Spoof news events on this day in history
(2010) Alice Roberts Story - New Turn: Michael Wood's Torso Demanded by Female Fans
A group of female fans of TV historian Michael Wood have contacted us demanding to put their side in the continuing Alice Roberts dress/undress saga. Since late August, we have been following the wrangling between fan groups eager to see TV presen...Read full story
(2007) Britney names new album: Psychotic Episode
Los Angeles, California - (DumbBlonde Mess): Britney Spears' first solo album in four years entitled Psychotic Episode is to be released on Halloween next month.Read full story
(2017) UK psychopathic doberman tennis ball killer has belly ache!
Doberman dogs are usually used as superb guard dogs, or Hitler's favorite animal for chasing "Untermenschen" if trained incorrectly! However, there is one dumb doberman residing in Geordieland, Sunderland, to be precise, that would not qualify to do...Read full story
(2010) Mexican Pirates Kill My Husband. And The Easter Bunny Stole His Body. And Santa Cut Him into Pieces. And Tinkerbell Hid Him in my Freezer, to Frame Me.
A woman who reported that her husband was shot in the head by Mexican pirates denied she had anything to do with his death, and a Texas sheriff said he had no doubts about her story. Tiffany Hartley said her husband, David, was shot Thursday on Fa...Read full story
(2009) Spoof writers enjoined from attaching mammary glands to stories
LONDON, England - According to several TheSpoof.com writers who have come forward, the attachment of mammary glands has been enjoined by the Right Honorable Justice Hairy Titsworth. A plan had developed amoung the authors to milk their sordid sub...Read full story
(2013) Moderate Republicans Do an About-face on Gun Control
WASHINGTON, D. C.--With the deepening rift in the Republican Party over the government shutdown, some moderate Republicans are beginning to embrace a more measured approach to gun control. Said one Republican moderate, who remained anonymous for fe...Read full story
(2010) Hairy Moment for the Brown Theory!
Scientists with long beards have discovered the reason that some males to grow hair on their upper lip. Fondness of the colour brown is now known to be the dominant factor in this phenomenon. Shaving historians (the people with knowledge of shavi...Read full story
(2004) NRA's British Branch
New Labour are to introduce a National Rifle Association into Britain. Home Secretary David Blunkett explained. "We believe that the path that we have taken lends itself to an NRA. Let us take a look at the overall picture".Read full story
(2009) Joe Cocker shocker: "I'm the true Prince of Wails!"
LONDON (ABSNN) - In a move that stunned many British Peers, not to mention Charles, Prince of Wales and Heir Apparent to the Throne of the United Kingdom, Queen Elizabeth II dissolved the British Parliament Tuesday morning and recognized rocker, Joe...Read full story
(2009) New planet found in sock
A new planet was found in a man's sock today. It's called Plastron. It's red with some greenish spots on it; the planet not the sock. The sock is a greenish colour, probably used to be black but washed too many times and is faded. It was found in...Read full story
(2009) Yeast Infections, Not Just for Vaginas Anymore Says Dudley Man!
Dudley, UK/ Swine Flu and STI News - Following a slow breaking UK story where a man from Dudley was forced out of his habitat that he had occupied for nigh on 40 years by an odoriferous fanny of a nearby neighbor, public interest in Yeast Infections...Read full story
(2010) War link to death
An official report has shown a definite link between the deaths of tens of thousands of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and war. The Sherlock Higher Institute of Thought based in the French town of Sansmerde published their surprising conclusion on...Read full story
(2010) George Osborne Proposes '1.9 Children Per Family' Limit
Conservative Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has caused outrage in a speech in which he says that, rather than scrapping Child Benefit, he is to put a proposition to the House of Commons that a 'childbirth limit' is to be set, to prevent p...Read full story
(2009) Letterman To Have Roman Polanski As Guest
CBS has announced that if Roman Polanski is sent to the United States for trial, he has signed a deal to appear on their Late Show with David Letterman. The two will discuss which women are hotter, the experienced or the youngsters. Also, why w...Read full story
(2009) Rio De Janeiro Financially Forced From 2016 Olympics, Now To Be Held In Bear Waller, Kentucky
Brazil's most memorial city, which had been losing its luster for decades, gave those who live there hope that the 2016 Olympic Games would help it regain it's lost glory. While its gorgeous beaches have kept Rio De Janeiro among the world's top t...Read full story
(2009) Hillary Angered Over Lewd Gestures Towards Top-Secret Spy Satellite
During a press conference Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that the United States has concrete proof of where Osama might be hiding if the stupid Iraqis, Turds...Kurds and Taliban quit spotting our top secret detailed satellite sho...Read full story
(2017) Melania Trump Announces Her 'First Lady Cause'
First Ladies in America have always had a 'national cause': Laura Bush launched "Ready to Read, Ready to Learn" to prime children for the world of literature, Nancy Reagan promoted "Just Say No" to keep young people off drugs and Michelle Obama estab...Read full story
(2009) What Does The DWP Do?
Peter, a bright young man who has been seeking employment for almost one year when upon his last regular visit to the JobCentre Plus was told that he had to take any job he was offered or he faces losing his Jobseekers Allowance. Minutes later he...Read full story
(2007) Sun to be Shut Down for Maintenance
Greenwich, England (IP) - The sun will be shut down for a few hours Sunday morning for routine maintenance. People are being urged to sleep in and are being asked not to inundate observatories, and government offices with silly questions when the Su...Read full story
(2011) Palin Drops Campaign to Open Frozen Meat Franchise
Realizing the futility of her chances for the 2012 presidential election, Palin and a few select investors will open their first Alaskan Steaks franchise based in Ottumwa, Alaska. With a business plan that calls for direct competition with Omaha...Read full story
(2016) Kim Kardashian Loses Her Ass In Paris Apartment Robbery
In a new shocking revelation, egocentric celebrity, Kim Kardashian did not only lose 12 million dollars worth of jewelry in an apparent brazen apartment robbery but, also, her ass which the thieves absconded with when they removed it from a bathroom...Read full story
(2009) Pelosi Bill will silence Republicans permanently
WASHINGTON, DC (ANSNN) - Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi (D) California, introduced a Bill this morning that would permanently silence all Republican members of congress and prevent them from voting on any bills brought u...Read full story