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(2009) Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

Funny story: (2009) Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

A spokesman for Tiger Woods announced today that the golfing icon with the firm putter and flawless stroke, was moving on to the NBA after a poll in Golf Magazine said he wouldn't be welcomed back on the links of any private club employing young, nub...

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(2006) Every Little Helps: Retail Giant takes on Sex Sector

Funny story: (2006) Every Little Helps: Retail Giant takes on Sex Sector

It looks like the gloves will soon be off in the world of shopping for sex as retail giant Tescoses is set to take on filthy dirty old hoor Anne Summers.

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(2013) Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Funny story: (2013) Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Acting Strange

Word on the street is that Kristen Stewart is telling friends that her guy, Robert Pattinson, was acting strange and had done so before. Ms. Stewart began by telling friend, Taylor Lautner and he passed it on to others who wanted to help Pattinson...

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(2009) Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Funny story: (2009) Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...

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(2001) TheLordGodCarpets.com

Funny story: (2001) TheLordGodCarpets.com

"I know, I know," said God to Moses over the telephone. "But I had to add Carpets because someone already had TheLordGod.com."...

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(2009) Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Funny story: (2009) Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Hamelin (Hameln), Germany: The Rat Meat Processors Association spokesman, Herr Pied Piper has defended the actions of Gino D'Acampo, the winner of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and fellow contestant Stuart Manning, who are both facing anim...

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(2009) Food And Drug Administration Approves Toe Jam For School Lunch Menus

Funny story: (2009) Food And Drug Administration Approves Toe Jam For School Lunch Menus

The F.D.A. (Food and Drug Administration) has approved the addition of toe jam to school lunch menus and it will replace strawberry and grape jelly as the preferred ingredient in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. The government agency made the ann...

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(2005) Death Rides the Texas Trail

Funny story: (2005) Death Rides the Texas Trail

Our horses were tired as my trail partner, Tough Ticklish Terry and I crossed the great prarie and entered Crawdad, the little Texas town that had received its terrible reputation as the home of Lyin George. It was a long ride from northern pioneer...

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(2009) Britney Spears To Have Own Section In Frederick Of Hollywood

Funny story: (2009) Britney Spears To Have Own Section In Frederick Of Hollywood

Coming off her recent major tour of nearly a year, "Circus Tour" star Britney Spears has signed a contract to do a special section in the Frederick Of Hollywood catalog. Entitled, "Twat's Not To Wear", Britney will sell many catalogs for the bedro...

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(2009) Charitable Gordon Ramsey and the Beckhams will eat together on Christmas day, their leftovers will be thrown at the "scum" waiting outside!

Funny story: (2009) Charitable Gordon Ramsey and the Beckhams will eat together on Christmas day, their leftovers will be thrown at the "scum" waiting outside!

Gordon Ramsey, Beck's, Posh and their Families will spend Christams Day together enjoying a glorious 5* (pretty unknown rating around here!) banquet meal, how wonderful! Christmas time is a time of Goodwill and Gordon "Fucking' Ramsey decided to i...

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(2001) Microsoft apocolypse fear

Funny story: (2001) Microsoft apocolypse fear

An insider for Microsoft yesterday revealed to us that:...

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(2001) Gloves Found in Glove Compartment

Funny story: (2001) Gloves Found in Glove Compartment

Bournemouth car dealer Nigel Duncan was still in a state of shock last night after finding gloves in a car's glove compartment.

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(2010) BP Happy to Sell US a Pile of Bull Crap

Washington - BP is happy that US citizens are happy with their new ads showing that they are helping people deal with the large oil spill they created. "I was worried that people would stop buying our main product, oil." CEO Robert Dudley with a...

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(2017) Leaked transcript from secret meeting between Donald Trump & Roy Moore

Funny story: (2017) Leaked transcript from secret meeting between Donald Trump & Roy Moore

Donald Trump: "You're going to do amazing things for the great state of Alabama, Roy. Now get out there and grab em by the pussy!" Roy Moore: "Oh I get it now! You meant it as an expression! Like 'go get em' or 'break a leg.' This damn Fake News i...

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(2006) "No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

Funny story: (2006) "No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

North Portsmouth, RI - The department of Homeland Security today announced the start of an expanded terrorist identification program, the new measures to be put into service at grocery stores and shopping malls.

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(2009) Lesbians looking for Antoinette Nicole Davis doll

Funny story: (2009) Lesbians looking for Antoinette Nicole Davis doll

Millions of Lesbians across the country are looking for the famous Antoinette Nicole Davis doll because it is a rare doll to own. The Antoinette Nicole Davis doll is part of the King Louie doll collection started by Barry Johnson a famed doll des...

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(2013) Spice Girls join together for a Mandela eulogy!

Funny story: (2013) Spice Girls join together for a Mandela eulogy!

After the very sad news of the passing over of the great, Nelson Mandela, The Spice Girls have decided to write a eulogy to him and promise to have it ready for Christmas! The royalties earned will all go to a special charity fund and the whole wo...

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(2010) Man Behind Anonymous Screename Knows What's Best For Country

Funny story: (2010) Man Behind Anonymous Screename Knows What's Best For Country

Birmingham, AL - As the political atmosphere becomes increasingly divided, Americans are showing an unprecedented level of skepticism in their political leaders and a distinct lack of trust in the media's coverage of important issues. Recent polls c...

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(2010) Man charged over Topshop protest in Brighton

Funny story: (2010) Man charged over Topshop protest in Brighton

One man has been charged by police after a protest at Brighton's Topshop's store. Sussex Police arrested 21 people over the demonstration on Saturday. One man has been cautioned and 18 other people have been released on bail. The protest was on...

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(2006) Brown to tax elderly and infirm

Funny story: (2006) Brown to tax elderly and infirm

Smokers and drinkers of Britain were raising a glass to Gordon Brown today as he relaxed the duty on cigarettes and alcohol in last nights budget.

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(2009) Boring Holes Through The Climate Data

Funny story: (2009) Boring Holes Through The Climate Data

If a paleoclimatologist cuts down a tree in a forest does the sound of its falling "ring out?" That's the question many dendrochronologists are asking themselves these days. Indeed, several of these scientists will be meeting at Copenhagen this w...

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(2011) Olympic Committee Cancels Summer Games After Psychic Group Threatens to Post Results Online

Funny story: (2011) Olympic Committee Cancels Summer Games After Psychic Group Threatens to Post Results Online

London, England - The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in London from 27 July to 12 August 2012 were officially canceled today after the International Olympic Committee was unable to comes to terms with Bert Poppins, head of the Eng...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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