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(2008) OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall

Funny story: (2008) OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall

Barnsley, Yorkshire - (Hydrazine Mess): Octogenarian old age pensioner Mrs Doris Pratt has vowed to sue the Pentagon after branding its recent attempts to blast a toxic rogue satellite with a S&M-3 sea-launched missile as a horribly amateurish clay p...

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(2011) George Lopez Regrets Begging Kate Gosselin to Slap Him

Funny story: (2011) George Lopez Regrets Begging Kate Gosselin to Slap Him

For everything Kate Gosselin isn't, i.e. dancer, actress, balanced, she is a ratings draw. As one producer of TLC said when describing Gosselin, "she's like watching a human train wreck. You just can't turn away no matter how awful it is." When G...

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(2007) Beards For Justice In New Initiative

Funny story: (2007) Beards For Justice In New Initiative

Beards for Justice, the pressure group that is championing the cause of greater acceptance of face-fuzz in society, has today announced a new awareness drive in the hope of getting their message across to the public at large.

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(2010) Toyota Now To Recall Ceiling Fans!

Funny story: (2010) Toyota Now To Recall Ceiling Fans!

After receiving over one hundred complaints, Toyota is having to announce still another recall, this time of their ceiling fans. "I love my ceiling fan as it can provide a gentle breeze in the summer with the air conditioner on low. It's simply pe...

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(2008) 21 July Firefighter Hero: Confronting Bomber Less Puky Than Meeting Puppet Monarch

Funny story: (2008) 21 July Firefighter Hero: Confronting Bomber Less Puky Than Meeting Puppet Monarch

London - (Bad Ass Mess): A heroic London firefighter who tackled a would-be bomber during the 21 July 2005 terrorism attacks spoke of the nausea he experienced at the Puppet Monarch's official opening of the London Fire Brigade's HQ in Southw...

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(2009) Ex-Pres Bush Accepts Job As Hardware Store Greeter

Funny story: (2009) Ex-Pres Bush Accepts Job As Hardware Store Greeter

Dallas, Texas - Ex-President George W. Bush today accepted a job offer as a greeter at Elliot's Hardware and Farm Supply Store in Dallas. Mr. Bush was "Happy and relieved" to have found employment so quickly after having ended his two term stint...

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(2009) ADHD condition cured for British children

Funny story: (2009) ADHD condition cured for British children

Children with severe ADHD have been cured in the world's first successful treatment for the potentially irritating disorder, doctors have announced. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and attention deficit disorder (ADD) refer to a ra...

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(2008) Writers Strike, Writers Block, Whatever Next?

Funny story: (2008) Writers Strike, Writers Block, Whatever Next?

You thought that the Hollywood writers had gotten over their huff about DVD's et cetera, and were beginning to get going on what they do best, that is, make quick, thousand pound animations about talking animals for a huge profit... But you were...

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(2007) Crazy Bush Reveals Weapons Of Mass Extinction

Funny story: (2007) Crazy Bush Reveals Weapons Of Mass Extinction

Military scientists in the US have made a major technological and biological breakthrough in the campaign against terror. Genetic experts have managed to regenerate near-extinct and long-dead creatures, modifying them so that they can be used to the...

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(2010) Cheryl Cole to take up singing

Funny story: (2010) Cheryl Cole to take up singing

Scientists have discovered that singing may be able to help stroke victims regain the ability to speak again by rewiring the brain. This revolutionary idea has inspired Geordie cage fighter, Cheryl Cole, to give up miming all her classic hits and...

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(2007) Rotherham United look to former rap star to ease relegation fears

Funny story: (2007) Rotherham United look to former rap star to ease relegation fears

Rotherham United manager Alan Knill was said to be 'extremely pleased' with the loan signing of former rapper Snoop Dogg.

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(2008) Hillary using Zod, Ursa, Non to influence superdelegates

Reports have surfaced that Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton is in communication with General Zod, Ursa, and Non to "help make the superdelagates see things more clearly." Clinton denies the reports stating that she has neve...

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(2007) 'Forensic Scientist' Arrested

Funny story: (2007) 'Forensic Scientist' Arrested

Mr I Fakeditall, a so called 'Forensic Scientist' from Dudley has been arrested today after police became suspicious that he was nothing of the kind.

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(2008) Burrell recalled to head Royal Variety Show performance for coroner

Funny story: (2008) Burrell recalled to head Royal Variety Show performance for coroner

London - (DUI Mess): Former royal stand-up comedian and sometime official crack-dealer to Princess Diana Paul Burrell has been recalled by Lord Justice Scott Baker to head the inquest's official Royal Variety Show performance of characters.

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(2009) The Germans - Are They Getting Stroppy Again?

Funny story: (2009) The Germans - Are They Getting Stroppy Again?

Westminster - Rumblings in the corridors of power today following German MEP Ludwig Von Scheissenhauser's controversial address to the European Parliament yesterday when he stated that: "Ze reason for ze economic downturn in Der Fatherland can, an...

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(2006) President Bush to take over IROC

Funny story: (2006) President Bush to take over IROC

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, administration security officials briefed President Bush about Iranian involvement in what the President thought was Iraq. As a result of the briefings, the President ordered the U.S. Ambassador to Iraq, Zalmay...

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(2007) British Commanders Iraq Strategy: Coitus Interruptus

Funny story: (2007) British Commanders Iraq Strategy: Coitus Interruptus

Call it "coitus interruptus", "withdrawal", "pulling out" or "goin' home to mama", that's the UK commanders answer to Basra Bomb Bingo.

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(2010) Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!

Funny story: (2010) Lorena Bobbit Named to Spearhead FDA War Aginst Choking on Wienies!

Concerned about a rising death toll resulting from choking on some popular snacks, most notably Wieners, the Food and Drug Administration, FDA, got out in front of the issue with some controversial ads to help combat the problem which many say is...

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(2010) SuBo fanatic has plastic surgery

Funny story: (2010) SuBo fanatic has plastic surgery

A Canadian Susan Boyle fanatic has had plastic surgery to look like Piers Morgan. The unnamed man, known only as 'William The Dangler', said "It was the only way I'd be in with a chance. We all know she's secretly in love with Piers Morgan. Now she c...

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(2007) Marks and Spencer Introduce Pre- digested Range

Funny story: (2007) Marks and Spencer Introduce Pre- digested Range

In 1884 Michael Marks formed a partnership with Tom Spencer. It would have been impossible for the two to have predicted how the next hundred years would shape their legacy. Having successfully negotiated wartime rationing and subsequent domestic dep...

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(2010) Secret language of Presidents and other leaders analysed

Funny story: (2010) Secret language of Presidents and other leaders analysed

Researchers in San Diego have been studying what they described as 'the secret language of Presidents', by using a new machine to monitor words said by Presidents that other human beings can't hear. The current President's cheesy grin and corny mixtu...

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(2007) Charles demands one of Saddam's palaces for Harry

Funny story: (2007) Charles demands one of Saddam's palaces for Harry

Clarenece House - (Rotters): Aides working for the Pretender to the Throne have confirmed today that Charles has demanded that Harry is given one of Saddam's former palaces when he starts his work experience tour of Baghdad next month.

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