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Funny story:  (2013) New England Patriot To Pass Go on Way to Jail

(2013) New England Patriot To Pass Go on Way to Jail

Alonzo Dennard has been convicted and will not collect $200 even if his piece was the recently retired Monopoly iron. Unlike the New England Patriots, the Boston Red Sox cannot get arrested. Patriot players routinely seem to end up in the judicial...
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Funny story:  (2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

(2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Steve McClaren, the sacked England manager, is to return to football when he becomes the national coach of the world's 'newest country' Kosovo, it has been rumoured.
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Funny story:  (2013) Russian Meteorite Brings Killer Virus From Outer Space

(2013) Russian Meteorite Brings Killer Virus From Outer Space

Conventional science believes viruses can 'jump' from one species of animal to another. Conspiracy theorist scientists believe that the greatest threat to humanity lies with killer viruses from outer space. One leading scientist who believes th...
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Funny story:  (2012) Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

(2012) Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away. And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...
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Funny story:  (2013) Psycho, Baseball, and Anthony Perkins

(2013) Psycho, Baseball, and Anthony Perkins

If Norman Bates had something to prove, he did it cleanly in the shower. If Red Sox reliever Daniel Bard has anything to prove, he needs to clean up the mess after coming out of the bullpen. Bardo, as his catcher calls him, made a start on reha...
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Funny story:  (2004) FDA To Approve New Road Rage Cure

(2004) FDA To Approve New Road Rage Cure

The old "Rush Hour Road Rage" may no longer be an excuse for road-weary travelers. Today, the FDA will view and test a new drug that could end road rage. The drug, a combination of several popular anti- depresants, and an alcohol based drug...
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Funny story:  (2008) Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless

(2008) Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless

In an unprecedented, collective moment of clarity, Great Britain has finally recognised that chubby, whiny non-celebrity Kerry Katona is an utter waste of space.
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Funny story:  (2007) Burma's Generals may release Aung San Suu Kyi

(2007) Burma's Generals may release Aung San Suu Kyi

Rangoon- Today in the humid tropicality of the Burmese capital, a heavily perspiring military official from the ruling junta's ministry of readily prepared information announced to waiting journalists that following talks with leaders of the Burm...
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Funny story:  (2008) Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Children Way Better Than Yours

(2008) Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Children Way Better Than Yours

New York - Superstar singer/actress Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday morning, a boy and a girl who are destined to be more powerful, successful and just plain better than your kids will ever be.
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Funny story:  (2007) Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

(2007) Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Dr. Gillian McKeith, the TV nutritionalist, who has been told by the advertising standards authority not to use her doctorate to endorse products because it's not up to much, has received support from fellow Scot, Dr. John Reid (...
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Funny story:  (2010) USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

(2010) USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

Enacting their pre-game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada's coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game. The loss of the pre-game "Coffee an...
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Funny story:  (2007) Doctor Who Casting Update - Joan Sims is the Master!

(2007) Doctor Who Casting Update - Joan Sims is the Master!

After hours of speculation, the identity of Doctor Who's arch Nemesis, the Master can now be exclusively revealed.
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Funny story:  (2008) Bruce Forsyth Birthday Bash Hits Snag

(2008) Bruce Forsyth Birthday Bash Hits Snag

Bruce Forsyth, the oldest celebrity in Great Britain, is today at the centre of a huge row after a knees-up to mark the huge-chinned presenter's 100th birthday, had to be cancelled at the elevent...
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Funny story:  (2009) Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank

(2009) Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank

In what can only be described as a major surprise to Wall Street the President has appointed his Uncle Rasmus to head the Federal Bank. When questioned by Reporters regarding his Uncle's ability to deal with Financial Institutions and the major b...
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Funny story:  (2008) OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall

(2008) OAP to sue Pentagon as rogue satellite debris ruins laundry, vegetable allotment and local bingo hall

Barnsley, Yorkshire - (Hydrazine Mess): Octogenarian old age pensioner Mrs Doris Pratt has vowed to sue the Pentagon after branding its recent attempts to blast a toxic rogue satellite with a S&M-3 sea-launched missile as a horribly amateurish clay p...
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Funny story:  (2007) Prince Harry may not serve in Iraq

(2007) Prince Harry may not serve in Iraq

Prince Harry's regiment is to be sent to Iraq for a six-month tour of duty, defence officials have confirmed but the boy Prince could be left at home.
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Funny story:  (2007) Britney's Rehab Rehab

(2007) Britney's Rehab Rehab

Britney Spears is back in rehab to treat her new-found addiction to rehab clinics. She has been in five different ones in the last year and still shows no sign of improvement.
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Funny story:  (2007) True Lice: satirical website The Spoof! spoofs major UK tabloids

(2007) True Lice: satirical website The Spoof! spoofs major UK tabloids

London - (Riotous): Two British national tabloid newspapers have been spoofed by satirical website The Spoof! after running a major news item about beleagured pop singer Britney Spears shaving her head because "she thought lice were eating her...
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Funny story:  (2010) Toyota Now To Recall Ceiling Fans!

(2010) Toyota Now To Recall Ceiling Fans!

After receiving over one hundred complaints, Toyota is having to announce still another recall, this time of their ceiling fans. "I love my ceiling fan as it can provide a gentle breeze in the summer with the air conditioner on low. It's simply pe...
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Funny story:  (2011) George Lopez Regrets Begging Kate Gosselin to Slap Him

(2011) George Lopez Regrets Begging Kate Gosselin to Slap Him

For everything Kate Gosselin isn't, i.e. dancer, actress, balanced, she is a ratings draw. As one producer of TLC said when describing Gosselin, "she's like watching a human train wreck. You just can't turn away no matter how awful it is." When G...
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Funny story:  (2008) NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

(2008) NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...
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Funny story:  (2008) Global Warming Wins Denial Award

(2008) Global Warming Wins Denial Award

The American Academy for the Denial of Reality has awarded Global Warming its 2010 Denial Awards ("Denny's"). "Competition was intense," said AADR spokesman Roger Clemens. "Evolution Denial put for its usual strong effort but fell short when the s...
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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