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(2011) People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study

Funny story: (2011) People with variation of surname 'Peterson' most likely to be murdered, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold State College released a frightening study this week, frightening at least for those Americans named Peterson or Pederson or Pedersen or some variation thereof. According to the study, Americans with this surname are most lik...

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(2006) New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

Funny story: (2006) New Coffee Creamers Aim to Kick Your Ass Good

New York - Americans love to cover up their coffee (Those beans ARE suggestive in their nakedness. Or is it just me?), and now the taste of your java break can take a radical turn.

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(2010) Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

Funny story: (2010) Porked Out Victoria's Secret Models In Need Of Jobs, Husbands!

It's a shame that this has happened and it is typical of the day and age we live in, but Victoria's Secret has given pink slips, plus they have fired almost 100 beautiful young ladies who have gone over the 115-pound weight limit. "At an average o...

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(2007) David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

Funny story: (2007) David Davies "not real" admits Cameron

Shocking news emerged from Whitehall earlier today, further to a memo leaked late on Monday that suggested Davies was, in fact, completely fake. The memo was first ignored, then denied, then accepted, then ignored again, before being admitted as &qu...

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(2007) Brown Orders Postal Workers to Return to Work

Funny story: (2007) Brown Orders Postal Workers to Return to Work

Gordon Brown has today announced that he has ordered Royal Mail to end their worker's dispute, or to hire new staff.

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(2007) A Diet to Die For?

Funny story: (2007) A Diet to Die For?

Its being hailed as the most dangerous 'fad' diet since eating windows but Hollywood's A-list are all looking for a 'slice' of the action. Home amputation is now the fastest growing way to lose a stone. 'Alleged' comedy ac...

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(2008) Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Funny story: (2008) Presidential Smack-Down: Terrorist Versus Satanist

Presidential hopeful, Senator Barrack Hussein Obama has largely dodged the bullet concerning his association with early Al Qaeda operative, William Ayers. However, recent revelations concerning Obama, the Jew-hating, Muslim have called into question...

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(2010) Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

Funny story: (2010) Susan Boyle Is A Man?!

While everyone has been caught up in whether Lady Gaga and which sex she be, the talk on the internet today is that Susan Boyle is a man. Beginning this morning with a scoop from 'The Daily Blabbermouth' about the sex of Mr. Boyle, the other tabl...

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(2017) "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Funny story: (2017) "Strictly come dancing" with the dead in Madagascar means "show time!"

Strictly come dancing, the show every senile person all over the planet loves to watch has a completely different version in Madagascar! Instead of admiring celebs, sport stars, ex-boxers, politicians, star chefs, etc, making tits of themselves at...

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(2009) Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

Funny story: (2009) Hearing aids for Democratic Senators

A hearing aid company announced today that it was giving state of the art hearing aids to the Democratic delegation in the US Senate. A company spokesman stated the following: "With the uproar going on over health care reform it seems that many...

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(2009) Republican National Committee says Nobel Peace Prize is a piece of junk

The RNC was quick to react today to the announcement that President Barack Obama had won The Nobel Peace Prize. MIchael Steele, Chairman of the RNC, in a quickly put together press release said "This means nothing! Everyone knows that the Nobel Pe...

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(2010) Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Funny story: (2010) Cowell to premiere Star Trek Tech

Take two looks at tonight's live audience on ITV1's first X-Factor Live Finals and you might see a flicker of hope in their eyes. Its not surprising though as Simon Cowell unleashes a new type of audience on the finalists tonight, made up full of...

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(2007) Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Funny story: (2007) Pluto Sues International Astronomical Union

Attorney at Law, Harvey Birdman, has filed suit against the International Astronomical Union (IAU) on behalf of his client, Pluto, for claiming that Pluto is no longer a planet. Through his interpreter at a press conference Pluto stated "being c...

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(2007) Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

Funny story: (2007) Man Makes Replica Of National Landmark Out Of Cheese

A man from Bangor in Northern Ireland's seaside town of Bangor is hoping to go into the record books as the first person to have modelled the Giant's Causeway out of Mini Babybel cheese.

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(2007) Costa Rica Names New Rocket

Funny story: (2007) Costa Rica Names New Rocket

San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - The contest to name the world's biggest rocket is over and the winning name is El Conyo De Su Madre. The runner up names were Mohon Grande and La Putica Sussia.

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(2012) British tourist arrested for theft of penis pump from Dallas sex shop

Funny story: (2012) British tourist arrested for theft of penis pump from Dallas sex shop

DALLAS, TEXAS (ABSNN) - The masked, knife wielding robber who stole $500 in cash and a $150 penis pump from a Dallas adult video store today was apprehended only four hours later at Parkland Memorial Hospital according to the DPD. "We got a ph...

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(2008) Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Funny story: (2008) Google Announces New Search Function, Interprets Subconscious Thought

Shifting technology enhancement in a new direction, Google announced today that it will offer a dramatic new way to surf the Internet without the user ever typing a single word. Plugging into a standard USB port on any computer, Google's new "Br...

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(2012) Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Funny story: (2012) Scientists prepare to defend Earth from an impending meteor

Asteroid LO0R011 was identified early on Monday morning by the NASA Asteroid Detection Agency (NADA). It's orbit has been calculated to have it land somewhere near Beijing with enough force to wipe out all life on earth except for a cockroach living...

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(2008) Let the grass grow

Funny story: (2008) Let the grass grow

Scientists at the South West Welsh University (South West Wales) have discovered why it rains more at the weekend. "As a multitude of home sapiens are cognisant of," Dr. Christopher Verbose (MBE, MSC, BScH, Phd, SCISP) said, "Precipitation has a c...

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(2012) Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Funny story: (2012) Bedford OAP's cannabis operation "blown" wide open!

Smokey Bedford, UK: An OAP couple who supposedly purchased a cannabis plant thinking that it was a daisy plant have been arrested after "kicking up" too much business selling the leaves of their "daisy" plant. The plant just grew and grew and the...

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(2007) Van Drives Itself

Funny story: (2007) Van Drives Itself

A white van sped off down the road without a driver after the door opened on a steep bend.

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(2010) Chinese Steal World Internet

Funny story: (2010) Chinese Steal World Internet

News is starting to emerge that Chinese DNS Servers are starting to attract more and more of the worlds Internet traffic in an assault similar to that of the summer. Previously, the Chinese have routed requests to connect to major news websites li...

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