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(2010) Manchester United Manager Sir Alex Ferguson To Carry On Until 100

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Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave the club a much-needed boost tonight, when he announced that he plans to remain at the helm 'at least' until he reaches the age of 100. Ferguson, now 69, had earlier said that he was "too old to ret...

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(2008) Suicide Virgins not what they seem

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In Israel today Ahmed Al Mahed was resuscitated after a suicide bomb attack in Jerusalem and questioned by police. He had some dramatic news for other would-be suicide bombers. After the bombing, Al Mahed was clinically dead for ten minutes before...

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(2010) Your Naked Photos In A Magazine? Scanner Pictures Fleshed Out By Expert!

Funny story: (2010) Your Naked Photos In A Magazine? Scanner Pictures Fleshed Out By Expert!

An expert has told ABC this morning that those stolen scanner images can easily be fleshed out by an expert and that's why the totally nude pics are showing up in magazines and some on the net. Of course, the magazines say that they are "imitation...

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(2010) Kate Middleton Exposed As Time Travelling Procreation Drone

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The announcement that Prince William and Kate Middleton will be embarking on nuptials has left the whole world rejoicing the build up to another Royal wedding. However, shocking revelations have recently come to light that are difficult to even c...

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(2010) Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery

Funny story: (2010) Areas of Britain to Sold Off to Aid Recovery

LONDON - A new plan out today will allow privatisation of cities and land. The scheme, which will allow people who do not work in government to buy land in England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. The plots of land will be divided into count...

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(2004) Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way

Funny story: (2004) Kerry in Geometric Center of Republican's Way

Since the overwhelming Republican Victory in this past election, Republican Senators are finding a firm resistance exhibited by John Kerry and his fellow Democrats. What the Republicans had thought would be smooth, unilateral sailing, has actually b...

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(2009) Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

Funny story: (2009) Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,...

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(2003) Barbara windsor to make shock appearance on corra!

Funny story: (2003) Barbara windsor to make shock appearance on corra!

Barbara Windsor, or Babs as she is known to her close personal friends and fan club members, is due to make a guest appearance on popular northern soap 'Coronation Street'. This is just one of a number of new storylines due to hit our screens...

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(2009) Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Funny story: (2009) Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Press releases from the new book, "The Audacity To Win", claims that John Edwards offered a deal to Barack Obama to deliver southern white voters to Obama and then offered the same deal to Hillary Clinton, if either would name him as their VP candida...

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(2003) Canada Picks New Leader, Nobody Cares

TORONTO-Paul Martin, the new chosen leader of Canada's Liberal party is set to take the place of Canada's old Prime Minister Jean Chretien and the world has expressed it's strong opinion-nobody cares.

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(2005) Bill Clinton Confesses

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Somewhere in political heaven-Bubba Bill Clinton finally admits he has a thing for "babes," particularly women willing to play his political thingie for free money, free love, freebies and free Willie, not necessarily in that order, but necessary in...

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(2010) Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row

Funny story: (2010) Fifa executives banned from FIFA online in game fixing row

Fifa executive committee members Amos Adamu and Reynald Temarii have been been banned from playing FIFA football games for life across all gaming platforms, after recent claims they took backhanders to the throw online matches and artificially increa...

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(2004) Rumsfeld to expand Cabinet, expand Cabinet

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Washington D.C.- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a special news conference today to speak his feelings and the role his cabinet will play in the new Bush Administration.

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(2009) Going Rogue? You Betcha - I Gotcha Your Crotcha!

Sarah Palin's book tour started yesterday with much fanfare. A one sentence summary of the book might be a line from the book Barefoot Boy With Cheek written by Max Shulman in 1943….."I only have one friend and I hate him" Palin, whose book is num...

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(2007) McLaren Forgets He's McLaren

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The England manager, McLaren, has FORGOTTEN that he's McLaren, according to sources.

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(2012) Deion Branch Rides into the Breach-Again!

Deion Branch has been sent packing by the New England Patriots, though some wonder whether he is packing his steamer trunk or just an overnight bag. Fans may want to send up a red flag on the departure of one of Tom Brady's dearest friends. It mig...

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(2010) Berlusconi Gets a New Penis

Funny story: (2010) Berlusconi Gets a New Penis

Notorious womaniser Silly Berlyconni, Italian Prime Minister has had a new penis built onto a Roman statue in his apartment. It is to celebrate another Roman Conquest in the fields near Venice. 'So I liker de wimmin. Sow what?' he angrily replied...

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(2009) Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!

Funny story: (2009) Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!

In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski. The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge...

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(2003) Berlusconi in 'I quit' shock

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Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has announced his sudden resignation - to spend more time with his television channels and football team.

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(2010) Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does

Funny story: (2010) Tony Parker; Stupid is as Stupid Does

What kind of guy would think about cheating on one of the most articulate and beautiful women in the world, with the wife of one of his professional basketball teammates (allegedly), and then expect there to be no risk of any ramifications. My momma...

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(2017) Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Funny story: (2017) Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Trump Tower, NY President Trump stunned the nation today when he announced that he was resigning the Presidency to join the Church of Scamatology. "I was just walking down the street and this scruffy child came up to me and handed me a flyer. It w...

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(2011) Man United sign 5 year-old super dog!

Funny story: (2011) Man United sign 5 year-old super dog!

Manchester United have signed a 5 year-old super dog called Jack who can do things with a ball that not even Wayne Rooney can do. United scouts spotted the dog doing his amazing tricks in a municipal Manchester park with his owner, Andy a staunch Man...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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