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(2004) Bush : The Joke's on Blair
George W. Bush and his fellow scamps Colin Powell, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney have finally admitted that the entire Iraq war was nothing more than prank gone bad. The victim of the joke was British Prime Minister Tony Blair who has only recently...
(2009) Prophet Mohammed Makes A Profit In Gaza
The Prophet Mohammed - may he be treated like a god, like Christians treat Jesus - today thanked the Israeli Defense Force for making his religion a healthy profit.
'Yes', he said, 'things weren't looking so good for me, then the Israelis started...
(2009) Darts Player Pins Opponent To Board
There was chaos tonight during the final of the British Darts World Championship when one of the finalists threw a dart at his opponent, pinning him to the dartboard with his first dart, and then scoring two match-winning bullseyes with his second an...
(2013) Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"
In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...
(2009) Harry's rehabilitation kicks off with 'Slumdog II' star role
London - (Racist Ass Mess): Prince Harry's is to star in a Bollywood sequel 'Slumdog Millionaire II'.
The offer to rehabilitate himself from a foul-mouthed racist Nazi thug to a multiculturally diverse-thinking ethnically-sensitive new puppet mona...
(2009) Kicked Down Under
Canterbury - A skateboarder and a teenage grandfather survived separate genital attacks in New England this morning, just two weeks after a taxi driver was believed to have been kicked in the testicles by a large Kangaroo in the country's west end.
(2006) Fiction Writer Admits Making Up Everything
NEW YORK - Damian Quirky, a noted fiction writer, held a press conference here today, and admitted making up everything in his fictional novels and short stories.
(2009) Army A Racist Institution - Shock, Horror
Hot on the heels of Prince Harry's racist video shame, in which he used such endearingly affectionate terms as 'Paki' and 'Raghead' come allegations that the army is a racist institution.
Professor Finneas Fogg of Liverpool University (surely a co...
(2007) Scientists Predict End Of The Sun
At the University of Tooting in south London, scientists have at last confidently predicted when the Sun will vanish and the world will be plunged into darkness. And the shock is that it's sooner than you think. Are you prepared?...
(2007) Dog Convicted of making owner fat
Connie the Labrador has been sentenced to 3 years in prison at The Magistrates Court today for human cruelty today.
(2013) Roommate Would Really Like to Know Where the Fucking Bullets are Going if They're Not Killing that Fucking Guy
Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened."
"He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
(2011) Apple up in arms over European Charger legislation
A new rule has come into force this year to make all mobile (cell) phone manufacturers adopt the same charger, which will be micro-USB. This has angered Apple, who have enjoyed changing their charger with each release of their iPhone in order to ensu...
(2007) Bush's Iraqi Speech Lulls Even a Dell Laptop to Sleep
After 4 minutes of watching President Bush explaining his new "Not only are we THERE but here's why we're gonna BE there a tad" plan, one Illinois man fell fast asleep, confident that his Dell Latitude 3921 laptop would eas...
(2009) Obama Airlifted to Walter Reed Army Hospital Suffering from Panic Attack after Security Briefing!
Washington,DC/ Office of the Surgeon General - Democrats are in a turmoil today after President Elect Obama collapsed, in what is being called a severe "Panic Attack" after receiving a joint briefing from the CIA, FBI, SEC, Homeland Security and hea...
(2011) Sarah Palin Proved She Could Be Like Reagan
Washington - Sarah Palin proved that she could be like Ronald Reagan and read hard words off a teleprompter.
"I worked really hard at reading, and reading big words. I finally can libel and biased. It wasn't easy, but with the American spirit, I...
(2008) TheSpoof.com Writer in Trouble Over Undeclared Cash Donation
A writer on a well-known satirical news website has become the latest person to fall foul of the Government's strict 'cash donations' regulations, and has come under pressure to resign from his post as 'amateur scribbler'
(2010) Rare Coin Outsells One Found On Moon By Armstrong
According to an announcement by Florida auctioneers, a rare 1913 U.S. coin once owned by an Egyptian king, gangster Al Capone, billionaire Howard Hughes and later featured in a famous TV detective series was sold for more than $3.7 million in a publi...
(2009) Verne Cleans Up in Big Bro
HE MAY be microscopic in stature but Big Brother hot favourite Verne Troyer is making big noises in the Big Brother house.
Verne, measuring in at 2ft 8 inches tall, needs special assistance to make himself heard in the Diary Room.
He can't re...
(2012) QPR to punish non-mourners and send them to North Korea.
The QPR authorities are to sentence anyone who has not participated in mourning sessions for deposed leader Neil Warnock to terms in North Korean labour camps, reported the Shepherd's Bush Gazette.
The decision to hand out punishments of at least...
(2009) Shock and awe at Golden Globe awards
There was as much astonishment and surprise as there was traditional admiration at this year's Golden Globe awards handed out in Hollywood recently. T
he usual toasting and glad handing for winners (and unlucky nominees) was witnessed and everybod...
(2009) Kate Winslet Wins Award
Kate Winslet won two awards last night.
The actress won a Golden Globe for her portrayal of somebody or other in a film which was almost certainly about something or other.
But more significantly, the actress picked up the award for 'Most Nause...
(2007) Woman Arrested Over Talking Wheelie Bin Death
Picture a normal Tuesday in Hackney, West London. Bin day, and ageing granny Elsie Glockle, 79, is leading her wheelie bin out to the kerb for collection as usual.
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Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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