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(2004) Bush Inspired by The Last Samurai

After an exclusive screening of Tom Cruise's latest flick, The Last Samurai, President Bush immediately drafted new plans on his war on terror.

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(2009) George Anthony Threatens Suicide

George Anthony, father of accused killer Casey Anthony, has run away from his Ocala, Florida home and threatened to kill himself. "I can't take it anymore; my wife is driving me nuts," shouted the short-fused white haired ex-cop married to the p...

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(2012) Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

Funny story: (2012) Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility. He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...

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(2009) Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

Funny story: (2009) Minnesota Divided over State Fruit

ST. PAUL - In a repeat of the contentious battle for ballots between Norm Coleman and Al Franken for a Senate seat, Minnesotans have split once more. The initial tally of votes was so close that it triggered an automatic recount. Out of some 3 mi...

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(2008) College hoops droop without Dick, season canceled

Funny story: (2008) College hoops droop without Dick, season canceled

The remainder of the 2007-08 college basketball season was canceled on Saturday after a committee of coaches, players, fans and NCAA officials deemed sportscaster Dick Vitale's absence due to recent throat surgery too much to overcome.

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(2009) BBC Apologise Over Ross

Funny story: (2009) BBC Apologise Over Ross

The BBC have been forced to apologise after Jonathan Ross mistakenly said something funny. Ross, the current holder of the coveted unfunniest man on the planet award, told a mildly amusing joke in his weekend comeback show shocking listeners and c...

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(2007) Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

Funny story: (2007) Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

The Confession may have been one of the most moving moments in Hollywood romance history. Both comedians, playwrights and film directors finally say that they have found love in each others very gray bosoms.

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(2004) Wacko's Backo

Funny story: (2004) Wacko's Backo

Michael Jackson last night proved that his once waning popularity is right back on track. The King of Pop cleaned up at last nights Golden Globes taking 3 awards back to his holding cell, including the coveted Best Celebrity in a Courtroom drama. Jac...

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(2009) Obama Presses for 'Quick Jolt' to Congress; Orszag ordered to issue cattle prods

Funny story: (2009) Obama Presses for 'Quick Jolt' to Congress; Orszag ordered to issue cattle prods

President Obama on Friday stepped squarely into the fractious mess known as Congress to assemble his $825 bazillion economic recovery package, seeking to quell criticism and squabbling from both parties and to retain leadership on an initiative that...

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(2009) Money really does make the world go round

Funny story: (2009) Money really does make the world go round

Scientists have proved money does in fact make the world go round - in particular the dollar. The gravitational pull of the greenback and the dollar's spread around the world is keeping the globe turning. "Without the dollar spreading across wo...

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(2004) Leaked Hutton Document proves Blair innocent of nothing, at all, ever.

Funny story: (2004) Leaked Hutton Document proves Blair innocent of nothing, at all, ever.

A leaked copy of the Hutton Inquiry Finds British Prime Minister Tony Blair "guilty", of everything from World War One to global warming.

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(2010) Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

Funny story: (2010) Free Online Dating Service Expands to Europe

"Two as One", the free online and wildly successful matchmaker dating service will be expanding operations to Western Europe this summer. Started as a rogue idea, akin to the business model found with the use of free or "shareware" internet soft...

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(2004) United States Supreme Court Awards 2004 Democratic Primary to George W. Bush

In yet another dramatic election move, the United States Supreme Court has stepped in and awarded the hard fought 2004 Democratic Primary to none other than the current Republican President, George W. Bush. This means President Bush will be running...

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(2004) Reporters Scramble for New Story

Funny story: (2004) Reporters Scramble for New Story

As the Democratic primaries get under way, the original presumptive nominee John Kerry, is quickly being affirmed as the Democratic party's selection to replace President George W. Bush in the Fall. By mid-February, experts expect, Mr. Kerry will...

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(2007) Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy

Funny story: (2007) Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy

Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP who swapped his weathergirl to date Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, wants to go on tour with his new love - as part of the band!...

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(2007) Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Funny story: (2007) Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.

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(2007) Heather on the prowl?

Funny story: (2007) Heather on the prowl?

Heather Mills-McCartney, estranged wife of the ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted in and around Channel 4 studios, it is alleged.

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(2008) Gordon Brown blamed for splitting UB40 after 30 years

Funny story: (2008) Gordon Brown blamed for splitting UB40 after 30 years

Ali Campbell has dismissed talk of artistic differences being cause of his departure from veteran rock band UB40, and says it's all the fault of policy changes under New Labour.

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(2010) Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"

Funny story: (2010) Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"

Brad Pitt has broken his silence and admitted that he has left Angelina Jolie in orser to start a new life with Susan Boyle. "I totally love Su Bo. It's an emotional thing, but it is also deeply physical. I remember the first time when Su Bo took me...

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(2005) Suspected Terrorists Freed

Funny story: (2005) Suspected Terrorists Freed

Home Secretary Charles Clarke has announced that suspected foreign terrorists will no longer be detained in prison but instead are to be put under house arrest and watched as closely as Michael Jackson in a nursery.

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(2007) Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

Funny story: (2007) Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.

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(2007) Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops

Funny story: (2007) Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops

Brainless big mouth, Jade Goody, is in talks to settle a deal which will see her managing premiership flops West Ham, in spite of never having done anything ever. The struggling London side's problems ar...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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