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Funny story: (2009) NOW Wants Wienermobile Buried With Oscar Mayer Too?

(2009) NOW Wants Wienermobile Buried With Oscar Mayer Too?

Washington, D.C. - Today the National Organization of Women (NOW) joined forces with the organization of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in voicing their dissension, demanding that the Wienermobile be laid to rest with Oscar G.
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Funny story: (2011) Obama: "So many assholes, so little time!"

(2011) Obama: "So many assholes, so little time!"

President Obama addressed the nation last night shortly after hearing of Speaker John Boehner's announcement that he would not accept Obama's proposal for raising the country's debt limit. Obama looked squarely into the camera as he started to s...
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Funny story: (2009) Man Loses Chapstick, Reports "Lips Drier Than Normal."

(2009) Man Loses Chapstick, Reports "Lips Drier Than Normal."

Little Rock, AR-Corey Janisko, a phone operator for a small software development company in Sherwood, Arkansas reported to police on Thursday that he has lost his tube of ChapStick brand lip balm. "I don't think it was stolen, I mean, I would hope...
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Funny story: (2009) Pope Admits To Being Father of Michael Jackson Children

(2009) Pope Admits To Being Father of Michael Jackson Children

Bowing to pressure from The College of Cardinals, Pope Benedict admitted from Vatican City that he is the actual father of the Michael Jackson children. "Look at them," said the Pontiff. "They are as white as me. There's no Jackson blood in those...
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Funny story: (2010) Susan Boyle May Have to Settle on Making New Album with Singing Dogs

(2010) Susan Boyle May Have to Settle on Making New Album with Singing Dogs

So far, Susan Boyle hasn't had any luck at all finding the right "unknown" to sing duets with her on a planned upcoming album. Saying it is not her fault that she's become quite the diva and therefore not able to get along with anyone, SuBo is lookin...
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Funny story: (2009) Canadian PM Stephen Harper meets Pope - once again pockets Communion wafer! Experts are calling it "Jesus-in-my-pocket "syndrome

(2009) Canadian PM Stephen Harper meets Pope - once again pockets Communion wafer! Experts are calling it "Jesus-in-my-pocket "syndrome

L'ACQUILA, ITALY: Canadians are beginning to wonder whether their PM Stephen "Steve" Harper is a closet "communion-klepto". The so-called committed Protestant keeps barging his way forward at Catholic Mass, pushes his way to the front of the Communi...
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Funny story: (2007) Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

(2007) Sir Elton John Loses nearly 90 Pounds! Head Practically Disappears!

Sir Elton John, who very recently headlined the Concert For Diana's Gerbil Fund, shocked fans with his sleek new slender look. What they might not have recognised is his head, which some estimate may have accounted for as much as 40% of the weigh...
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Funny story: (2009) Toilet Paper, New Ad Medium

(2009) Toilet Paper, New Ad Medium

(AP)-St.Louis, MO: You'll soon have more reading in the bathroom the than a pile of magazines or the newspaper, thanks to a St. Louis based advertising guru. Cyrus Little, CEO of Little, Hope Worldwide announced his international firm will begin sell...
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Funny story: (2007) Senator Vitter apologises to GOP for 'failing to get away with it'

(2007) Senator Vitter apologises to GOP for 'failing to get away with it'

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Louisiana Senator David Vitter has apologised to GOP grandees after being outed as a client of DC madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey.
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Funny story: (2008) Russia Announces National Who-Ha Day!

(2008) Russia Announces National Who-Ha Day!

Russia cannot replace its dead and so officials in the former Soviet Union have been trying to remedy the situation with government initiatives.
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Funny story: (2010) Alan Greene for US Senate: Da Man, Not De Mint!

(2010) Alan Greene for US Senate: Da Man, Not De Mint!

Alan Greene kicked off his campaign against Republican Senator Jim DeMint yesterday by announcing a jobs program. He is proposing Bubble Head Dolls of himself and says that it will put hundreds of people to work. Although described as "off beat"...
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Funny story: (2006) St. Louis Blues Recruit Zidane for NHL

(2006) St. Louis Blues Recruit Zidane for NHL

Zinedine Zidane, captain of the French World Cup team which lost a tense final round game to Italy, has been offered a spot on the roster of the American hockey team St. Louis Blues.
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Funny story: (2007) Fugitive child molestor appointed Solomons' Attorney General

(2007) Fugitive child molestor appointed Solomons' Attorney General

Honiara - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A fugitive child molesting lawyer wanted in Australia on an array of serious charges has been sworn in as the Solomon Islands' new Attorney General.
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Funny story: (2009) Benitez Slams Cash Obsessed City

(2009) Benitez Slams Cash Obsessed City

Rafa Benitez, manager of Liverpool, slammed Manchester City as being "cash obsessed". Speaking at a press conference called to unveil his new budget signing, £17 million Glen Johnson, Benitez said "I've tried to sign lots of players, but manchester C...
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Funny story: (2011) Mystery Blonde Spotted Lurking Behind Prince Harry And Bernie Ecclestone At Silverstone

(2011) Mystery Blonde Spotted Lurking Behind Prince Harry And Bernie Ecclestone At Silverstone

News leaking out of the sump informs that eagle eyed TV Grand Prix viewer, local man, Martin Shuttlecock, fears that he's spotted the legendary mystery blonde, lurking behind Prince Harry and Bernie Ecclestone in a BBC TV interview. "There's loads...
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Funny story: (2012) Overly-complex human history retconned

(2012) Overly-complex human history retconned

Washington, D.C.--A group of the world's leading historians gathered in Washington today to announce that the excessively-burdened and contradictory narrative of human history was to be retconned immediately "in order to make grasping human history e...
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Funny story: (2007) President Bans 'Toilet Targets'

(2007) President Bans 'Toilet Targets'

WASHINGTON - President Bush signed another dictatorial 'Executive Directive' this morning banning the sale and possession of the trendy 'Toilet Targets' that have been popping-up in public bathrooms, sports bars, and homes across the...
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Funny story: (2009) Local Funny-Looking Cat Befriends Mice after hearing Michael Jackson song

(2009) Local Funny-Looking Cat Befriends Mice after hearing Michael Jackson song

A Yorkshire woman's cat has amazed bored locals by befriending two mice down at the local church hall. Pudsley the cat's owner, Mrs. Emily Worboise, 82, said that the animals have known each other for several years but, until recently, they had ne...
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Funny story: (2007) Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

(2007) Sir Salman to 'fight them on the beaches'

Following today's twenty minute Speech from Osama Bin Laden's deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri, in which he directly threatened Tony Blair, Queen Elizabeth II and the British people over the knighthood of Salman Rushdie, an unlikely hero has come to...
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Funny story: (2008) A-Rod Reaches For Another MVP: Madonna's Vajay Play

(2008) A-Rod Reaches For Another MVP: Madonna's Vajay Play

Highest paid MLB's Playa Alex Rodriguez has been seeking to play his rod into the V of Rock star and professional slut Madonna. Gossip columnists have dubbed the pair, "Madonna and Child" as the thirty-something A-Rod casts his lure out...
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Funny story: (2009) Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

(2009) Kissing Men Removed From Taco Stand

A group of openly gay men were removed from an El Paso, Texas taco restaurant after two of them were seen making out at one of the tables. Security guards removed the whole group and city police officers sided with the restaurant, saying that they h...
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Funny story: (2009) Michael Jacksonville , a Pervert Retirement Tent City

(2009) Michael Jacksonville , a Pervert Retirement Tent City

Jacksonville was once only a boring below average Floridian sorta cityscape on the atlantic. But now that stricy laws have been established to keep convicted sex offenders away from other kinds of offenders, a new Jacksonville has risen up in the for...
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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