar of soap and a nice razor going cheap if anyone's interested! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:55 19 Dec 2011
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What a stupid place to leave a camera! |
Quite so Billy, dear. |
Can I eat it? Can I? Can I mother? Please..Aww Please |
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Micflex
at 18:57 19 Dec 2011
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No dear. |
*Winks at Daddy Goat* We had not noticed, HAD WE DEAR? |
Mother.....Father....Why am I the only kid with a horn sticking out of my butt? |
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Micflex
at 19:08 19 Dec 2011
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MMMmmmm So thats how Humans do it |
Junior...SHUT YOUR EYES! |
What are they doing mom? |
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By
Micflex
at 19:12 19 Dec 2011
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When he bends down to get into the tent, junior you run and butt him in the butt |
You two are acting like a couple of kids! |
O.K. Dad.....I like this game. |
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By
Micflex
at 19:20 19 Dec 2011
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Ask your mother. |
Ask your father. |
Oh, someone please tell me what a wether is! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 20:14 19 Dec 2011
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What is it son? |
Yes....What is it son? |
I dont know, but it only has one eye and I am not gonna be the first to blink! |
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By
Micflex
at 20:29 19 Dec 2011
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Alright son what have you done this time? |
Dont be so hard on him Billy. |
It was like that when I got here...Honest Dad! |
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By
Micflex
at 20:31 19 Dec 2011
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You tell em Shroty! |
Billy, will you PLEASE stop calling Junior, that horrid name! |
One Move and the Bunny gets it! |
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By
Micflex
at 20:36 19 Dec 2011
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Ha! He's got you there dear. |
Eerrrrmmmmm.... |
Mother, You know Fathers name is Billy.So I was thinking can I be Billy the Kid? |
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By
Micflex
at 20:50 19 Dec 2011
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New balls please...Tee he he. |
The one who always looks like he is in pain dear. |
Mom..Which one is Andy Murry? |
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By
Micflex
at 22:00 19 Dec 2011
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I'm going down the Pub. |
That's nice dear. |
Mom...I think I am gay. |
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By
Micflex
at 22:04 19 Dec 2011
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Have we all got it?...I will eat the plants in the Pub car park |
I chew on the hanging baskets |
And I do an 'all you can eat' in the beer garden. |
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By
Micflex
at 22:08 19 Dec 2011
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O.K. On the count of three...Riverdance! |
X Factor, here we come! |
But Dad...My hooves hurt! |
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By
Micflex
at 22:12 19 Dec 2011
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Look over der it's himself! |
Wow! It's Paddy McGinty! |
Who? |
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By
Micflex
at 22:15 19 Dec 2011
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Awwwwwwwww come on! |
MEN! |
That was never off side..was it Dad? |
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By
Micflex
at 00:55 20 Dec 2011
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Glastonbury is the best festival in the world son..Trust me! |
I hope Leonard Cohen is here this year. |
Dad, I wana go to the Pyramid Stage and Kidz Field |
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By
Micflex
at 01:12 20 Dec 2011
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Junior..Get it friggin right will you or you will never get into musicals!! |
Please do not shout Billy. Son it's, High on a hill was a lonely goatherd.. |
Not 'goat turd' then mom?..Sorry..It's just the guys in school sing those words. |
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By
Micflex
at 01:45 20 Dec 2011
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I think mine gives me an air of distinction, |
My Lady Shave is in for a service. |
What are you two like?..Those beards are so 90's |
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By
Micflex
at 01:59 20 Dec 2011
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Just give it a chance son. |
I have started 'pulling' to the right when I run. |
Dad, this new age red ear jewellery is never going to catch on you know |
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By
Micflex
at 02:09 20 Dec 2011
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"Don't worry son, you'll soon be as horny as we are!" |
"Oh really Father!" |
"Okay!! |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:38 20 Dec 2011
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"..and I'm telling you he is Welsh!" |
"........how can you be so sure?" |
...."either way armageddon outta here fast!!" |
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Herrdoktorfox
at 19:49 20 Dec 2011
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This is ridiculous. We're not reindeer, we're goats |
Mark couldn't find a picture of reindeer. Wish them a merry Christmas Rudolph |
Merry Christmas spoofers! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 00:33 21 Dec 2011
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"I wonder why we have been tagged?" |
"So the farmer doesn't lose us dear?" |
"Nar... it's to remind the Spoofer's to tag their spoofs!"!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:46 21 Dec 2011
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Trust us to get lumbered with the chav Nativity play |
Well, apparently they couldn't find 'three wise men' |
...yeh, and someone's already smoked the 'myrrh'. |
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By
shufflewick71
at 18:12 21 Dec 2011
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Where's he going to? |
He he no son it's called a T-O-G-A party. It's what the Romans wore |
Mum the farmer's going to a GOAT party dressed as a Roman |
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By
IN SEINE
at 23:11 21 Dec 2011
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"Another Save the Goat photographer! It's so annoying!" |
"I hope he doesn't want to to 'Occupy the Goat'" |
"Aw, don't let him get your Goat!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:44 22 Dec 2011
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Is this one of those 'men who stare at goats'? |
He does'nt look much like George Clooney |
If it is him he's let himself go a bit |
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By
Thing50
at 08:26 22 Dec 2011
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"I've got toothache, had it since I was a kid!" |
"I've had earache since I was a kid!" |
"Huh, cheers!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 11:58 22 Dec 2011
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"That human on the road down there, just drove off at the corner!" |
"Yes, and our Auntie Hilda nearly got ran over!" |
"Perhaps he didn't see the Ewe turn?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 12:03 22 Dec 2011
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"Soon be time for a cuppa tea Mildred!" |
"Alright Mark!" |
"I'd like a goatee too please?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 12:05 22 Dec 2011
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There's a Western on at the flics tonight!" |
"Roy Rogers, or Hoppalong Cassidy dear?" |
"Hope not, I like Billy the Kid best, ha ha!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 12:07 22 Dec 2011
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"I Hope you're not too sad at your brother getting knocked over and killed son? |
"He's probably up in Heaven right now with God. He'll be happy there" |
"What would God want with a dead goat?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 12:12 22 Dec 2011
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Windy today isn't it |
It sure is |
Don't call me 'it'! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 13:51 22 Dec 2011
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Who do you think our kid resembles? |
He looks a bit like you and a bit like me I think! |
Yeah right..so which one has got a horn protruding from his/her backside? |
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By
IN SEINE
at 19:54 22 Dec 2011
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Interesting...They have dug a big hole in the ground and filled it with logs.. |
Look...The have set fire to it...Very interesting.... |
Mom..Dad...Why is that man coming over with a great big knife? |
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By
Micflex
at 21:25 22 Dec 2011
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So you know what to do if that Troll shows up? |
Jeezeee..For the last time Junior...You threaten to GOBBLE HIM UP! |
I threaten to, gobble him, right mom? |
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By
Micflex
at 22:13 22 Dec 2011
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"Did you enjoy the film dear?" |
"Not really, I prefer a good buck!" |
"Oh Mother!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:57 23 Dec 2011
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"Did you see that genetic engineers are implanting human DNA into goats? |
"Our herdsman has been doing that for years dearie!" |
"Is that so?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:02 23 Dec 2011
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Why is Herdsman Singh standing in that field with a propeller on his hat? |
Free energy dear. |
Oh, it's one of those wind turbans! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 13:10 23 Dec 2011
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"I think the competition photo's are getting more classy nowadays!" |
"Oh yes dear, from the lows of Mount Rushmore to the heights of Mountain Goats!" |
"Mount Rushmore? I'm too young to remember that one!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 03:45 24 Dec 2011
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Our herdsman is ill. He's crawling along the ground. |
What's that he said? He's talking gibberish like he did this time last year. |
He says he wants to give you a kiss for Chrishmush, mum! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 21:16 24 Dec 2011
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Every bloody advert on sky this time of year is for three piece suites! |
That red one looks nice dear. |
I bet it tastes nice as well Mum. |
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By
Micflex
at 21:32 24 Dec 2011
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What is the matter with Junior dear? |
He ordered a bathroom suite from Ebay. |
And the stupid sod's sent me a waterproof Jellybean! |
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By
Micflex
at 21:37 24 Dec 2011
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"I understand some Spoofer's are missing tags?" |
"There are none needed in this Caption Competition dear!" |
"Well we've got tags on out ears here dear!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:57 25 Dec 2011
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"High on a hill was a lonely Goatherd..." |
"Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo" |
"Every bloody Christmas I have to suffer this!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:02 25 Dec 2011
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Why's the earliest cave drawing of the moon dated only around 5,000 years ago? |
I really don't know dear. Why don't you go and have a little sleep. |
Ignore him. Dad's always like this at Christmas after he's had a few gins! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 18:14 25 Dec 2011
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"Who is your favourite famous cowboy star? Mine is Ronald Reagan" |
"I like the Sundance Kid!" |
"I liked Billy the Kid!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:38 26 Dec 2011
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There's John our new herdsman. I wonder why he wears a skirt |
He's from Scotland dear, it's called a kilt. |
He must be the famous John O'Goats! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 12:59 26 Dec 2011
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We've all been down with that musical instrument flu over Christmas |
Been blowin' our noses like trumpets, with headaches like banging drums.., |
'n' now I've got that guitar in me 'ead haven't I mum! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 18:50 26 Dec 2011
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"Was that the farmer who mistook you for a sheep yesterday my dear?" |
"Yes, bless him!" |
"?" |
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Inchcock
at 04:10 27 Dec 2011
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"I heard that David Cameron is a nice man really!" |
"Well I certainly have not heard that!" |
"A case of the Lonely Goat-heard? Ha ha!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:12 27 Dec 2011
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It is so sad, this time last week that field was full of Turkeys. |
Hush dear, Junior is listening. |
Where did all the big dicky birds go mum? |
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By
Micflex
at 19:37 27 Dec 2011
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"I hear we will be the Caption Competition for the new year then?" |
"A big honour for our herd!" |
"Even the little goat heard that o |
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By
Inchcock
at 08:27 28 Dec 2011
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Have you ever been to John O'Goats? |
Don't you mean John O'Groats? |
You mean we've got 30 more days of this crap. |
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By
whatinthe world
at 12:37 28 Dec 2011
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I don't know where people find the space in their stomachs to put it all |
And they have the cheek to say that all WE do is eat! |
Turkey, stuffing, Xmas pudding, cake, sweets, pickles, nuts, ..Pots and Kettles! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 14:36 28 Dec 2011
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Our kid's got a part in this year's pantomime down in the village hall |
This year's panto is called 'A Christmas Carol' |
I'm playing 'The Goat of Christmas Past'! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 16:25 28 Dec 2011
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Hi! Would you like to join us for a game of football in our field? |
We have our defenders, midfielders, and strikers |
But we need a goatkeeper! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 18:03 28 Dec 2011
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I'm thinking we should turn left up ahead. |
Even though the GPS says we should turn right? |
And this is why I'm addicted to alfalfa. |
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By
Lyndon
at 02:29 29 Dec 2011
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You know, you're really getting on my goat! Stop it! |
You're such a silly billy goat!! Grow up. |
This is worse than goat's milk, get me out of here. |
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By
whatinthe world
at 04:49 29 Dec 2011
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Did you say goat turd just then? |
Goat herd!! GOAT HERD!!!! |
I really like the 'Stones album "Goatshead Soup". |
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By
whatinthe world
at 04:54 29 Dec 2011
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Cover your eyes Mother I do believe that sheep is in for you-know-what! |
If that's the case then she's lucky girl, I've not had any for week's!! |
That's odd, I thought it was only Turkey's that got stuffed? |
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By
Herrdoktorfox
at 10:06 29 Dec 2011
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"How do they manage to walk on two feet?" |
"And balance while taking the picture!" |
"Thick parents or what?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 11:30 29 Dec 2011
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Well I'm not going to do this every time Billy behind us needs to pee |
Oh be patient. Billy has a bashful bladder dear. He'll tell us when he's done. |
My pal Billy says he can't pee when we're facing him |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:09 29 Dec 2011
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'To The Best of My Knowledge' |
'Not That I'm Aware of' |
Honestly, how many phrases can Piers Morgan use to avoid saying NO under oath? |
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By
radiogagger
at 20:07 29 Dec 2011
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"The farmer wants us to stop charging visitors to the farm!" |
"How's he going to do that then?" |
"Take away our credit cards! He he he, oh I am a fool!" |
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Inchcock
at 07:42 30 Dec 2011
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See what time it is now by the farmhouse clock? |
It's still too early dear, there's hours to go before it reaches 2012 |
What's so special about twelve minutes past eight dad? |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 12:36 30 Dec 2011
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I still say mine is the best |
I do like the herdsman's though - it's very neat dear |
I prefer his wife's - her beard is longer and more bushy |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:24 30 Dec 2011
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The farmer's flowers looked nice, I'll admit that. |
Until you ate them! Just tell the farmer our kid did it like you did last year |
It's not fair, why am I always made the scapegoat? |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:31 30 Dec 2011
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So you told your teacher at school you want to be like me when you grow up son. |
Did you mean you'd like to have a nice beard like your dad's Billy? |
No mum, I want to be a randy old goat like him! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:47 30 Dec 2011
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So...I was on the Billy Goat Forum and he said "I'm going to eat you up!" |
Then I went on the Billy Goat Forum and he said "I'm going to eat you up!" |
Finally I went on and he said "I'm going to eat you up!" I hate Internet Trolls! |
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By
I think I'm funny...
at 22:39 30 Dec 2011
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"Nobody" |
"Messes" |
"Wiv der Kray Goats" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 00:33 31 Dec 2011
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"I spy something beggining with.... B" |
"Beard...er... er...." |
Billygoat you fools!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 08:29 31 Dec 2011
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Now I am a Sir! |
Now I am a Lady! |
Now I haven't got a goat's chance. |
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By
j.w.
at 14:32 31 Dec 2011
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I'm Billy |
I'm Nanny |
I'm Lucifer |
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Alan Bama
at 17:45 31 Dec 2011
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Goat tell it on the mountain |
Haven't you got homes to Goat to |
Goat to get you into my life |
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Alan Bama
at 17:48 31 Dec 2011
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My name's Larry and I love everything nnd everybody.. |
Ohhh take my hand, Come with me Baby to love land... |
Capricorn |
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Alan Bama
at 17:51 31 Dec 2011
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"What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?" |
"Erm.. er.. I don't know dear!" |
"That's easy, you get a hare in your milk!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:37 01 Jan 2012
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The New Year's Eve party streamers were fun last night |
Yes, and wearing the party hats |
Mum, can we take them off now and go back to being sheep again? Baaaaaah!!!!! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:34 01 Jan 2012
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Rupert Murdoch has joined Twitter |
That man really gets my goat |
Isn't half the worlds newspapers and television channels enough for him? |
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radiogagger
at 21:17 01 Jan 2012
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"The sheep don't talk us much recently dear" |
"They say they can't have a good conversation with us...." |
"I know this one, they say we keep butting in!" |
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Inchcock
at 06:21 02 Jan 2012
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"Do like best butter Marge?" |
"You mean like our Kid here?! |
"Oh, a crap joke again!" |
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Inchcock
at 06:17 03 Jan 2012
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Hey. Here comes Moses. I guess it's sacrifice time again. |
Oh, dear! I hope he picks Agnus. She's such a fricken gossip. |
Why do WE have to pay for their stupid sins? STOP SINNING, YOU MORONS! |
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By
SamIAm
at 01:27 04 Jan 2012
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Signing: "As long as I need Ewe..." |
Signing: "Ram on give me your heart... " |
"Romantic fools!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:03 04 Jan 2012
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The horses on the telly races jump over much higher fences than that one |
Yes, but think of your tackle dear |
And the fences they jump don't have barbed wire along the top of them dad! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 14:23 04 Jan 2012
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"What do you call a goat that lip-syncs? " |
"Billy Vanilli!" |
"Oooh!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 09:04 05 Jan 2012
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What a total waste of money. We could soon munch that away for our farmer. |
The man he's hired to do it isn't even eating those bits he's cutting off. |
It looks like a big rabbit to me. I think they call it topiary. |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 15:07 05 Jan 2012
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Here she comes again with that rotten clothes line and wet washing |
I wish the farmer's wife would visit the optician in the village |
She ties the clothes line between your and dad's horns doesn't she mum! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 15:24 05 Jan 2012
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Who do they think they're gawping at! |
Anyone'd think they've never seen a goat before |
They're probably city people who don't watch Emmerdale mum |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 15:34 05 Jan 2012
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"Why has that sheep been tied up in the new pen in the corner of the field?" |
"And covered over with tarpaulin?" |
"That's the farmer's new recreation gym!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:03 06 Jan 2012
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No mate, there's no goat here named Fahso or Lahte. The wife here is Doe |
My husband is Ray |
And I'm just 'Me' - as far as I know! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 12:41 06 Jan 2012
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"I should go first at mealtimes in future!" |
"I'll go second dearest!" |
After Ewe two then?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 09:44 07 Jan 2012
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We'll have to cut down dear. You'll have to buy things from the charity shops. |
I have been - but the things in the charity shops are too dear, dear. |
Oh dear! You think YOU'VE got problems! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 15:38 07 Jan 2012
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Moo! |
Woof! |
Mum, you know when you said it'd be safe to eat them GM oats... |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 15:54 07 Jan 2012
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Ever had the feeling someone's looking at you? |
Yes, I've been aware of it since the Guy Fawkes night fireworks on 5th November. |
No, it started the day before that mum! |
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Tommy Twinkle
at 16:30 07 Jan 2012
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Hey! That's a little camera! |
Maybe it's a Spoof! |
Doh! It's a smartphone - Facebook here we go! |
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By
tubsturtle
at 21:56 07 Jan 2012
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We'll charge at the count of three. One,...er...one,...er |
Seems Cameron's no better than Blair |
Education; Education; Education! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 01:37 08 Jan 2012
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"Our Matilda ate a whole ball of wool you know?" |
"Yes, her kids were born wearing sweaters!" |
"That's some yarn!...." |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:12 08 Jan 2012
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All I said to her is that she's looking more like her mother every day |
Well she's upset. Don't you want to have a pretty face like mine dear? |
(Folks, should I tell her dad said to uncle earlier mum's got a big fat bum!) |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 10:30 08 Jan 2012
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Hi there, today some poetry, while there's a sky above, |
The weather we will get will be |
The weather we will have! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 14:22 08 Jan 2012
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Good 'ere innit! |
It's alright for you two - I've got to get the dinner on |
Do chips mum, oh please, please do chips! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 16:06 08 Jan 2012
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Out with it then, why the long faces? |
You fool, what do you expect goats to have? |
Perhaps they want us to smile dad. Hey, I'm wagging me tail, what more can I do? |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 16:14 08 Jan 2012
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On your marks... |
Get set... |
Run,run like your life depends on it,because it DOES! |
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By
The Rupture
at 22:09 08 Jan 2012
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"Why did the farmer put the 'Fecund Ohio smuts' sign on our hilltop field gate?" |
"Well fecund means 'Capable of producing offspring!' |
"Nae, 'Fecund Ohio smuts' is an anagram of The Sound of Music!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:21 09 Jan 2012
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We are just sheep with horns |
You may be but I prefer being a goat |
I have French horns |
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By
j.w.
at 17:13 10 Jan 2012
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I hope she remembers to milk me |
The Milkmaid comes today |
I don't like milk - I tried his once - yugggk! |
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By
Lynton
at 00:46 11 Jan 2012
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When I was Regimental Mascot back in '89........ |
Oh no do, you have to go on so? |
Oh no, not the Seargent Major's Baton - I've heard that one a hundred times |
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By
Lynton
at 00:59 11 Jan 2012
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"The other goats think my horns are the best in the herd"!" |
"Goats on the Matterhorn have the best ones!" |
"More people like Lena Horne though!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:26 11 Jan 2012
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"Mother, have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?" |
"Only when I tried to spell it!" |
"Bloomin' 'eck, the old un's are coming now!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:39 12 Jan 2012
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"Why did you get us up late this morning Gertrude?" |
"The alarm clock fell into the sheep dip!" |
"Ah I see, it lost all of its ticks?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:16 13 Jan 2012
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"The farmer is thinking of mating sheep and goats together, to improve profits!" |
"Improve profits? How's that then?" |
"He'll get an animal that eats tin cans and gives him steel wool!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:34 14 Jan 2012
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"We used to used as currency in England years ago you know!" |
"No dear, that would be GROATS your thnling about!" |
"Bless um!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:16 15 Jan 2012
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Is that sheepdog I spy behind you about to do you doggy style ? |
No it bloody well isn't behind me it's behind the mysterious fourth goat... |
There are seven of us in this photo but only three of us have speaking parts!!! |
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By
Chris James
at 08:42 15 Jan 2012
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See, I told you the gate's been left open. Let's walk down to the village. |
I wouldn't mind getting a few carrots |
Are you sure these are credit cards on our ears dad? |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 16:48 15 Jan 2012
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"Why did the goat cross the road?" |
"'Because it was the chickens day off ha ha ha!" |
"Oh dearie me..." |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:10 16 Jan 2012
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Here comes that soppy preacher again with his little book of nonsense. |
I agree with you dear. What sort of God would have given us long necks! |
Dad says a long neck wastes time getting food from his mouth to his stomach! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 15:15 16 Jan 2012
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"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?" |
"I don't know dear!" |
"I do, you get a wooly jumper!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 07:25 17 Jan 2012
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We saw you on TV last night Junior... |
... with Dara O'Brian, Rory Whatsisname and Griff Rhys-Jones |
Oh that.....3 men in a goat!!!! |
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By
IN SEINE
at 20:58 17 Jan 2012
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"Who's been touching your tits?" |
"The farmer you dozy twat" |
"Why does the farmer call me his kid?" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 23:18 17 Jan 2012
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"For fucks sake Mildred, how long did you set the auto photo switch for?" |
"I dont know" |
"I need the toilet Mum" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 23:32 17 Jan 2012
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"We are" |
"Der" |
"Management" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 23:38 17 Jan 2012
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I wonder why our herdsman has to go rushing off to Prince Charles every night? |
He's a slave driver. By the time our herdsman comes home he can barely stand |
I've heard there's a pub in the village called The Prince of Wales |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 02:30 18 Jan 2012
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i love you |
i love you |
i love you too |
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By
chandan pramanik
at 07:43 18 Jan 2012
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"Where have all the male sheep gone from the field next door?" |
"Perhaps they've gone in holiday dear?" |
"Yes, gone abroad to the Ewephrates!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 09:25 18 Jan 2012
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He didn't get it from my side of the family, that's for sure |
Well he's inherited the explorer's gene from somewhere. |
All I said is that some day I'm gonna find out what's over that hill |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 12:51 18 Jan 2012
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What shall we call him? |
Billy? |
Billy the Kid. LOL - never heard that one before. |
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By
Terry Firmer
at 16:49 18 Jan 2012
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"If a Sheep is a Ram..." |
"And a Mule is an Ass..." |
"How come a Ram in the Ass is a Goose?! |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:14 19 Jan 2012
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"For fuck's sake Mirriam, do you have to be so fukin nosy"? |
"She was looking at me!" |
"Nice tits |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 20:24 19 Jan 2012
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"Look!" |
"Where!" |
"Eh?" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 20:26 19 Jan 2012
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"I here that foot and mouth disease is less prevalent nowadays! |
"I'm more worried about the family catching 'Toxic Flock Syndrome!" |
"?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 09:41 20 Jan 2012
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"I here we have a new farmer coming to take over" |
"Yes, they say he's from Scotland" |
"From John oGroats actually!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:23 21 Jan 2012
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What's that old song called? It's about a patient goat on it's travels. |
Trains, Goats, and Planes? |
No, I know the one. It goes 'I'd like to get you, on a slow goat to China'. |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 21:09 21 Jan 2012
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Here he comes. If he tries to do it again I'm gonna headbutt him |
It is annoying when his coat drops down over my eyes |
Our herdsman calls mum's horns his goathangers! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 21:33 21 Jan 2012
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It just means a female goat, son. Like your mum. |
That's right, I'm the nanny goat. |
Mum, so how old do I need to be before I can put a bet on with you? |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 21:46 21 Jan 2012
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I wonder if the sea's just over that hill |
Prob'ly miles away dear. I haven't noticed any seagulls flying about |
I saw our herdsman put down sand over where he'd been sick on New Year's Eve! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 22:03 21 Jan 2012
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So, That's a mirror is it? Why do we look like goats? |
OMG! |
Meheheheh |
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By
Ellis Ian Fields
at 00:56 22 Jan 2012
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"I wonder why Mark picked our family for this competition photo?" |
"I have no idea my love!" |
"Well he's goat to pick something!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:39 22 Jan 2012
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"Stand still Mirriam, dont fukin move" |
"For gods sake! Why?" |
"Dad just heard a zipper being opened" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 15:46 22 Jan 2012
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"That bloke who spoke to you Maisy, was conducting a survey then?" |
"Yes, he wanted to know what I thought about sex on the TV? |
"Very uncomfortable I'd have thought!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:27 23 Jan 2012
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"Its a pain being a goat" |
"Why" |
"Cos everyone thinks we look like the devil" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 20:16 23 Jan 2012
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"What was it your Mum used to say to you Griselda?" |
"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you..." |
I know... 'then you'll see what it's like', same old tales, their bored stiff! |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:22 24 Jan 2012
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At night an old goat down in Brighton, to kids in his field liked to frighten |
He'd sneak up in the dark, then say 'boo' for a lark |
So the herdsman now leaves the moonlight on! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 14:54 24 Jan 2012
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So you think we should laugh at your jokes? You try living your life as a goat |
Cold winters aren't fun, nor the hot summer sun |
And in rain we stand here and get soaked! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 20:03 24 Jan 2012
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Our kid's got a boil on his bum, he's just pointed it out to his mum |
Oooh, it does look so sore, have you got any more? |
Not as far as I know, just the one! |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 20:22 24 Jan 2012
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What's that guy pointing at us, Ethel? |
Looks like some kind of weapon. Maybe we should run. |
No way, Ma. That's a camera. We're gonna be on Facebook. |
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By
Jack Getze
at 00:44 25 Jan 2012
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"If a sheep farmer is called a Shepherd,,,,," |
"Why isn't a goat farmer called a Goatherd?" |
"Their both bored stiff you know!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:36 25 Jan 2012
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"If the farmer had 15 cows and 5 goats, what would he get?" |
"Plenty of milk! Ha ha ha!" |
"Oh dear, and I had to get these two as parents didn't I?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:28 26 Jan 2012
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I hope your mum and me don't get told off for going for our little walk today |
Has anyone said anything to you while me and your dad were gone our kid? |
Nah, but I think dad was standing a bit more to the right before |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 16:56 26 Jan 2012
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"Not often us goats get in the pictures is it?" |
"(Sigh) No dear..." |
"What about the herd in the Sound of Music then?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 06:08 27 Jan 2012
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"Why has that bloke in the skirt got a knife?" |
"I thought I heard someone say Hal" |
"No,, he said, Hallal be back" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 20:39 27 Jan 2012
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"He's been singing since he was a kid" |
"Voice like an angel" |
"I hope Simon puts me through" |
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By
armfeetandtoe
at 20:43 27 Jan 2012
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"I'm in charge of the herd!" |
"So I heard!" |
"I should be seen and not heard!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:06 28 Jan 2012
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It's no different to here I tell yer. |
It is. The grass is definitely more greener in the field over there. |
I think I might need glasses mum. What field? |
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By
Tommy Twinkle
at 21:50 28 Jan 2012
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Its time for battle, now defend this guild with pride and honor little cleric |
just remember, NG is healed first and drop your RR's at the start of the battle |
I will do my best Robbie and Carley, its time to play |
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By
scott green
at 03:24 29 Jan 2012
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"At least there are no snow leopards around here to attack us!" |
"No dear, and no Cheetahs to chase after us either!" |
"No, but there's the farmer's son!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:03 29 Jan 2012
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"We ought to have played in the orchestra in the Sound of Music" |
"Whatever instrument could we have played?" |
"The Horn perhaps?" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:00 30 Jan 2012
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OMFG!!! are we still here? |
Yes dear, we are. |
It's beginning to get on my goat too |
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By
Chris James
at 08:16 30 Jan 2012
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"Our Delilah butted the farmer's daughter yesterday!" |
"Oh, on the Horns of Delilah was she? ha ha!" |
"Oh Mum! Horns of a Dilemma that should be!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:58 31 Jan 2012
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"I work 24 hours a day protecting you and the herd from humans!" |
"And I check the gates are locked, feed the kid, and give birth to them!" |
"I hope they don't escape!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 12:14 01 Feb 2012
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"Our Garry wants to change his name?" |
"Oh, ehy is that Gary my dear?" |
"Dad said 'He's going to spank me as sure as my name is Gary!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 01:37 02 Feb 2012
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Look Dear, is that Newt Gingnotsorich? |
I believe it is Billy. |
He's not going to send you home, is he Nan? |
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By
Exislanda
at 22:06 02 Feb 2012
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Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? |
Bismilla |
Let him go! |
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By
Ellis Ian Fields
at 23:19 02 Feb 2012
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Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? |
Bismilah! |
No! We will not let him go. |
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By
Ellis Ian Fields
at 23:21 02 Feb 2012
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And when she walked me home |
Day-do-ron-ron |
Day-do-ron-ron |
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By
Ellis Ian Fields
at 23:22 02 Feb 2012
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"And it's good morning to you Mummy goat!" |
"And it's good morning to you morning Daddy goat!" |
"They farmer should never have put a TV in the barn!" |
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By
Inchcock
at 05:24 03 Feb 2012
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"Are we being paid for posing in this competition?" |
"We might get a penny or a 'Mark', ha ha!" |
"Or a Groat?! |
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By
Inchcock
at 04:43 04 Feb 2012
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