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(2007) Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: (2007) Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Washington DC - (Rioters): The Nobel Peace Prize committee in Oslo has been inundated with hundreds of nominations for this year's award to go to MSNBC's Chris Matthews who declared last night that the Bush Administration had "finall...

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(2004) Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Funny story: (2004) Cheney to Pack "Serious Heat" for Debate with Edwards

Vice President will be armed with knife, handguns, possibly assault rifle, "just in case"...

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(2005) President Bush Appoints New White House Counsel

Funny story: (2005) President Bush Appoints New White House Counsel

THE WHITE HOUSE-President George W. Bush stunned the nation, fellow Republicans and completely flabbergasted left-listing liberal Democrats by nominating a no-name to the Supreme Court. But that was nothing compared to who he has selected to replace...

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(2007) Bush Suggests Manure Homes for Americans

Funny story: (2007) Bush Suggests Manure Homes for Americans

Washington (IP) - George Bush announced today a new program designed to put a roof over the heads of folks who lose their homes to the rising wave of foreclosures sweeping the country. He told Meet the Press today that homes made of horse and cow ma...

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(2001) Old Firm to join Rollerball League

Funny story: (2001) Old Firm to join Rollerball League

As confusion hangs over their entry into the English Premiership, Celtic and Rangers have turned elsewhere in their desperate attempt to finish 7th and 8th in the league by moving to America to join one of the successful Rollerball leagues.

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(2005) Bush Considers Resignation

Funny story: (2005) Bush Considers Resignation

Reminiscent of a Russian cabal or the quaint country ballad 'I'm My Own Grandpa', the Bush administration is taking steps to avoid the net of prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald from snagging President George W. Bush. Using a pardon by soon to...

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(2003) Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

Funny story: (2003) Baby Busts Cap in His Momma's Ass

Gang culture invaded the crèche today as a two year old child shot his mum in retribution for humiliatingly changing his Huggies pull-ups in front of other kids.

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(2011) Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street

Funny story: (2011) Chris Christie Enters the Race for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street

Trenton, New Jersey - Gov. Chris Christie, who turned down the chance to run for president of the United States earlier this week, has announced his candidacy for Ruler of Occupied Wall Street. "Being president is not for me. You have to be certif...

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(2007) Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Funny story: (2007) Kieren Fallon race-fixing trial begins

Old Bailey, London - (Rotters): Seven women and five men got to post on Monday at the Old Bailey as the sworn-in jury members hearing the evidence that says former champion jockey Kiere Fallon is a race-fixing felon.

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(2009) Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Funny story: (2009) Sea Monster Visions Linked to Distilleries

Drumnadrochit - Worldwide reports of sea monsters, Bigfoot and other mysterious creatures have been linked with the location of breweries or distilleries nearby causing some to think that a relationship may exist. Investigative reporter Fergus McFadd...

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(2001) Star Trek - Guilty

Star Trek fans reacted with horror today as the US Federal Court returned a guilty verdict against the show's producers over cruelty to crewmembers in red sweaters.

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(2001) Critic Sez The Media is 'Pap and Useless'

Funny story: (2001) Critic Sez The Media is 'Pap and Useless'

Shocking news for all us news fans. Some buffed-up critic called Funky Spyglass has described our television as "pap" and the Internet as "useless".

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(2009) Alabama judge accused of sex with invertebrates

Funny story: (2009) Alabama judge accused of sex with invertebrates

Mobile, Alabama - (Cell Phone Scam): Judge Herman Thomas has been indicted on multiple c[o]unts of shagging a spineless fifth column of perpetrators. A former Democratic Party hot pick to be the first black feral judge in south Alabama, Thomas is...

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(2001) Tony the Tiger Mauls Pop of Snap Crackle Fame

Pop, the cheeky little fella from the Rice Krispies adverts, has been mauled to death by Tony the Tiger following years of enforced vegetarianism.

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(2001) British Dance Unhealthy

Funny story: (2001) British Dance Unhealthy

A survey published this week has found the state of British dance music to be very unhealthy.

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(2007) "Chase me", shouted Celtic "Yob"

Funny story: (2007) "Chase me", shouted Celtic "Yob"

AC Milan keeper Dida today stated that the 'assault' that could still cost Celtic valuable Champions League points was little more than a 'colpo delicato della mia guancicaor' or as we would say ' a gentle stroke of my cheek'.

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(2010) CSI, Stargate, Fringe - Ratings Punch-Up On Cards

Funny story: (2010) CSI, Stargate, Fringe - Ratings Punch-Up On Cards

TV insiders are gearing up for a new ratings war as Sky1 goes up against Channel 5 on Tuesday nights. C5's popular CSI:Miami and CSI:New York will tonight find themselves in direct competition with two sci-fi blockbusters - the second series of S...

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(2003) Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

Funny story: (2003) Police Academy Star Runs for Presidency

That Guy Who Made Sound Effects, star of seven ‘Police Academy' films is 15% ahead in the polls in the Presidential election campaign.

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(2004) CBS Publishes Yet Another Bogus Document

Funny story: (2004) CBS Publishes Yet Another Bogus Document

NEW YORK -- For CBS News president Andrew Heyward, the past few hours have been all too familiar. No sooner had he walked off the elevator after his lunch, he was bombarded by a group of junior executives informing him of the organization publishing...

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(2007) BMWs still being built by Nazis claims competitor

Funny story: (2007) BMWs still being built by Nazis claims competitor

Moscow, Russia - (Rioters): Russia's Zavod Imeni Likhacheva - or ZIL - automobile company has slammed claims that Nazis are no longer involved in the manufacture of BMWs as risible.

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(2010) Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

Funny story: (2010) Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

Baroness, "not wishy washy but bossy", alleges that 3 Labour MP's were elected because of electoral fraud. The Baroness, has not however, substantiated the allegations with real evidence. Strangely, she cancelled an appearance on Question Time, be...

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(2004) Wisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry

Funny story: (2004) Wisconsin Woman's obituary endorses Kerry

MADISON, Wis. - A Wisconsin newspaper's obituary for Jan Buffet includes a brief remembrance of her life, including how she was upset and offended by President Bush's policies. The obituary then asks people in the swing state to honor her wishes...

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