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(2010) Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

Funny story: (2010) Co-Joined Twins Win Three Legged Race

A pair of co-joined/cojoined twins, Mary and Terry McBriar, won the annual three legged race at the Susan G. Komen Race For the Cure festivities in Chicago. As the twins are joined at the hip and have only three legs, no cords or ties were needed to...

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(2004) Palestinian pole vaulter added to team for Athens

Ibraham Meir has been added to the three man Palestinian team for the Athens Olympics after being spotted pole vaulting a perimeter fence on the outskirts of Jerusalem yesterday.

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(2009) MMR nutter Wakefield and pals up before the GMC

Funny story: (2009) MMR nutter Wakefield and pals up before the GMC

London - (Raving Bonkers Mess): Three former Royal Freak Hospital quacks are up before the General Medical Council today defending their autism and legal aid gravy train scam. Dr Andrew Wakefield, Prof Simon Murch and Prof John Walker-Smith are ch...

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(2010) Fox News Hires Sarah Palin To Be A Political News Commentator

Funny story: (2010) Fox News Hires Sarah Palin To Be A Political News Commentator

NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has been offered a job with Fox News and the ex-governor of Alaska has taken it. Palin, who ran as Senator John McCain's vice-presidential candidate in the 2008 election, stated that she has been practicing being 'fair...

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(2018) Frozen black pudding saves lives! Vegans are horrified!

Funny story: (2018) Frozen black pudding saves lives! Vegans are horrified!

A UK butcher stuck in his freezer after a wicked draught blew through his shop and slammed the freezer door shut, used the only thing possible to save his life; frozen Black Pudding! Yes! Life-saving bloody black puddings are now being installed i...

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(2009) Obama Airlifted to Walter Reed Army Hospital Suffering from Panic Attack after Security Briefing!

Funny story: (2009) Obama Airlifted to Walter Reed Army Hospital Suffering from Panic Attack after Security Briefing!

Washington,DC/ Office of the Surgeon General - Democrats are in a turmoil today after President Elect Obama collapsed, in what is being called a severe "Panic Attack" after receiving a joint briefing from the CIA, FBI, SEC, Homeland Security and hea...

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(2011) Rush Limbaugh Wished Jared Lougher Wasn't White

Washington - Rush Limbaugh said he wished Jared Loughner wasn't white, because then it wouldn't be so hard for him to avoid the fact a white man used a gun in a crime. Rush has claimed that now Americans are going to want to spend more money on e...

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(2010) Rare Coin Outsells One Found On Moon By Armstrong

Funny story: (2010) Rare Coin Outsells One Found On Moon By Armstrong

According to an announcement by Florida auctioneers, a rare 1913 U.S. coin once owned by an Egyptian king, gangster Al Capone, billionaire Howard Hughes and later featured in a famous TV detective series was sold for more than $3.7 million in a publi...

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(2009) Amy Winehouse Out On The Lash Again

Funny story: (2009) Amy Winehouse Out On The Lash Again

St Lucia, the Caribbean - Troubled diva Amy Winehouse has been seen here at her exclusive resort hideaway chugging on strawberry daiquiris like there's no tomorrow, and frequently ducking into the undergrowth with new squeeze 'Josh' for a series of s...

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(2011) Sarah Palin Proved She Could Be Like Reagan

Washington - Sarah Palin proved that she could be like Ronald Reagan and read hard words off a teleprompter. "I worked really hard at reading, and reading big words. I finally can libel and biased. It wasn't easy, but with the American spirit, I...

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(2004) Bush : The Joke's on Blair

George W. Bush and his fellow scamps Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney have finally admitted that the entire Iraq war was nothing more than prank gone bad. The victim of the joke was British Prime Minister Tony Blair who has only recently...

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(2009) Harry's rehabilitation kicks off with 'Slumdog II' star role

Funny story: (2009) Harry's rehabilitation kicks off with 'Slumdog II' star role

London - (Racist Ass Mess): Prince Harry's is to star in a Bollywood sequel 'Slumdog Millionaire II'. The offer to rehabilitate himself from a foul-mouthed racist Nazi thug to a multiculturally diverse-thinking ethnically-sensitive new puppet mona...

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(2006) Fiction Writer Admits Making Up Everything

NEW YORK - Damian Quirky, a noted fiction writer, held a press conference here today, and admitted making up everything in his fictional novels and short stories.

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(2012) QPR to punish non-mourners and send them to North Korea.

Funny story: (2012) QPR to punish non-mourners and send them to North Korea.

The QPR authorities are to sentence anyone who has not participated in mourning sessions for deposed leader Neil Warnock to terms in North Korean labour camps, reported the Shepherd's Bush Gazette. The decision to hand out punishments of at least...

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(2009) Darts Player Pins Opponent To Board

Funny story: (2009) Darts Player Pins Opponent To Board

There was chaos tonight during the final of the British Darts World Championship when one of the finalists threw a dart at his opponent, pinning him to the dartboard with his first dart, and then scoring two match-winning bullseyes with his second an...

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(2009) Prophet Mohammed Makes A Profit In Gaza

Funny story: (2009) Prophet Mohammed Makes A Profit In Gaza

The Prophet Mohammed - may he be treated like a god, like Christians treat Jesus - today thanked the Israeli Defense Force for making his religion a healthy profit. 'Yes', he said, 'things weren't looking so good for me, then the Israelis started...

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(2011) Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation

Funny story: (2011) Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation

A new rule has come into force this year to make all mobile (cell) phone manufacturers adopt the same charger, which will be micro-USB. This has angered Apple, who have enjoyed changing their charger with each release of their iPhone in order to ensu...

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(2007) Tony Blair Calls For Debate On Role of UK Forces

Tony Blair made a keynote speech on Friday about the role of UK Forces in Iraq and Afghanistan. In a brave speech designed to confront his critics, he called for a national debate about the role of UK Forces abroad, and posed the question: "Shou...

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(2007) Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Funny story: (2007) Dog Convicted of making owner fat

Connie the Labrador has been sentenced to 3 years in prison at The Magistrates Court today for human cruelty today.

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(2016) NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

Funny story: (2016) NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, on the heels of uncountable rule changes, arbitrary punishments, and overall ineptitude has contributed what he has refereed to as his "crowning achievement as Commissioner of the NFL". "Starting from the champions...

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(2007) Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

Funny story: (2007) Scientists Predict End Of The Sun

At the University of Tooting in south London, scientists have at last confidently predicted when the Sun will vanish and the world will be plunged into darkness. And the shock is that it's sooner than you think. Are you prepared?...

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(2009) Kicked Down Under

Funny story: (2009) Kicked Down Under

Canterbury - A skateboarder and a teenage grandfather survived separate genital attacks in New England this morning, just two weeks after a taxi driver was believed to have been kicked in the testicles by a large Kangaroo in the country's west end.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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