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(2007) Saving Private Ryan actor collapses from excessive bell ringing
Barry Pepper, who played a religious US sniper in war movie Saving Private Ryan, has collapsed from excessive bell ringing at a 15th century Italian church.Read full story
(2008) Sexual tension Between Palin and Obama Breaks Out in a Freedom Kiss!
Many observers commented that Sarah Palin's RNC routine had its greatest zippedy doo da when she was thinking about attacking metrosexual Barack Obama. Similarly, when Obama rebutted Sarah Plain N Bifocaled's zingers he seemed to be licking his chops...Read full story
(2013) John Kerry gives Syria the 'Evil Eye'
Washington, DC - Finding little support for his administration's plan to punish Syria, US Secretary of State John Kerry is taking matters into his own face. The former Senator is activating his evil eye against the regime of Bashar al-Assad in r...Read full story
(2009) Florida Woman Arrested for Crimes Against Nature: 27 Foot Python Missing!
Everglades City, Fl/ Peta Update - This sleepy Florida town, known best for harvesting stone crab claws, shrimp, and once having the dubious honor of having their entire population arrested for drug running, is again the center of controversy. Flo...Read full story
(2008) Moodstock: Juande and Tunde play 'Sunday Bloody Sunday'
Tottenham Hotspur manager Juande Ramos joined easy listening veteran Tunde Baiyewu onstage on Saturday afternoon to perform a cover version of U2 song 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' at a fund raising event for bipolar disorder sufferers. Tunde, once half...Read full story
(2007) SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress
(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.Read full story
(2010) Taliban University offers four year degree
The College of Taliban is offering a new four-year degree in Suicide bombing. Alfrasondefrick Mohamed, Dean of students says the field of Suicide Bombing is booming and sees the need to prepare future students for an exciting and explosive career...Read full story
(2007) MTV to show music videos
Music video channel MTV is to start showing music video's on a trial basis.Read full story
(2009) Obama Creates Fourth Branch Of Government
While the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of government has sufficed for over 200 years, President Barack Obama has created a fourth branch to deal with the civilization and society of the modern world. Said Obama, "back when the found...Read full story
(2010) Michael Gove announces first list of Free Schools
Quelle surprise! All the Free Schools are in London - As expected, fee paying schools have jumped in first, grabbed Gove's attention and set themselves up to be even further subsidised by the less fortunate. Sons and daughters of the already filthy r...Read full story
(2004) Pension Minister Resigns: The Unofficial Version
Works and Pension Minister Andrew Smith today resigned his post in accordance with an official letter to the prime minister. Tony Blair in turn could do little else but accept his resignation and thank him for his service to the British people. All w...Read full story
(2009) Funeral Parlor Discovers Nursing Home is Tattooing Residents
The Shaw-Blackham-Robb-Watson Funeral Parlors have informed Rogers, Arkansas Police that they have discovered old people who die in the local Sunny Days Retirement Center and Nursing Home have been tattooed. Chuck Robb, one of the owners of the fune...Read full story
(2010) Iceland victorious over Japan
The Icelandic basketball team were today successful in defeating Japan at the Championships by 97 baskets to 33. Helped by a capacity crowd, many of whom travelled long distances to see them play, the Icelanders achieved an early 15 point margin and...Read full story
(2011) Philippine captured giant croc is related to Godzilla!
The largest saltwater croc known to living man has been captured in the Philippines and after taking his genes off, it has now been established that he wears the same one's as Godzilla the T Rex did millions of years ago. The local people believe...Read full story
(2013) Whole Foods Go Ghetto
On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...Read full story
(2009) Big Bird Assaulted While Walking Down Sesame Street
New York - Everyone's favorite giant yellow bird is a little black and blue this morning. Big Bird was attacked Saturday night as he returned to his home on Sesame Street. Police reports indicate the attackers were after Bird's childlike innoce...Read full story
(2009) The kids all have IRA passports thanks to Good Friday Agreement says Cherie
London - (Blarneybollox): Proud mum Cherie Blair has regaled an astonished TV show audience with more fiction about her rubbish family's achievements. The daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert MaxwellI RIP credited the legendary Lick (sic) of t...Read full story
(2010) Lindsay Lohan Claims Paris Innocent
Lindsay Lohan came to the defense of fellow troubled celebrity Paris Hilton by backing up Hilton's statement Paris was carrying someone else's purse when a bag of cocaine fell out of it. "I swear on my 12-step rehab pamphlet that I saw someone s...Read full story
(2007) Greenpreace asks the new Democratic Congress to stop issuing White House subpoenas; its damaging the Amazon rainforest
Washington, D.C. - Though officially non-partisan, Greenpeace has called on the Democratic Party, its closest ally in Washington, to stop its assault on their mutual political foe, the GOP, inadvertently coming to their rescue in asking the Democrati...Read full story
(2010) Weapons of Mass Distraction: Big, Long & Ready To Blow
THE HAGUE - Due to the quick-draw popularity of Iran's recently unveiled unmanned drone bomber aircraft - the so-called "Ambassador Of Death" (for no other reason than apparently because "Semi-Big Thing That Will Blow Up Near Where You Live" was alre...Read full story
(2010) Wayne Rooney Shags Own Grandma?
Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has crashed into the headlines once more this morning after it was revealed that the woman with whom he has been carrying on a passionate extra-marital affair was his very own grandma. Rooney, a 'vital cog' i...Read full story
(2009) San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!
Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News - In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that the end is near for most of California and the nation's butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific. Weather channel minister...Read full story