Spoof news events on this day in history
(2007) Star of "Devil wears Prada" Fingered in Mafia Ringleader Shock!
Anne Hathaway, star of "The Devil wears Prada" and more recently "Becoming Jane", is facing an extradition hearing due to her being accused of running her husband's criminal empire after he was jailed for murder.Read full story
(2009) Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show
It has been revealed today that former big brother contestant Jade Goody is to star in a new reality show. '6 Foot Deep' will star Goody, as she decomposes live to an estimated audience of millions. A custom made coffin will feature a camera an...Read full story
(2008) Hilary Clinton is a man!
A new headline, sweeping the US, is that presidential hopeful Hilary Clinton, is actually a man. This shocking story was revealed by his husband, Bill after Bill and Hilary had a massive argument. Turns out Bill is a bit jealous of him.Read full story
(2012) Vague Timing System to be used in the Olympics
Scientists at Cambridge University have successfully lobbied the World Athletics Federation to adopt their new Vague Timing System as the official timing system of the Olympics. "With many countries having different timing mechanisms, we feel this...Read full story
(2009) Madonna's rear massively expands as she visits TheSpoof.com
Today, pop star and dancer Madonna paid a visit to The Spoof, and as she was being shown round the US Headlines room, to see if she was still being endlessly mentioned, her nether regions suddenly expanded massively! Dressed in a nice white bikini...Read full story
(2009) Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan
It came as no surprise today when all international cricket teams refused to play Pakistan again, until they either provide genuine and decent security at matches, or stop allowing their own people to systematically murder players, while Pakistani po...Read full story
(2004) Psychic Makes Astounding Predictions
"Psychic Fiona Claire-Vouyant has made some stunning predictions about the end of the world and other stuff," her yoga partner, Hatha, said today.Read full story
(2008) Dig it
Following on from news that his lyrics are under-attack, Robbie Williams has been banned from his favourite pastime, Gardening.Read full story
(2010) Spoof 'Bible' Tattooed on Head of Editor's Penis Detected by Hobble Telescope: More Aliens Now Contribute Stories!
Attempting to make literary history, Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has submitted his penis to the Book of Records after the site's writing manifesto was tattooed lovingly on its Tip by 'Bombshell McGee', who later said, "Bigger, really is Better!"...Read full story
(2004) Mars Rover Grill?
NASA - Officials in charge of the most recent Mars rover missions have announced that the red planet is getting into the kitchen appliances business. "When we got up out of that crater, we done saw the factories and the UPS trucks loading up wit...Read full story
(2009) Space-Age Stink Free Y-Fronts Go On Trial
Scientists today launched a pair of stink free y-fronts into space. The pants will be worn by a Japanese astronaut for the duration of the mission. But the idea was developed by British scientists. Professor Bob Syorunkle is very excited about the...Read full story
(2008) POLL: 78% of Florida Dems Planning Move to North Carolina
AP, SARASOTA -- Citing feelings of being disenfranchised, 78% of Floridian democrats are planning to move to North Carolina before the primary of the 'First in Flight' State, according to a recent AP poll.Read full story
(2007) Cricket World Cup Abandonment Worry
The Cricket World Cup is in danger of being cancelled today after a serious incident came to light that is "likely to have far-reaching implications for the game" .Read full story
(2008) Cliff Richard and Hazel Blears - Secretly dating
Diminutive politico Hazel Blears is said to be in a secret relationship with Elvis Presley impersonator, Cliff Richard.Read full story
(2007) Tony Snow to have mole removed from his ass
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): White House spokesman Tony Snow has said he is taking some sick leave to have a mole removed from his ass.Read full story
(2007) Cats Found to be Magnetic by Harvard Medical School
Cat owners everywhere are stunned to find out that their playful felines are actually magnetic. A recent Harvard medical study, Maine Coon cats have been proven magnetic. "We were really, really surprized by the results of the tests. To think t...Read full story
(2009) Jade Goody - the Hippopotamus theroy
It has emerged from a unspecified source that Jade Goody was, in fact, the world's first Hippopotamus human combination. She escaped from Dr Instienatormis lab in California, 27 years ago. According to Instienatormis, she was the oldest surviving...Read full story
(2009) BT Announces Super-Fast Broadband Sites
Telecoms giant BT have announced the first locations where substantial numbers of customers will have access to fibre-based super-fast broadband via the firm's network. Areas of Belfast, Cardiff, Edinburgh, Glasgow, London and Manchester will be a...Read full story
(2009) Cancer victim woman passes away leaving two children and distraught husband
A woman, whose name can't be given for legal reasons, passed away today having lost her fight against cancer as well as her fight with her local health authority over the cost of prescription drugs that would have extended her life for a couple of ye...Read full story
(2009) 'Americans aren't dumb', shock claim
A scientist in Berlin today made the shock claim that Americans aren't dumb. 'Let's look at the evidence', Professor Heinrich Buschvoterr said, from his laboratory in the Berlin suburb of Wedding. 'The Moon landings, for instance. Adults around th...Read full story
(2010) Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!
You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin. This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel...Read full story
(2010) David Copperfield Outdoes Harry Houdini!
After one major trick after another which he has done on live television, David Copperfield out-performed even the great Harry Houdini last night at The Phallus in Las Vegas! Sure audiences had seen him make a jet airplane disappear. Sure, th...Read full story