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(2009) Nazi Zombies! Run!

Funny story: (2009) Nazi Zombies! Run!

Hackers in Austin, Texas broke into several electronic road signs yesterday and modified each to display various zombie-related messages, something that Texas Public Works found to be funny, not! They included: Caution! Zombies! Ahead! Nazi...

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(2004) Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Funny story: (2004) Russell Crowe dislocates shoulder

Poor Russell Crowe has hurt himself, again by throwing a fight unsynchronized as he tossed a punch towards his co-star in a boxing scene strangely called "Cinderella Man".

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(2008) Charlie Brown, Peanuts and MetLife Change With The Times

Funny story: (2008) Charlie Brown, Peanuts and MetLife Change With The Times

Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne fame is now the Chief media consultant for MetLife, the company that produces the Peanuts cartoon line. Ms. Metcalf has revealed that the Peanuts gang will altering the depth of issues that the Peanuts Gang deals with on th...

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(2009) Cheryl in a Koma as Jamie Archer revealed to be the love child of Simon Cowell and Sinitta.

Cheryl Cole trumped Dannii Minogue in the style stakes by appearing on Saturday's X Factor in a dress by David Koma, an exciting new design talent. In fact it wasn't a real dress at all but a special stunt dress made of MDF with only a front, no back...

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(2011) UK Police to be issued with rubber chickens

Funny story: (2011) UK Police to be issued with rubber chickens

Following on from the furore surrounding the 'baseball-bat arrrest' incident in which three male and one female officer smashed a car to pieces using baseball-bats because the driver of the vehicle did not get out of his car in time, all police aroun...

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(2010) Obama Plans Vacation, Because He is Mad at Voters

Funny story: (2010) Obama Plans Vacation, Because He is Mad at Voters

Washington - President Obama is taking a vacation to India, because he is so upset with voters that didn't help the Democrats keep control of the House. "I can't believe these dumb voters didn't vote for more Democrats. How stupid do you have to...

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(2007) Endangered Hoop Snakes Making a Comeback!

Funny story: (2007) Endangered Hoop Snakes Making a Comeback!

UPIAPBBCCBSCNNFOX- Martha May Daltry was walking home from school last week in Northfolk, Virginia when she saw something rolling down the road next to her. At first she thought it was a bike tire, perhaps pushed by a friend to frighten her, but nobo...

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(2004) ENRON: Queen plans Guy Fawkes surprise for Blairs

Funny story: (2004) ENRON: Queen plans Guy Fawkes surprise for Blairs

Buckingham Palace, London - (Rioters) Sources close to the HM The Queen today confirmed that Her Majesty is planning a Bonfire Night special treat for Prime Minister Tony Blair and his wife Cherry Bush, in a fitting tribute to whatever the outcome o...

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(2007) Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

Funny story: (2007) Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

WisCONsin - Did you enjoy that Non-Dairy creamer in your coffee today? How about that Non-Dairy milk substitute for the lactose intolerant? Ever wonder where these products and many more Non-Dairy products come from? Well where else! They come from N...

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(2008) David Beckham dropped after Capello linguistic confusion

Funny story: (2008) David Beckham dropped after Capello linguistic confusion

David Beckham has not been selected for Fabio Capello's first match in charge of the England team, meaning he is still one cap short of the magical hundred. But it seems that David's omission is more due to Capello's limited English than...

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(2011) Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Funny story: (2011) Morris Dancers Protest Imposition of Gang ASBOs

Morris dancers throughout the country reacted angrily today to the Home Office announcement that courts would now be able to use gang ASBOs to curtail the activities of roaming bands of morris men. "It's unbelievable," foamed George Caper-Hey, wav...

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(2008) Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

Funny story: (2008) Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...

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(2007) Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Funny story: (2007) Everyone On Earth Opens Bible At Same Time - World Suffers From Largest Dust Storm In History

Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history. Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...

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(2009) Anthropologist and jeans designer Levi-Strauss is dead at 100

Funny story: (2009) Anthropologist and jeans designer Levi-Strauss is dead at 100

Paris - (Adieu, Mon Brave...): Famous French anthropologist and leading jeans designer Claude Levi-Strauss has died at the age of 100. He rose to acclaim during the War years with his original 501 drainpipes in blue 28oz denim which he wore when l...

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(2008) Watch Out: Beadle's Dead

Funny story: (2008) Watch Out: Beadle's Dead

Jeremy Beadle, the much-loved prankster who was responsible for shows such as Game For A Laugh, You've Been Framed, and Beadle's About, has died aged 59 - or has he?...

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(2011) Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

Funny story: (2011) Picher OK's The Old Miner's Pharmacy sells "Leaded Only" products

PICHER, OK (ABSNN) - Gary Linderman owns the Old Miner's Pharmacy in downtown Picher, Oklahoma. He hasn't much business lately, mostly due to the fact that the entire town of Picher has been declared "hazardous waste site," by the federal government...

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(2008) Psychic surgeons battle to remove toxic foreign body from Britney's vagina

Funny story: (2008) Psychic surgeons battle to remove toxic foreign body from Britney's vagina

Los Angeles - (Toxic Ass Mess): Psychic surgeons have waged a five hour battle to remove what has been described as 'toxic pathogens' from Britney Spears' vagina.

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(2016) Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause

Funny story: (2016) Scientists Believe Climate Change Is Caused By Mother Earth Reaching Menopause

In her younger days, scientists idolized Mother Earth and and called her the Goldilocks Planet because she was young, just right, full of life, and would perform the best magic tricks! Now after doing extensive research, scientists are hating on...

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(2009) Obama sibling busted for fifty kilos of Durban Poison

Funny story: (2009) Obama sibling busted for fifty kilos of Durban Poison

Nairobi, Kenya - (Matanuska Thunderfuck Mess): George Obama, 26 year-old half-brother of the American President, has been arrested for possession of 'a weekend's personal supply' of the local African recreational weed Durban Poison. "Actually, it...

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(2011) Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Funny story: (2011) Bank of America and Chase Bank Offset the Costs of Charging You Fees by Adding a Fee Surcharge

Corporate money-sequestration titans Bank of America and Chase Bank today announced that their recently announced new fees and the hikes of existing fees will actually cost more money to introduce, charge and enforce than expected, leaving net profit...

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(2007) Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Funny story: (2007) Muslims protest at 'Where's Wally? Mohammed edition'

Riots are spreading throughout the Middle East as more and more protests are made at the publishing of an edition of 'Where's Wally?' featuring the prophet Mohammed.

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(2013) Budget airline claim Iceland are to blame for volcanic eruption!

Funny story: (2013) Budget airline claim Iceland are to blame for volcanic eruption!

Cheap and nasty airline, R++n++r, have been ordered to pay compensation to their passengers that were grounded during the Icelandic eruption of the volcano, Eyjafjallajokull, not Bjork. Airline boss, Michael O'Leprechaun (name changed for illegal...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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