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Funny story: (2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

(2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent

United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon. The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...
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Funny story: (2009) US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

(2009) US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!

The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...
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Funny story: (2007) Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

(2007) Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.
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Funny story: (2008) United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks

(2008) United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks

Denver, Colorado (IPP) - The United States Department of the Treasury will take over piggy banks as well as many of the nation's federally regulated banks. The plan was put into motion by George W. Bush and Secretary of the Treasury Dempsey Dumpst...
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Funny story: (2009) Obama wins No Balls Piss Prize for work on US caliphate

(2009) Obama wins No Balls Piss Prize for work on US caliphate

Washington - (Stitch-up): Barack Obama has been awarded the Global Piss Process's ultimate gong for blowing up US embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya in August 1998. The prize, worth 10m Swedish kronor ($1.4m), was negotiated u...
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Funny story: (2007) West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware

(2007) West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware

Washington DC - (Contagious Mess): A mutant cyber-variant virus modelled on the organic West Nile Virus is threatening the Pentagon's cutting edge flying nanotech spyware.
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Funny story: (2007) The Real Ruler Returns

(2007) The Real Ruler Returns

Just when you thought the soppy saga had finally ground to a halt new photo evidence released today appears to show Princess Diana alive and well working in the Stroud High Street branch of Rymans the Stationers.
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Funny story: (2012) Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

(2012) Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant. The plant just grew and grew and the...
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Funny story: (2007) Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

(2007) Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya

The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.
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Funny story: (2007) The Lady IS For Returning

(2007) The Lady IS For Returning

Wobbly Octogenarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is to host her own daytime chat show insiders told us today. Channel 4 have commissioned a six episode run in which Thatcher, attached to an elaborate puppet system, will chat with guests such as Radiohe...
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Funny story: (2010) Palin to Have New Reality TV Show

(2010) Palin to Have New Reality TV Show

FOX announced today that former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to have her own Reality TV show starting later this fall. This show will be called "The Real Hockey Mom's of the Last Frontier" and will feature Sarah and all of her gir...
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Funny story: (2013) The Real Reason Behind Kris Jenner's Seperation...RG III

(2013) The Real Reason Behind Kris Jenner's Seperation...RG III

Washington, D.C. - In shocking news, Kris Jenner announced today that she and husband, Bruce, have separated after 22 years of being unhappily married. At first, it appeared the king and queen of reality television parted ways due to Kris' inabi...
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Funny story: (2007) International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken

(2007) International Peace Rally Broken up by CIA, Neo-Hippie Detainees Taken

Tirana, Albania - Albanian spectators cheered as a small rally of 100 peace-loving American hippies were ruthlessly apprehended by black-clad paramilitary forces thought to be under the command of the CIA. Albania, known for its unbending support of...
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Funny story: (2009) Obama wins Miss Galaxy

(2009) Obama wins Miss Galaxy

Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him. The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the p...
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Funny story: (2009) John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

(2009) John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

On what would have been his 69th birthday, the apparition of John Lennon today appeared to his widow, "musician" Yoko Ono, and begged her to stop recording. "You've just got to quit it, Luv," Mr. Lennon said, in a voice oddly not eerie at all. "...
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Funny story: (2009) Man, not being George W Bush, wins Nobel Peace Prize

(2009) Man, not being George W Bush, wins Nobel Peace Prize

A man was today honoured with the Nobel Prize for Peace, beating literally hundreds of applications for the award. Here, I have exclusive access to one of the members of the Awarding Committee: "A man came off the street here in Oslo a few days a...
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Funny story: (2008) Genitally Conjoined Steingrabber Twins Buy the Dodgers to Fire Torre!

(2008) Genitally Conjoined Steingrabber Twins Buy the Dodgers to Fire Torre!

Last year Baseball's great behind the plate and in the manager's seat, Joe Torre was forced out of the Yankee organization by the Steingrabber twins who are said to share one dick and two balls between them. Torre had managed the Yanks into the p...
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Funny story: (2010) Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline

(2010) Poor mum of thirteen wee bairns can see the breadline

A mother of 13 wee darlings who spent £1,700 of her benefits on a 60in plasma TV claimed last night that plans to cap payments to benefit claimants would leave her family "on the breadline". Whinging old bag, as some have unkindly called Tootsy Mc...
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Funny story: (2008) John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

(2008) John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency

The Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, announced he was withdrawing from the 2008 presidential campaign after remembering he was married to a beer heiress. The former-presidential hopeful, in a departure from the meticulously groomed...
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Funny story: (2010) Tidal Waves Fears Over China's Nobel Prize Anger

(2010) Tidal Waves Fears Over China's Nobel Prize Anger

Maritime experts fear the world could be hit by giant tidal waves as the fall out from the row between China and Norway over the Nobel Peace Prize. The Chinese government is furious that the Norwegian Nobel Prize Committe awarded the Peace Prize t...
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Funny story: (2010) Windows Changes Name - Now Called Doors

(2010) Windows Changes Name - Now Called Doors

Windows announced today that they are going to be changing their name in order to appeal to a broader audience and widen the market share. Windows hit the market in 1983, and since then has captured the imagination of the world with their software.
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Funny story: (2010) Oprah Cancels Book Club, Readers Outraged

(2010) Oprah Cancels Book Club, Readers Outraged

CHICAGO, IL - Oprah announced today on her daily television show that she will be canceling her book club. "It is with great sadness that I am announcing the termination of this program. I feel that in this new age of technology and twitter, there is...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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