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(2006) Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot

Funny story: (2006) Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot

A delighted dog-lover was thanking his lucky stars the day he bought airedale terrier Dougal as a present for his wife.

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(2009) More People Are Having Sex Now Than At Any Time In Recorded History

Researchers at the University Of Life, in Regent Road, Salford, have released the findings of a widespread study into the sexual activity of the world's population. And pretty amazing revelations they are too! It seems that more and more of us,...

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(2006) Satanic Messages In Children's Song

Funny story: (2006) Satanic Messages In Children's Song

Children's favourite song from the sixties "Right Said Fred" by comedy legend Bernard Cribbins, is today at the centre of a storm.

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(2010) New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

Funny story: (2010) New Laser Camera Can See Into Your Soul

CAMBRIDGE, MA - Scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have developed a camera that can see directly into your soul. The camera, developed by a team of twelve students, can see into your deepest desires, your wants, and can help u...

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(2010) Pope lifts ban on condoms

Funny story: (2010) Pope lifts ban on condoms

Pope Benedict, in his wisdom, has lifted the Catholic Church's ban on condoms. Many Catholics praise his wisdom. Many 'lapsed Catholics' are rushing back to their churches in droves. Many non-Catholics, even atheists, are converting to Catholicism...

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(2009) Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Funny story: (2009) Martha Stewart's Prison Stay Took Her Virginity

Martha Stewart is finally putting a figure to the amount she lost when she was sentenced on charges lying to authorities, and it's a doozey. The homemaking diva was sentenced to five months in prison and two years' probation for lying to investig...

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(2010) Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

Funny story: (2010) Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...

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(2010) Governor Arnold to do an Al Gore

Today, in Los Angeles, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenneger is making his presence felt in a large mall's Climate Change Exhibit. He was the guest speaker this afternoon during the inauguration, cutting a rosary of orchids (instead of a meter of...

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(2008) Cameron Craves Criminal Cops

Funny story: (2008) Cameron Craves Criminal Cops

David Cameron yesterday announced that a Tory Government would encourage Britain's police to stray to the fun side of the law by committing crimes under their own initiative before our current criminal element has the chance. Unveiling the new pol...

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(2012) Super Pacs Adapt Campaign Tactics for the Common Folk

Funny story: (2012) Super Pacs Adapt Campaign Tactics for the Common Folk

Washington, DC - Now that the 2012 Presidential campaign is finally over, Super Pacs, those zany organizations that played a major role in funding the candidates, are left wondering what to do. Then there is Super Fund manager, Carter Deustch of t...

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(2007) BBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel

Funny story: (2007) BBC Announce Launch Of New Comedy Channel

The BBC has this morning announced on its website the Springtime launch of its all-new comedy channel BBC TeeHee, in a direct response to a new independent channel being launched by members of The Spoof

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(2006) Egg Freebie Goes Pear-Shaped

Funny story: (2006) Egg Freebie Goes Pear-Shaped

The Government was yesterday left with egg on its face - quite literally!...

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(2009) Horror: Nelly Found Dead.

Funny story: (2009) Horror: Nelly Found Dead.

Shock news this morning as Nelly is confirmed dead. After a long and bitter struggle with several addictions, a long court battle with ex-manager Toby Climatis and several sordid newspaper stories of seduction and sleaze, it is with sad regret th...

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(2010) Police request cigarette smoke colour change for wintry conditions

Funny story: (2010) Police request cigarette smoke colour change for wintry conditions

Smoking Police Officers experiencing breathlessness in wintry conditions through excessive exhaling due to their inability to distinguish between the smoke they are blowing out and natural water vapour created by the cold, have asked for smoke to be...

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(2008) McCain To Star In Slipper Ad

Funny story: (2008) McCain To Star In Slipper Ad

Failed Presidential candidate John McCain has agreed to a six figure sum to spruik a new line of casual house slippers.The television and magazine advertisements are said to feature footage of a relaxed McCain doing his favourite things about the hom...

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(2009) Police hunting Pen Thief

Funny story: (2009) Police hunting Pen Thief

Police in Lytham St Annes are hunting the renowned pen Thief Arthur Garlic, who is believed to be at large in the Fylde area. Detective Inspector Phil Inns of the Fylde constabulary, wants the public to help. "Mr Garlic is a person of particula...

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(2010) Palace Wedding Warning: Beware Ticket Tout

Funny story: (2010) Palace Wedding Warning: Beware Ticket Tout

Buckingham Palace has taken the pre-emptive step of announcing that under no circumstances will the Duchess of York be in a position to sell, lease, trade, swap, barter, boot sale or otherwise undertake to procure invitations to the upcoming nuptials...

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(2007) Tipper Gore to Veep for Hillary: Thanksgiving announcement imminent

Funny story: (2007) Tipper Gore to Veep for Hillary: Thanksgiving announcement imminent

Washington - (Ass Mess): The Hillary Clinton camp is poised for a dramatic Thanksgiving Day announcement naming Tipper Gore as their top choice for Veep on the Dems' 2008 dream thicket.

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(2010) Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence

Funny story: (2010) Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence

Holy Smokes, VA - The first annual Christmas lights de-tangling contest held at the local BPOE lodge was interrupted late in the evening when one of the contestants, Harvey Smith, pulled a gun on fellow contestant, John Houdini, accusing him of h...

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(2010) Isle of Wight News - Shanklin Garden Gnome Factory Expands

Funny story: (2010) Isle of Wight News - Shanklin Garden Gnome Factory Expands

MP Andrew Turner was in Shanklin last week attending the opening of an expansion of Gepetto's, a manufacturing plant for painted concrete garden gnomes. Turner said he was pleased to attend and said that the expansion was keeping on track with his On...

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(2010) Royal Wedding: The Entertainment

Funny story: (2010) Royal Wedding: The Entertainment

Spoof Entertainment correspondent Wanda Partay has exciting news regarding the musical lineup for the Royal Wedding. "I've got exciting news regarding the musical lineup for Royal Wedding! Well, y'know how Sir Elton played that song at Di's funera...

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(2010) WalMart Elitists Swallow Their Pride!

Funny story: (2010) WalMart Elitists Swallow Their Pride!

After 20-30 years of mocking others, WalMart elitists have been taken down a notch or two with today's rough economy. "I admit that I used to look down my nose at those people shopping at the Goodwill Stores and the Salvation Army", says one forme...

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