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(2007) Van Drives Itself
A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.Read full story
(2007) Rich Boy turned Teacher?
(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.Read full story
(2004) Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed
In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...Read full story
(2008) United States Will Take Over Piggy Banks
Denver, Colorado (IPP) - The United States Department of the Treasury will take over piggy banks as well as many of the nation's federally regulated banks. The plan was put into motion by George W. Bush and Secretary of the Treasury Dempsey Dumpst...Read full story
(2009) Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...Read full story
(2009) Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal
The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...Read full story
(2008) Earth Bankrupt Foreclosure Imminent
United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon. The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...Read full story
(2008) John McCain Gives Up Bid for Presidency
The Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, announced he was withdrawing from the 2008 presidential campaign after remembering he was married to a beer heiress. The former-presidential hopeful, in a departure from the meticulously groomed...Read full story
(2009) Never, ever upset Liverpool Football Club, Michael Owen!
Earlier this week Micheal Owen, the former Liverpool player in praising Sir Alex Ferguson, added life at Old Trafford was "everything you would expect of a top team, probably the biggest club in the world". Straight away, Michael Owen has put his...Read full story
(2009) US destroy 2 rockets on the moon, costs $79 million - and Obama picks up the Nobel peace-s!
The "Luuny" (as in lunar) US have gone and done it again, blown up 2 useless rockets on the moon, reasons, maybe there's ice below the lunar surface (better chance of catching werewolves actually!) at the right royal cost of $79 million dollars, so t...Read full story
(2007) Life imitates "Brazil" (the movie): Supreme Court refuses to hear real life govmt. mistaken identity, abduction and torture case
Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...Read full story
(2010) Red-Eyed Kim Kardashian Insists She's Alright After Bar Fight!
After hundreds of fans sent messages to Kim Kardashian over a reported bar fight, she has replied that all she got was a drink thrown in her face. Kardashian, 29, took to her blog Friday night to try to explain a wild Thursday night with her siste...Read full story
(2010) Former 49er Glen Coffee Does More Stupid Sh-t, Is Arrested with "Cocked" Handgun
Flaming stupid-ass Glen Coffee, the 23-year-old former 49er running back who retired suddenly this offseason, was arrested in Florida for carrying a concealed firearm. "The pistol was recovered with the hammer 'cocked'," said the Folt Walton, Flor...Read full story
(2007) West Nile Virus cyber-variant threat to Pentagon's flying nanotech spyware
Washington DC - (Contagious Mess): A mutant cyber-variant virus modelled on the organic West Nile Virus is threatening the Pentagon's cutting edge flying nanotech spyware.Read full story
(2009) President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran wins Nobel War Prize
President Ihaveano Dinnajaket of Iran today won the Nobel War Prize for providing the world "hope for a better nuclear bomb" and working towards nuclear war and richer arms manufacturers, in a surprise award that drew both squiggles on pieces of pape...Read full story
(2007) Violence in media to be investigated by Dr Tanya
The British Board of Film Classification, which also oversees the classification of videogames, has announced that it has rejected a revised version of Manhunt 2.Read full story
(2007) The Lady IS For Returning
Wobbly Octogenarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is to host her own daytime chat show insiders told us today. Channel 4 have commissioned a six episode run in which Thatcher, attached to an elaborate puppet system, will chat with guests such as Radiohe...Read full story
(2013) The Real Reason Behind Kris Jenner's Seperation...RG III
Washington, D.C. - In shocking news, Kris Jenner announced today that she and husband, Bruce, have separated after 22 years of being unhappily married. At first, it appeared the king and queen of reality television parted ways due to Kris' inabi...Read full story
(2007) The Real Ruler Returns
Just when you thought the soppy saga had finally ground to a halt new photo evidence released today appears to show Princess Diana alive and well working in the Stroud High Street branch of Rymans the Stationers.Read full story
(2013) Heofon: A New Non-Secular World on the Horizon?
Topeka, KS, USA---During a special televised press briefing simulcast on FOX news and CBN this past Tuesday, a small group of faith-based engineers and Liberty University geologists, along with biologists working out of Central Christian College, as...Read full story
(2011) Gangsta Rap Lyrics Assaulted on LA Boulevard
Last night a whole ream of Gangsta Rap lyrics were found beaten up and lying unconscious upon the sidewalk of Wiltshire Boulevard in Los Angeles. Bloodied and bruised, the lyrics were taken by ambulance to Mount Sinai hospital for immediate medical s...Read full story