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(2008) McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

Funny story: (2008) McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

John McCain's only slightly original economic plan was poorly explained by the Repub candie at the debate in Memphis in which old Elvis left the building quite early. After scrutiny by housing experts and economists from the Hogswarts School of...

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(2007) Rich Boy turned Teacher?

Funny story: (2007) Rich Boy turned Teacher?

(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.

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(2004) Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

Funny story: (2004) Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...

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(2009) Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

Funny story: (2009) Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...

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(2009) Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

Funny story: (2009) Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...

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(2008) United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks

Funny story: (2008) United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks

Denver, Colorado (IPP) - The United States Department of the Treasury will take over piggy banks as well as many of the nation's federally regulated banks. The plan was put into motion by George W. Bush and Secretary of the Treasury Dempsey Dumpst...

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(2009) US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

Funny story: (2009) US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...

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(2009) Never, ever upset Liverpool Football Club, Michael Owen!

Funny story: (2009) Never, ever upset Liverpool Football Club, Michael Owen!

Earlier this week Micheal Owen, the former Liverpool player in praising Sir Alex Ferguson, added life at Old Trafford was "everything you would expect of a top team, probably the biggest club in the world". Straight away, Michael Owen has put his...

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(2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

Funny story: (2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon. The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...

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(2007) Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Funny story: (2007) Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case

Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...

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(2008) John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

Funny story: (2008) John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

The Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, announced he was withdrawing from the 2008 presidential campaign after remembering he was married to a beer heiress. The former-presidential hopeful, in a departure from the meticulously groomed...

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(2010) Red-Eyed Kim Kardashian Insists She's Alright After Bar Fight!

Funny story: (2010) Red-Eyed Kim Kardashian Insists She's Alright After Bar Fight!

After hundreds of fans sent messages to Kim Kardashian over a reported bar fight, she has replied that all she got was a drink thrown in her face. Kardashian, 29, took to her blog Friday night to try to explain a wild Thursday night with her siste...

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(2007) West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware

Funny story: (2007) West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware

Washington DC - (Contagious Mess): A mutant cyber-variant virus modelled on the organic West Nile Virus is threatening the Pentagon's cutting edge flying nanotech spyware.

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(2010) Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun

Funny story: (2010) Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun

Flaming stupid-ass Glen Coffee, the 23-year-old former 49er running back who retired suddenly this offseason, was arrested in Florida for carrying a concealed firearm. "The pistol was recovered with the hammer 'cocked'," said the Folt Walton, Flor...

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(2009) President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran wins Nobel War Prize

Funny story: (2009) President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran wins Nobel War Prize

President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran today won the Nobel War Prize for providing the world "hope for a better nuclear bomb" and working towards nuclear war and richer arms manufacturers, in a surprise award that drew both squiggles on pieces of pape...

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(2007) Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

Funny story: (2007) Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.

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(2007) The Lady IS For Returning

Funny story: (2007) The Lady IS For Returning

Wobbly Octogenarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is to host her own daytime chat show insiders told us today. Channel 4 have commissioned a six episode run in which Thatcher, attached to an elaborate puppet system, will chat with guests such as Radiohe...

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(2013) The Real Reason Behind Kris Jenner's Seperation...RG III

Washington, D.C. - In shocking news, Kris Jenner announced today that she and husband, Bruce, have separated after 22 years of being unhappily married. At first, it appeared the king and queen of reality television parted ways due to Kris' inabi...

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(2007) The Real Ruler Returns

Funny story: (2007) The Real Ruler Returns

Just when you thought the soppy saga had finally ground to a halt new photo evidence released today appears to show Princess Diana alive and well working in the Stroud High Street branch of Rymans the Stationers.

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(2010) Palin to Have New Reality TV Show

FOX announced today that former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to have her own Reality TV show starting later this fall. This show will be called "The Real Hockey Mom's of the Last Frontier" and will feature Sarah and all of her gir...

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(2009) Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Funny story: (2009) Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him. The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the p...

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(2010) Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline

Funny story: (2010) Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline

A mother of 13 wee darlings who spent £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to benefit claimants would leave her family "on the breadline". Whinging old bag, as some have unkindly called Tootsy Mc...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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