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Funny story: (2009) Rumpy Pumpy For All!

(2009) Rumpy Pumpy For All!

New President of Europe, Herman Van Rompuy, better known as Mr. Rumpy Pumpy, has long been known for his like of haiku, federalist super states and, of course, a bit of the old in-out. The bespectacled Belgian has often boasted of his prowess between...
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Funny story: (2008) Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

(2008) Hillary Rodent Clinton's Debt Dyke Crisis

Hilarious Rodent Clinton is scrambling to reduce her massive campaign debt before she becomes the US Secretary of Sleaze, when federal ethics laws - and political sensitivities - will severely hamper her ability to do so. (Granting her nomination is...
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Funny story: (2006) New survey reveals that living is bad for you

(2006) New survey reveals that living is bad for you

A new survey, published by the R.B.O (Research into the Bleeding Obvious) organisation has found that being alive can lead to almost every disease known to man. The doctors and substitute chemistry teachers who produced the report have advised that t...
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Funny story: (2010) Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

(2010) Nigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams

Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email addresses. Said Babafemi, "The email addresses he...
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Funny story: (2008) Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

(2008) Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Jewish groups are alternately outraged and amused by an invitation issued by the White House for a Hanukkah reception: the printed card features a painting of the White House Christmas tree being delivered as the President and Laura kiss under the mi...
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Funny story: (2008) Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

(2008) Pelosi Embarrassed as Hillary Parks her Broom Next to Speaker's Personal Jumbo Jet at Dulles Airport!

Dulles International Airport/ Air Force Times - During Senator Hillary Clinton's recent appearance before Congress to request a Campaign Debt Bailout, she obviously learned what Big Three CEO's hadn't when they showed up to plead their cause in priva...
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Funny story: (2010) Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

(2010) Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin is hopping mad after viewing Sarah Palin's reality television show last night. Of all the footage shot, Gosselin claims TLC chose the stuff that made her look like a spoiled prima dona. She is, of course, referring to the much-anticipat...
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Funny story: (2010) Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

(2010) Ex-Newcastle Manager Chris Hughton was Russian spy

Newcastle United have parted company with manager Chris Hughton having labelled him a Championship standard equal opportunities Russian spy who just happened to have a done a pretty damn good job. The Premiership club says its fears over his dupli...
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Funny story: (2010) Silvio Berlusconi to star in MTV-style dating show

(2010) Silvio Berlusconi to star in MTV-style dating show

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is set to star in a new MTV-style dating show called "Silvio's Sexy Sluts." The programme invites 12 'babes' in love with Silvio's smooth charm, good looks and charisma into his Italian home for a series o...
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Funny story: (2001) Gardener Gavin Told Off

(2001) Gardener Gavin Told Off

Avant gardener Diarmuid Gavin has been severely told off, according to neighbours.
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Funny story: (2008) Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

(2008) Pentagon Expanding Number of Aliens Recruited: Ranks to Include More Wookies, Klingons, Droids

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The Pentagon has issued a directive to expand the number of aliens it recruits into the military in yet another effort to make up for chronic shortages of warriors, doctors, and linguists available for wartime duty. The...
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Funny story: (2006) Vatican launches Xmas market best-seller Creationist video game

(2006) Vatican launches Xmas market best-seller Creationist video game

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): The Vatican is on to a winner! The Pontifical Office for Hysterical Records has launched its very own Creationist video game that has gone straight to the number one slot in the Xmas market.
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Funny story: (2009) Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

(2009) Tiger Quits PGA: Claims He's Moving to NBA Where Morals Clause More Relaxed and Booty is Better!

A spokesman for Tiger Woods announced today that the golfing icon with the firm putter and flawless stroke, was moving on to the NBA after a poll in Golf Magazine said he wouldn't be welcomed back on the links of any private club employing young, nub...
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Funny story: (2001) Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

(2001) Steps Taken To Rebuild Afghanistan

The United States says Steps are being taken to rebuild Afghanistan. The all-singing, all-dancing group will accompany senior UN officials on a tour of the war-torn country.
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Funny story: (2001) Manager "Bright tailed and Bushy eyed"

(2001) Manager "Bright tailed and Bushy eyed"

A senior management executive is celebrating today after finally being able to comb his eyebrows upwards.
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Funny story: (2009) Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

(2009) Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...
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Funny story: (2008) Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

(2008) Obama Saves Auto Industry, to Build "Obamawagens"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President-elect Barack Obama has unveiled his plan to save the ailing US auto industry by nationalizing the auto sector and making a single car model, to be known as the "Obamawagen." Modeled on the popular beetle-shaped...
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Funny story: (2001) Harry Potter Shocker

(2001) Harry Potter Shocker

Magician and legend, Harry Potter, has been diagnosed allergic to magic dust.
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Funny story: (2010) Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

(2010) Kevin Pietersen Throws Wicket After Seeing Spectator Eating Burger

England's 2nd Test superhero Kevin Pietersen has admitted that he threw away his wicket after scoring 227 runs when he saw a spectator in the crowd tucking into an exceptionally tasty-looking burger. England were on 568 when the burly right-hander...
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Funny story: (2009) Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

(2009) Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Hamelin (Hameln), Germany: The Rat Meat Processors Association spokesman, Herr Pied Piper has defended the actions of Gino D'Acampo, the winner of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and fellow contestant Stuart Manning, who are both facing anim...
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Funny story: (2009) Britney Spears To Have Own Section In Frederick Of Hollywood

(2009) Britney Spears To Have Own Section In Frederick Of Hollywood

Coming off her recent major tour of nearly a year, "Circus Tour" star Britney Spears has signed a contract to do a special section in the Frederick Of Hollywood catalog. Entitled, "Twat's Not To Wear", Britney will sell many catalogs for the bedro...
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Funny story: (2010) Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

(2010) Republic Of Kenya Revokes President Obama's Passport

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...
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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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