Spoof news events on this day in history
(2010) Anorexics Lindsay Lohan and Calista Flockhart to star in Celebrity Biggest Loser
The Biggest Loser, Celebrity Edition has signed two noted actresses to appear in their upcoming season. Movie actress Lindsay Lohan and television actress Calista Flockhart will appear on episodes to begin televising in March. These actresses hav...Read full story
(2004) U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out
NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...Read full story
(2008) True colour of Blu-Tac is a mystery
The known colour of some everyday products may have been lost forever, say scientists.Read full story
(2009) Zyclon-B approved for Aerosol Sprays
WASHINGTON DC, Dr. Strangedeath of the FDA announced today that Zyclon-B, as well as the already approved Agent Orange is now approved for use in air-freshening aerosol spray cans, so long as a non-fluorocarbon propellant is used, and aspartame is us...Read full story
(2004) Bin Laden sends tips on january sales
TERROR chief Osama Bin Laden has sent a chilling message to his followers to make their money go further in the January sales.Read full story
(2011) Where To Now For Hodgson And Liverpool?
At the start of the season, it appeared that the world was Liverpool's oyster, as some pundits tipped them to be potential title contenders, with even the most cynical observers forced to concede that with their off the field troubles behind them, an...Read full story
(2008) Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"
Ron Paul, upset by recent events in Iowa, uncharacteristically blew off steam towards what he calls his "supporters" by screaming various vulgarities at right-leaning supporters - for example "You F*cking Closet Democrats", "...Read full story
(2010) Belichick Admits that Casserly Stole High School Sweetheart
The verbal dueling continued between CBS analyst Charley Casserly and Patriots head coach Bill Belichick. On Monday, Belichick had asked: "Who's been wrong more than Charley Casserly since he left the Redskins?" Belichick said. "His percentage is li...Read full story
(2008) Report Ties Ruth to Baseball's 'Steroids Era'
Former Senator George J. Mitchell released a blistering report Thursday that tied 89 Major League Baseball players, including Babe Ruth and Roger Clemens, to the use of illegal, performance-enhancing substances. The report used informant testimony an...Read full story
(2007) Viagra Pills to be Sold Individually
Ceasar's Palace Hotel and Casino has recently obtained the services of Dr. Dick Upwood, M.D.. The doctor will be located in the pool area and will sell the prescription drug Viagra to any middle aged man wandering the area, checking out the girls.Read full story
(2009) Woolworths Branch Refuses To Close
Police in a West Midlands town have set up road blocks and cordoned off a main shopping thoroughfare over the weekend, when it became clear that staff at a Woolworths store scheduled to shut down last week, had refused to obey their orders, and had c...Read full story
(2010) POTUS Demands Nigerian Bomber Must Receive New Penis Before Prosecution!
President Hussein Obama, Jr., reacted strongly against calls to prosecute the 'Nigerian Bomber' until he 'got his Johnson Back', according to Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, himself no stranger to being called a 'dick less C**** by critics. Umar Far...Read full story
(2004) New Mexico Renamed ‘Slightly Used' Mexico
WASHINGTON D.C.-President Bush today signed a bill which had been approved by both houses of congress unanimously last month that legally changes the name of New Mexico to Slightly Used Mexico.Read full story
(2007) Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden
The Spoof can report on a sensational scrap that took place today between the former queen of TV cheffery and the new younger, and some say, more glamorous pretender.Read full story
(2008) Girl Power?
Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...Read full story
(2007) Massachusetts Man Marries His Job
A Massachusetts man has become the first person in the US to formally marry his job. Jason Nirrette of Boston used a loophole in the Massachusetts gay marriage law to enter into holy matrimony with his job as a stockbroker. Nirrette, 34, said he ha...Read full story
(2010) Stallone Suffers Woodworm Injury
Sylvester Stallone is recovering following an attack of woodworm during filming of his latest movie "Rocky Rambo". The woodworm is thought to have entered in his neck and worked it's way into his skull, thus missing his brain by several feet. Stal...Read full story
(2011) Royal Family Cut Wedding Costs
Her Majesty the Queen, has decreed, that royal weddings will now be financed in line with ordinary working class nuptials. This has shocked Palace aides and flunkies who make thousands of pounds out of the royal wedding festivities. Everybody invo...Read full story
(2010) Whiteout Hits UK - Gay Community And BNP Ecstatic
As the big freeze brought Arctic conditions to parts of the UK, with snow tumbling from the sky like wet confetti, roads blocked by ice and abandoned vehicles, and the entire transport infrastructure in tatters, at least certain minority groups had r...Read full story
(2011) Jo Yeates 'suspect' to sue over Pillock Of Society smear
Bristol - (Whodunnit News): A landlord bailed in the Jo Yeates murder probe has vowed to sue the media. Pals of retired teacher Chris Jefferies had dubbed him a 'pillar of society' during his arrest and questioning by police. But because of a...Read full story
(2018) Steve Bannon wins next series of The World's Biggest Loser
Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's cackling Gollum figure is all set to win the next series of televisual entertainment smorgasbord 'The World's Biggest Loser'. The hirsute buffoon has been nominated by Donald 'Teflon' Trump, who's arms and tiny hands g...Read full story
(2009) Obama Names Larry King to Head CIA! Vows to Never,Never Piss off Terrorists!
Washington/DC/ Spook News from Langley - In a surprise move, hailed as "brilliant", by liberals, President Elect Obama has named famed talk show host Larry King, as head of the nation's super secret CIA. Declaring that world events "are the scari...Read full story