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Funny story: (2010) Simon Cowell Woken Up By UKBA

(2010) Simon Cowell Woken Up By UKBA

A Press Release from prominant Government department the UK Borders Agency has revealed that far from X-Factor hopeful Gamu being deported from the UK, she is currently on leave to appeal over who she really is. The tactfully worded release by the...
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Funny story: (2007) Terror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"

(2007) Terror Camp Organiser "Had No Licence"

Young British Muslims who undertook military-style training exercises for future terrorist activities in the UK, have revealed that the camps used for the exercises were "absolutely disgusting".
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Funny story: (2009) Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

(2009) Bonkettes Blow Sydney With The Full Inch

Wow! They did it again! Earlier this evening the sexiest girl band on the planet, the Bonkettes, rocked the socks off Sydney with a mind-blowing show at the legendary Sydney Opera House. Some critics wondered if the girls could possibly recover fr...
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Funny story: (2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2

(2010) Queen's massage artiste says 'naked' celebrities ran amok the QE2

Southampton - (Bare Cheek Mess): "Naked as the day they were born," retired nonagerian massage artiste Bunty Kneadman said today, "and running starkers all over the poop deck!" The ship's former osteopath/naturopath/psychopath was speaking today a...
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Funny story: (2009) Donald Trump Patents Golf Club

(2009) Donald Trump Patents Golf Club

Think Big and Kick Ass self-made multi-billionaire Donald Trump has successfully patented the golf club. On hearing the news Donald Trump immediately assigned the patent rights to DT Golfing Enterprises, located in South Ossetia, a region now us...
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Funny story: (2011) South Korean army concerns over Arsenal injury record as Park scheduled for national service stint

(2011) South Korean army concerns over Arsenal injury record as Park scheduled for national service stint

Arsenal's poor injury record is raising concerns amongst South Korean army chiefs after it was revealed the club's summer signing, Park Chu-Young, would be expected to complete a 21-month stint of national service for the country. The 26-year-old...
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Funny story: (2009) Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

(2009) Cheney, Inspired By Successful 'Iron Man' Movie, Creates His Own Super Hero

Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics 'Iron Man' movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinve...
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Funny story: (2006) Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

(2006) Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...
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Funny story: (2009) The Fonz Arrested For Stealing

(2009) The Fonz Arrested For Stealing

Arthur Fonzarelli (a.k.a. the Fonz, a.k.a. Fonzie) was arrested for theft in Minnesota's Mall of America. 72 year old Mr. Fonzarelle was witnessed by a security guard to approach a vending machine, hit the side, and get a free drink. The Fonz has b...
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Funny story: (2009) Moon People Celebrate Death of Wicked Witch

(2009) Moon People Celebrate Death of Wicked Witch

Lunar Base One-The people of the Moon are celebrating the unexpected death of a evil citizen whom some described as a "wicked witch". A Volkswagen-sized piece of machinery fell from the sky and crushed her as she was tormenting her diminutive fellow...
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Funny story: (2010) Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate

(2010) Florida Lemur Mistakenly Placed on Ballot as Libertarian Candidate

Florida election officials in the small town of Myakka City are scratching their heads over the apparent practical joke being played on them that now has them in a quandary as to how to remedy the situation. A lemur known as Mister E. Mann is listed...
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Funny story: (2009) Obama Bends Over, Reaches Out To The Gay Community

(2009) Obama Bends Over, Reaches Out To The Gay Community

Recent conservative attacks on some of President Obama's gay nominees could temper the impatience the gay and lesbian leaders and activists showed as he spoke to a major gay civil rights group Saturday night, but the widespread restlessness still is...
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Funny story: (2008) McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

(2008) McCain Panics - Plans Palin Replacement

Responding to coast-to-coast conservative declarations that Sarah Palin is just too good to be true, and that she is too upstaging, Presidentical hopeful John McCain has selected a backup VP in case Palin jumps ship before Nov. 4th to become U.N. Sec...
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Funny story: (2008) Bush Escapes from Cheney Bunker; Gives Economy Speech; Stocks Crash Again!

(2008) Bush Escapes from Cheney Bunker; Gives Economy Speech; Stocks Crash Again!

An army of concerned American citizens did everything that they could to stop worst president ever, GWB, from giving another lame ass inarticulate pitiful grunt out from his now totally imaginary oval office. Bush is as much a national leader as...
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Funny story: (2011) Chelsea F.C Looking for new home

(2011) Chelsea F.C Looking for new home

Chelsea Football club are looking into a move away from their Stadium Stamford Bridge and are looking to move into a new shithole in the next couple of years. This news has angered many fans who believe that a move to an even bigger shithole, than th...
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Funny story: (2010) Gazza Stopped by Cops - Blows a (WPC) Amber

(2010) Gazza Stopped by Cops - Blows a (WPC) Amber

Shocking news from Her Maj's Police Constabulary this morning reveals that former footballer Paul "Gazza" Crapgroin was pulled over by police while using the latest Sunnyspoons drive-through pub over the weekend. As Mr Crapgroin pulled away from...
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Funny story: (2010) "Pear-shaped" Genes Uncovered

(2010) "Pear-shaped" Genes Uncovered

Parts of our DNA that influence body shape - including the classic "apple" or "pear" shapes in women - have been revealed by scientists. Using super-powerful electron microscopes, the boffins have identified the 13 genes - which seem to have a gre...
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Funny story: (2008) Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President

(2008) Interview: Palin says she would be ready to step in as President

In a recent interview, Sarah Palin declared firmly that she was ready, willing, and able, to step in as President, as well as being eager, passionate, and foaming at the mouth for the change to run America, should McCain be absent for any reason. An...
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Funny story: (2007) Pregnant Moose Seeks Human Company for Parturition Comeback

(2007) Pregnant Moose Seeks Human Company for Parturition Comeback

Yellowstone Park - (Reuterus): A wildlife gestation study published in Biology Letters magazine has confirmed the return of The Spoof's Moose of the fabled Moose&Squirrel writing combo ahead of an expected 31 October parturition...
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Funny story: (2011) Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

(2011) Fat Lampard Eats a Salad

Chelsea Footballer Frank Fat Lampard has been spotted eating a salad. In what is to believed to be the first time ever. Lampard was spotted at a well known restaurant in Chelsea, with his fiancé Christine Bleakley, and said to have had a plate of...
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Funny story: (2007) Injury Scare For England

(2007) Injury Scare For England

England ace John 'Chocolate Orange' Terry has broken his hair days before the team's impending defeat to dog-eating rock growers Estonia. Claude LeRouge, the team's hair and make up physio, spotted Terry's split end injury during...
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Funny story: (2010) England Footballers To Have "Gang Bang" Before Euro 2012 Qualifier

(2010) England Footballers To Have "Gang Bang" Before Euro 2012 Qualifier

England coach Fabio Capello has confirmed in a statement this afternoon that his players are to warm-up for their Euro 2012 qualifying match with Montenegro at Wembley on Tuesday with a Roman-style orgy, involving all the players' wives and girlfrien...
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Spanish senator blames country's 1 trillion euro debt on homosexuals

Luz Elena Sanin says every Spanish gay has been subsidised at around one million dollars apiece by the European Union since 1997. Jeez....


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