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(2010) Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone
The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...Read full story
(2009) Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag
There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,...Read full story
(2010) Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery
LONDON - A new plan out today will allow privatisation of cities and land. The scheme, which will allow people who do not work in government to buy land in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The plots of land will be divided into count...Read full story
(2007) George Bush Immortalized in Webster's Dictionary
New York -- President George W. Bush provided a wealth of new material for the 2008 edition of Webster's Dictionary, being given credit for 17 of the Dictionaries 38 new word additions. "We don't take this sort of thing lightly, this P...Read full story
(2008) Suicide Virgins not what they seem
In Israel today Ahmed Al Mahed was resuscitated after a suicide bomb attack in Jerusalem and questioned by police. He had some dramatic news for other would-be suicide bombers. After the bombing, Al Mahed was clinically dead for ten minutes before...Read full story
(2003) Canada Picks New Leader, Nobody Cares
TORONTO-Paul Martin, the new chosen leader of Canada's Liberal party is set to take the place of Canada's old Prime Minister Jean Chretien and the world has expressed it's strong opinion-nobody cares.Read full story
(2003) Barbara windsor to make shock appearance on corra!
Barbara Windsor, or Babs as she is known to her close personal friends and fan club members, is due to make a guest appearance on popular northern soap 'Coronation Street'. This is just one of a number of new storylines due to hit our screens...Read full story
(2016) Move To Drug Test Gun Owners In Open Carry States
31 states in the U.S. allow citizens to openly carry their firearms. In 10 of these states , someone who applies for welfare cash assistance through the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) has to be screened and tested for substance abus...Read full story
(2010) Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row
Fifa executive committee members Amos Adamu and Reynald Temarii have been been banned from playing FIFA football games for life across all gaming platforms, after recent claims they took backhanders to the throw online matches and artificially increa...Read full story
(2009) Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!
Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him" Palin, whose book is num...Read full story
(2004) Rumsfeld to expand Cabinet, expand Cabinet
Washington D.C.- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a special news conference today to speak his feelings and the role his cabinet will play in the new Bush Administration.Read full story
(2007) McLaren Forgets He's McLaren
The England manager, McLaren, has FORGOTTEN that he's McLaren, according to sources.Read full story
(2009) Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?
Press releases from the new book, "The Audacity To Win", claims that John Edwards offered a deal to Barack Obama to deliver southern white voters to Obama and then offered the same deal to Hillary Clinton, if either would name him as their VP candida...Read full story
(2005) Bill Clinton Confesses
Somewhere in political heaven-Bubba Bill Clinton finally admits he has a thing for "babes," particularly women willing to play his political thingie for free money, free love, freebies and free Willie, not necessarily in that order, but necessary in...Read full story
(2012) Deion Branch Rides into the Breach-Again!
Deion Branch has been sent packing by the New England Patriots, though some wonder whether he is packing his steamer trunk or just an overnight bag. Fans may want to send up a red flag on the departure of one of Tom Brady's dearest friends. It mig...Read full story
(2009) Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!
In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski. The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge...Read full story
(2003) Berlusconi in 'I quit' shock
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced his sudden resignation - to spend more time with his television channels and football team.Read full story
(2010) Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does
What kind of guy would think about cheating on one of the most articulate and beautiful women in the world, with the wife of one of his professional basketball teammates (allegedly), and then expect there to be no risk of any ramifications. My momma...Read full story
(2010) Berlusconi Gets a New Penis
Notorious womaniser Silly Berlyconni, Italian Prime Minister has had a new penis built onto a Roman statue in his apartment. It is to celebrate another Roman Conquest in the fields near Venice. 'So I liker de wimmin. Sow what?' he angrily replied...Read full story
(2009) Janet Jackson Blames Doctor For Michael's Death, Suffers Another Wardrobe "Malfunction"!
In an ABC interview with Robin Roberts Wednesday morning, Janet Jackson stated that she blamed her brother, Michael's physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, for his death earlier this year. Then, after Robert's asked her about Michael having a drug problem...Read full story
(2009) Zombie Survival Skills Needed
In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1...Read full story
(2010) Time Warner Thinks $39.99 for Commercial Television is Cheap
New York - Time Warner Cable announced a new stripped down package that will cost $39.99 a month, and will require new equipment to use on most digital televisions. Time Warner is bragging about the benefits of this new package: more cable outage...Read full story