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(2004) Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.
(2009) Clooney and Co. Begin Trumpton Movie Filming
Filming began yesterday on the new movie from Sleepworks - a remake of the children's TV Show "Trumpton". As opposed to the original show's technique of Stop-Go animation, the film is a live action version.
Highly anticipated, the movie stars a nu...
(2008) Tiny, Obnoxious Dog Yips Burglars into Oblivion
ALVESTON, OHIO -- Stingle, an irritating toy poodle of 1302 Marzifax Lane, successfully terrified three armed intruders into leaving after they had robbed the house of one Rolex, two diamond bracelets, and one wallet containing a little over two hund...
(2009) BBC releases ready made meal selection to counter financial challenges
In a move to counter reduced TV Licence fees and strong satellite competition, it has been announced that the BBC will be releasing its own brand of ready made meals.
The move is an unprecedented within the TV Network community, the closest simila...
(2009) A New Muffin
Today, SuperHealth Bakery released its new 700,000 grain muffin. CEO Tom Baker said "we have been working on this muffin for years." It has 700,000 different grains, so it took years just to collect them. It has 100,000 times anyone's daily recommend...
(2010) Liverpool to send help to Haiti
Liverpool are to send much needed help to the people Haiti. Eighty five shellsuited helpers from the Liverpool Supporters Club drunkenly boarded a DC10 at Liverpool Paul Ringo Lennon Airport today on a mission to provide much needed support to the a...
(2009) Bush Moves Out
George Dubya Bush today moves out of the White House as his term as President comes to an end.
After eight years on Pennsylvania Avenue Bush has accrued a lot of his own possessions in the Capital's most famous house, and it all needs removing.
(2009) Change in Network Television Schedules Result in Confused Viewers
If your life for the past few years included watching "The Big Bang Theory" and "How I Met Your Mother" on Mondays and "House" on Tuesdays, you are in big trouble. Network scheduling changes have put these top twenty shows up against each other in t...
(2009) Bush Criticises Obama Presidency, Plans To Run In 2012
No sooner has Barack Obama been sworn in as the 44th American president, but the non-entity that is now the 43rd president is threatening to run against the new guy in 2012.
"Ya, see," drawled ex-president George W. Bush, "all I can see from this...
(2009) Inauguration Parade Crash Lands In Hudson River
WASHINGTON DC (AP Newsliar) - The parade for Barack Obama's inauguration as 44th president crash landed into the Hudson River today, sending all 10,000+ participants fleeing for safety from the icy waters and startling thousands of New Yorkers who ha...
(2005) Mystery Surrounds Draw
The Old One Two battled to a one all draw against the The Old Blundering Blundonian Blunderers 23rd Eleven in last nights Cromer league clash of the portly. The strong Old One Two supporters were amazed to see a team turn out excluding both "...
(2008) Portuguese cops retalliate with e-fit sketch of official arguidos
Praia Da Iluzion - (Ass Mess): Portuguese police have retalliated at today's Sunday Tosser campaign of finding new unofficial suspects by issuing their own e-fit sketches of the main arguidos.
(2010) The Art of Urination
Famous for his three dimensional chalk art on the streets of New York, as well as his dirty car window art in Boston central, Ernesto Evinstreme has embarked on a new artistic venture on the snow covered streets and walkways of Minneapolis.
Prefer...
(2007) Stephen Hawking's cult following
Stephen Hawking, the world's most famous disabled physicist, has a growing fanbase among today's youth. Sales of his book 'A Brief History Of Time' are at an all time high, and the latest popular fashion accessory is a wheelchair, com...
(2008) Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron
Santa Claus was yesterday on the run from the law after it was revealed by an undercover team that he was an ingenious drug baron controlling a significant amount of the Arctic criminal underworld.
The jovial gangster, known by many for his obesit...
(2009) Congress Will Abstain from Abstinence Only: "Obama says: Fcuk Yeah!"
The Bush administration's health programs were often determined by the careful study of chicken entrails. It was this method that prompted the intelligent design educational initiatives, the CDC campaign to promote chicken soup as an AIDS preventativ...
(2009) "Football doesn't matter" claim shock
The outgoing Chairman of the Football Association, Brian Orange, has caused a storm of outrage amongst football supporters by saying that, in the scheme of things, football doesn't really matter. "Sure, at it's best it is an enjoyable game to watch,...
(2008) Tories plan microchipping benefit claimants and replacing welfare with repayable loans
Whitehole, London - (Penurious Mess): New Tory welfare proposals will see claimants microchipped like Pet Passport holders and benefit payments replaced with repayable loans, much like student grants.
(2004) Pentagon Announces Stop-Loss Policy Enhancements
Now that the number of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq since the March 20 invasion has topped 500, the Pentagon has announced an enhanced version of its "stop-loss" policy to minimize troop losses during the occupation.
(2011) Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders
Early days for the Dallas Cowboys were similar in won-loss records much like this years. In other words, it took awhile for Tom Landry to build the team and in those early days, there were no Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders that have since help make the t...
(2013) Boston Red Sox Marketing Department Proposals for 2013
In an effort to meet the demands of co-owner Tom Werner who wants the team to show more sex appeal and provide more soap opera life stories to the pink hat brigade, the Marketing Department is scrambling to keep their jobs.
An inside expose, on a...
(2010) Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld
In a surprise move Sunday, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, announced his retirement citing that after thousands of years of initiating pestilence, wars, catastrophes and general mayhem, he was ready for a break.
"The job wears you down." the Gr...
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Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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