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Funny story: (2010) Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

(2010) Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow

THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...
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Funny story: (2006) Ratzinger to pray for Blair miracle

(2006) Ratzinger to pray for Blair miracle

Downing Street, London SW1 1AA - (Associated Mess): The Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC has flown to the Vatican to beg the Pope to pray for a miracle to save her disaster-struck husband who faces the gallows for treason at the end of the we...
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Funny story: (2013) Whole Foods Go Ghetto

(2013) Whole Foods Go Ghetto

On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...
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Funny story: (2008) Detroit Saved! Mayor Resigns, Joins Obama Advisor Team!

(2008) Detroit Saved! Mayor Resigns, Joins Obama Advisor Team!

Detroit/AP - Still cringing from the whuppin' put on his quest for President by Sarah Palin, Barack Obama announced today he was putting some "Hip Hop" back into his campaign by bringing on board his "Election Soul Train", former Detroit Mayor Kwame...
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Funny story: (2009) Obama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment

(2009) Obama stages his very own My Pet Goat moment

Washington AC/DC - (9/11 Mess): "If it worked for Dubya it sure as hell will work for me!" That's how President Barack Obama described Tuesday's televised schools' address in a maneuver modelled largely on George W Bush's 9/11 storybook reading at...
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Funny story: (2009) Jeremy Clarkson Disappearance: Mystery Solved

(2009) Jeremy Clarkson Disappearance: Mystery Solved

A full scale search was mounted by police yesterday following a report that broadcaster, journalist and self-obsessed lunatic Jeremy Clarkson had gone missing whilst filming a new series of motoring programme, 'Top Drear'. Half a dozen motoring af...
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Funny story: (2010) Hurricane Earl causes chaos in the UK

(2010) Hurricane Earl causes chaos in the UK

Hurricane Earl, the Atlantic storm system has caused chaos across the Atlantic in the UK. The West Coast of the UK has been battered by wind speeds of up to sixty miles an hour dislodging roof tiles and blowing over cones on the M6. It was the lat...
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Funny story: (2010) Miley Cyrus Moons Reporters Before They Can React

(2010) Miley Cyrus Moons Reporters Before They Can React

After all the recent articles about Miley Cyrus that are sex oriented, the young actress and singer got the best of some reporters she saw waiting outside a club to catch some Hollywood types that were inside. So they were caught at just the right...
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Funny story: (2008) Prime Minister Abolishes Poverty In The UK

(2008) Prime Minister Abolishes Poverty In The UK

An ebuliant Gordon Brown was delighted to reveal that poverty had been abolished. In a speech to the Institute of Getting Paid Loads of Money for Not Doing Anything Usefull Ever he said."I have managed to come to an agreement with the makers of di...
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Funny story: (2010) Fossil of "Missing Link" Between Humans and Apes Found with Darwin's Possessions!

(2010) Fossil of "Missing Link" Between Humans and Apes Found with Darwin's Possessions!

For years, Darwin's theories involving humans and apes, and whether or not both shared a common ancestor, was always lacking definitive proof in the form of fossilized remains of the theorized creature. That issue exists no more: a complete fossil...
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Funny story: (2009) A new Sherlock Ohms Mystery Discovered

(2009) A new Sherlock Ohms Mystery Discovered

London UK: While doing some research on the famous author Sir Arthur Colyn Doyle, creator of Sherlock Ohms, a researcher found a hidden unpublished manuscript. The unearthed story begins with Mrs. Butterworth the housekeeper, who filters all of t...
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Funny story: (2008) Carry on Spying

(2008) Carry on Spying

A long lost script to a new old film has recently been unearthed in a garage in Kettering. Carry on Spying was thought to be the final script that the original cast of the Carry on Films were meant to be working on. It was apparently a light spoof...
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Funny story: (2008) Blind Boy suspended from School for wearing wrong trousers

(2008) Blind Boy suspended from School for wearing wrong trousers

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-brid father (not a typo) has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for turning up to his Parentcraft lesson wearing banana...
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Funny story: (2010) Wayne Rooney joins Roman Polanski in Switzerland for degenerate bender

(2010) Wayne Rooney joins Roman Polanski in Switzerland for degenerate bender

England boss Fabio Capello says Wayne Rooney will play in Tuesday's Euro 2012 qualifier in Switzerland, despite allegations about his private life. In the mean time, it is rumoured that Roman Polanski will be putting the young striker through a gr...
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Funny story: (2009) IRA vetoed Libyan payout to Gordon Brown victims

(2009) IRA vetoed Libyan payout to Gordon Brown victims

London - (Rioters): Global Piss Process scumbags personally vetoed Colonel Gadaffi's compensation moves to London 7/7 bombing victims 'because it might have jeopardised snake oil deals with Al-Qaeda'. Instead victims' families were offered a ch...
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Funny story: (2008) Chameleon McCain Makes Change Look Easy!

(2008) Chameleon McCain Makes Change Look Easy!

As the whole world was watching, John McCain sought to recover his 2000 campaign role as a maverick despite a 2008 campaign of pandering to the religious right(who he used to brand as intolerant), backing off of his denunciation of Bush torture as wh...
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Funny story: (2008) Brown's Green Rakes in Greenbacks Despite Weak Dollar!

(2008) Brown's Green Rakes in Greenbacks Despite Weak Dollar!

PM Brown is rolling in Greenbacks despite weak dollar due to his being green. Kermit the Frog was the first to say that it ain't easy being green but British politicians have found a way to confound the frog once again! Their green schemes have...
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Funny story: (2009) IRA victims criticise PM on America

(2009) IRA victims criticise PM on America

Families of IRA victims have criticised the government for failing to put pressure on America to pay compensation to them. They say America should pay this compensation because it funded the IRA, to allow them to buy explosives used in many atrocitie...
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Funny story: (2009) Blockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!

(2009) Blockbuster Trade: Team Obama Sends 'Green Czar' Van Jones to Team Venezuela for 2 Community Organizers to Be Named Later Plus Cash!

Caracas, Venezuela/ Futbol News - Team Venezuela Owner, Coach and Manager Hugo Chavez is said to be exuberant today after acquiring the services of multi-talented rabble rouser and shit stirrer, Van Jones after Jones was finally expelled on multiple...
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Funny story: (2009) Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

(2009) Ecuadorian Judge Steps Down, Sticks It to Big Oil

QUITO, Ecuador - A tree-hugging judge presiding over a $27 billion environmental lawsuit against Chevroil recused himself from the case Friday to allow legal proceedings to continue uninterrupted, said Ecuadorian officials. Earlier this week, Che...
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Funny story: (2006) Barney, First Dog, Terrier Stricken

(2006) Barney, First Dog, Terrier Stricken

Washington, DC - The administration will crank up its war on terrier at the behest of Barney, the presidential Scottie, who has disavowed his terrier heritage, his "terriosity," as Tony Snow (former Pit Bull terrier, now claiming to be a Whippet houn...
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Funny story: (2007) Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

(2007) Local boy with no musical talent proclaims local band "a bunch of assholes".

Stan Mendes, A local unattractive awkward boy with no musical talent referred to well groomed popular indie act Slersh as "a bunch of no talent overrated pretty boys". He later reaffirmed his anti band stance, saying: "The whole scene...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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