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(2009) Spoof writers enjoined from attaching mammary glands to stories
LONDON, England - According to several TheSpoof.com writers who have come forward, the attachment of mammary glands has been enjoined by the Right Honorable Justice Hairy Titsworth.
A plan had developed amoung the authors to milk their sordid sub...
(2009) Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!
Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...
(2010) Hairy Moment for the Brown Theory!
Scientists with long beards have discovered the reason that some males to grow hair on their upper lip. Fondness of the colour brown is now known to be the dominant factor in this phenomenon.
Shaving historians (the people with knowledge of shavi...
(2009) Rio De Janeiro Financially Forced From 2016 Olympics, Now To Be Held In Bear Waller, Kentucky
Brazil's most memorial city, which had been losing its luster for decades, gave those who live there hope that the 2016 Olympic Games would help it regain it's lost glory.
While its gorgeous beaches have kept Rio De Janeiro among the world's top t...
(2009) New planet found in sock
A new planet was found in a man's sock today. It's called Plastron.
It's red with some greenish spots on it; the planet not the sock. The sock is a greenish colour, probably used to be black but washed too many times and is faded. It was found in...
(2010) Alice Roberts Story - New Turn: Michael Wood's Torso Demanded by Female Fans
A group of female fans of TV historian Michael Wood have contacted us demanding to put their side in the continuing Alice Roberts dress/undress saga.
Since late August, we have been following the wrangling between fan groups eager to see TV presen...
(2009) Letterman To Have Roman Polanski As Guest
CBS has announced that if Roman Polanski is sent to the United States for trial, he has signed a deal to appear on their Late Show with David Letterman.
The two will discuss which women are hotter, the experienced or the youngsters.
Also, why w...
(2009) Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite
During a press conference Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that the United States has concrete proof of where Osama might be hiding if the stupid Iraqis, Turds...Kurds and Taliban quit spotting our top secret detailed satellite sho...
(2009) Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit
In the midst of a flailing entertainment market, corporate financial concerns and recent management reorganization, the Malt Risley corporation (famous for its family friendly musical cartoon movies), may be "entertaining" the possibility of a merger...
(2008) "Free Peter Mandel-a-son" song rockets to No 1 in charts
The song which was responsible for the return of Peter Mandelson - "Free Peter Mandela Son" by Jerry Dammers and his Coventry-based group the 'Special AKA' - has shot to number one on both sides of a local record store in Hull.
Originally titled "...
(2009) What Does The DWP Do?
Peter, a bright young man who has been seeking employment for almost one year when upon his last regular visit to the JobCentre Plus was told that he had to take any job he was offered or he faces losing his Jobseekers Allowance.
Minutes later he...
(2008) Plan to export human legs being considered
In a complex statement today, the foreign office has announced plans to look into exporting human legs, initially by way of cadavers but eventually by force from living, breathing human beings.
The emerging Asian markets are demanding increasing...
(2009) Obama opens mouth to change feet
WHITE HOUSE (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama, who lately only opens his mouth to change feet, took umbrage at Fox News (this isn't news) this morning saying that the network was "unfair, unbalanced, and unnecessary."
"I therefore have signed a...
(2009) Vancouver Canucks Roberto Luongo bitten by the captaincy jinx
GM PLACE, VANCOUVER, BC: Game 3 into the season and Roberto Luongo the greatest goalie (?) has delivered Vancouver Canucks fans another big fat duck's egg.
The thud of disappointment felt after yesterday's game was akin to the last 2 playoff sea...
(2008) Bush Scoffs at Bailout
The President urged his treasury minions to stop calling it a bailout and urged them to call it a 'monetary injection.'
"Hell, 'injection' is a great word! That's what we're callin' it over t' Iraq - 'democratic injection.' Whah, hell, my daddy...
(2007) Sun to be Shut Down for Maintenance
Greenwich, England (IP) - The sun will be shut down for a few hours Sunday morning for routine maintenance. People are being urged to sleep in and are being asked not to inundate observatories, and government offices with silly questions when the Su...
(2007) Bush to run for third term under pseudonym
George W. Bush is considering seeking a third term in the White House, under a new name. White House lawyers, befuddled by this turn of events, are busily reviewing constitutional law. According to W, the idea came to him from God in a waking dream,...
(2009) Pope: "There is nothing in the Bible forbidding dressing up in bubble wrap lingerie and watching internet porn whilst gagging on a Coy Fish"
The Pope has defended the lewd actions of a number of high profile clergy men claiming that they have not broken Church Law with their actions. The Church has been rocked by a smorgasbord of scandals in recent years from child molesting to wide sprea...
(2009) Pelosi Bill will silence Republicans permanently
WASHINGTON, DC (ANSNN) - Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi (D) California, introduced a Bill this morning that would permanently silence all Republican members of congress and prevent them from voting on any bills brought u...
(2007) Runaway cow blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor
The runaway cow shot by armed police in South Devon has now been blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor.
(2009) Michael J. Fox to tour high schools a la 'Scared Straight'
ENGLEWOOD, Colorado - According to my source, Betsy Rossatini, Principal of Englewood High School for Autistic Spasmodics, Michael J. Fox begins a nation-wide tour of high schools where he will dramatically reveal the source of his shaking and quakin...
(2010) War link to death
An official report has shown a definite link between the deaths of tens of thousands of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and war.
The Sherlock Higher Institute of Thought based in the French town of Sansmerde published their surprising conclusion on...
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Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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