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(2006) New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

Funny story: (2006) New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.

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(2010) Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

Funny story: (2010) Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

While everyone has been caught up in whether Lady Gaga and which sex she be, the talk on the internet today is that Susan Boyle is a man. Beginning this morning with a scoop from 'The Daily Blabbermouth' about the sex of Mr. Boyle, the other tabl...

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(2009) Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

Funny story: (2009) Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

A hearing aid company announced today that it was giving state of the art hearing aids to the Democratic delegation in the US Senate. A company spokesman stated the following: "With the uproar going on over health care reform it seems that many...

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(2006) World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

Funny story: (2006) World Mental Health Day: 'No such things as psychiatrists'

London - (Associated Mess): The broadly-ranging term 'psychiatrist' must be abolished as being a delusional term for a wide grouping of symptoms associated with the pharmaceutical industry's outreach workers who have been programmed to i...

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(2010) Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Funny story: (2010) Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Take two looks at tonight's live audience on ITV1's first X-Factor Live Finals and you might see a flicker of hope in their eyes. Its not surprising though as Simon Cowell unleashes a new type of audience on the finalists tonight, made up full of...

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(2009) Republican National Committee says Nobel Peace Prize is a piece of junk

The RNC was quick to react today to the announcement that President Barack Obama had won The Nobel Peace Prize. MIchael Steele, Chairman of the RNC, in a quickly put together press release said "This means nothing! Everyone knows that the Nobel Pe...

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(2010) Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

Funny story: (2010) Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

It's a shame that this has happened and it is typical of the day and age we live in, but Victoria's Secret has given pink slips, plus they have fired almost 100 beautiful young ladies who have gone over the 115-pound weight limit. "At an average o...

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(2008) Magellan Penguins Marooned on Brazilian Beaches to March in Mardi Gras Parades

Funny story: (2008) Magellan Penguins Marooned on Brazilian Beaches to March in Mardi Gras Parades

Like drunken tuxedoed teens at their first prom, hordes of Magellan penguins have shown up on Brazilian beaches. The birds out of snow were wandering around the carioca beaches and resorts of Ipanema until the novelty wore off and they began to be vi...

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(2007) Costa Rica Names New Rocket

Funny story: (2007) Costa Rica Names New Rocket

San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - The contest to name the world's biggest rocket is over and the winning name is El Conyo De Su Madre. The runner up names were Mohon Grande and La Putica Sussia.

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(2007) Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Funny story: (2007) Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Attorney at Law, Harvey Birdman, has filed suit against the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on behalf of his client, Pluto, for claiming that Pluto is no longer a planet. Through his interpreter at a press conference Pluto stated "being c...

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(2008) Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Funny story: (2008) Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Shifting technology enhancement in a new direction, Google announced today that it will offer a dramatic new way to surf the Internet without the user ever typing a single word. Plugging into a standard USB port on any computer, Google's new "Br...

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(2007) A Diet to Die For?

Funny story: (2007) A Diet to Die For?

Its being hailed as the most dangerous 'fad' diet since eating windows but Hollywood's A-list are all looking for a 'slice' of the action. Home amputation is now the fastest growing way to lose a stone. 'Alleged' comedy ac...

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(2008) Let the grass grow

Funny story: (2008) Let the grass grow

Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...

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(2012) Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Funny story: (2012) Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Asteroid LO0R011 was identified early on Monday morning by the NASA Asteroid Detection Agency (NADA). It's orbit has been calculated to have it land somewhere near Beijing with enough force to wipe out all life on earth except for a cockroach living...

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(2010) Chinese Steal World Internet

Funny story: (2010) Chinese Steal World Internet

News is starting to emerge that Chinese DNS Servers are starting to attract more and more of the worlds Internet traffic in an assault similar to that of the summer. Previously, the Chinese have routed requests to connect to major news websites li...

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(2007) Rich Boy turned Teacher?

Funny story: (2007) Rich Boy turned Teacher?

(ATL)- Rapper Rich Boy has reportedly recently graduated an adult night class, certifying him as a teacher. After Rich Boy realized that rapping was harder than it sounded, especially after dropping out of college.

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(2004) Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

Funny story: (2004) Afghan Election Blunder - Population to be Dis-armed

In the first-round Afghanistan elections, so-called "indelible" ink was used to mark the thumbs of all those who had voted - supposedly to prevent voting twice by persons who had registered under multiple names. But the ink was found to be...

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(2008) McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

Funny story: (2008) McCain Mortgage Buyout to Include White House

John McCain's only slightly original economic plan was poorly explained by the Repub candie at the debate in Memphis in which old Elvis left the building quite early. After scrutiny by housing experts and economists from the Hogswarts School of...

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(2009) Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

Funny story: (2009) Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid Fight Broken Up!

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, both leaders of the Democrat Party, had to be separated by guards and fellow democrats after emerging from a meeting over whether the United States should send more troops to Afghanist...

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(2017) Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Funny story: (2017) Corker, Trump Dispute Leads to a Fruitful Discussion about the Merits of Adult Undergarments

Washington, DC. Tensions are running high--once again--between Capitol Hill and 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. According to multiple reports, corroborated by several sources close to Capitol Hill and Pennsylvania Avenue, and documented by video and au...

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(2009) Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

Funny story: (2009) Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...

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(2007) Van Drives Itself

Funny story: (2007) Van Drives Itself

A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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