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Funny story: (2009) Darling denies G20 duck rumours

(2009) Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Alistair Darling today denied rumours he was to set a duck loose at this week's meeting of the G20 nations in London, England. It is traditional for finance ministers to play a practical joke on the final day, but the chancellor denied he had plan...
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Funny story: (2008) Hilary Clinton is a man!

(2008) Hilary Clinton is a man!

A new headline, sweeping the US, is that presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton, is actually a man. This shocking story was revealed by his husband, Bill after Bill and Hilary had a massive argument. Turns out Bill is a bit jealous of him.
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Funny story: (2012) New 'Angry Birds Space' game being sued by The Muppets for using 'Pigs in Space' without Permission

(2012) New 'Angry Birds Space' game being sued by The Muppets for using 'Pigs in Space' without Permission

Angry Bird creators said, "We threw it together so quickly no one thought about the obvious Muppet reference." Angry Birds are attempting to be the 21 century answer to Mickey Mouse, with tons of merchandise already for sell at Wal-Marts and Targe...
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Funny story: (2008) Cliff Richard and Hazel Blears - Secretly dating

(2008) Cliff Richard and Hazel Blears - Secretly dating

Diminutive politico Hazel Blears is said to be in a secret relationship with Elvis Presley impersonator, Cliff Richard.
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Funny story: (2004) Psychic Makes Astounding Predictions

(2004) Psychic Makes Astounding Predictions

"Psychic Fiona Claire-Vouyant has made some stunning predictions about the end of the world and other stuff," her yoga partner, Hatha, said today.
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Funny story: (2008) POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

(2008) POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina

AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.
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Funny story: (2009) Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

(2009) Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

It came as no surprise today when all international cricket teams refused to play Pakistan again, until they either provide genuine and decent security at matches, or stop allowing their own people to systematically murder players, while Pakistani po...
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Funny story: (2007) Tony Snow to have mole removed from his ass

(2007) Tony Snow to have mole removed from his ass

Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): White House spokesman Tony Snow has said he is taking some sick leave to have a mole removed from his ass.
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Funny story: (2004) Mars Rover Grill?

(2004) Mars Rover Grill?

NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up wit...
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Funny story: (2012) Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics

(2012) Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics

Scientists at Cambridge University have successfully lobbied the World Athletics Federation to adopt their new Vague Timing System as the official timing system of the Olympics. "With many countries having different timing mechanisms, we feel this...
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Funny story: (2007) Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School

(2007) Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School

Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...
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Funny story: (2009) Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

(2009) Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial

Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...
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Funny story: (2007) Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

(2007) Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry

The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .
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Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show

(2009) Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show

It has been revealed today that former big brother contestant Jade Goody is to star in a new reality show. '6 Foot Deep' will star Goody, as she decomposes live to an estimated audience of millions. A custom made coffin will feature a camera an...
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Funny story: (2009) Madonna's rear massively expands as she visits TheSpoof.com

(2009) Madonna's rear massively expands as she visits TheSpoof.com

Today, pop star and dancer Madonna paid a visit to The Spoof, and as she was being shown round the US Headlines room, to see if she was still being endlessly mentioned, her nether regions suddenly expanded massively! Dressed in a nice white bikini...
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Funny story: (2007) Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

(2007) Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Pollution has been wreaking havoc on so-called "noses." Perfume experts are losing their sense of smell.
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Funny story: (2010) Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

(2010) Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!

Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...
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Funny story: (2009) BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

(2009) BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites

Telecoms giant BT have announced the first locations where substantial numbers of customers will have access to fibre-based super-fast broadband via the firm's network. Areas of Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and Manchester will be a...
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Funny story: (2009) Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

(2009) Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband

A woman, whose name can't be given for legal reasons, passed away today having lost her fight against cancer as well as her fight with her local health authority over the cost of prescription drugs that would have extended her life for a couple of ye...
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Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody - the Hippopotamus theroy

(2009) Jade Goody - the Hippopotamus theroy

It has emerged from a unspecified source that Jade Goody was, in fact, the world's first Hippopotamus human combination. She escaped from Dr Instienatormis lab in California, 27 years ago. According to Instienatormis, she was the oldest surviving...
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Funny story: (2007) ACLU Sues Itself

(2007) ACLU Sues Itself

The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has filed a lawsuit against itself in Federal court. The lawsuit cites the organizations failures to hire minority candidates and seeks $500 million dollars in damages.
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Funny story: (2009) 'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim

(2009) 'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim

A scientist in Berlin today made the shock claim that Americans aren't dumb. 'Let's look at the evidence', Professor Heinrich Buschvoterr said, from his laboratory in the Berlin suburb of Wedding. 'The Moon landings, for instance. Adults around th...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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