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(2010) 99% of Brits don't know who Cheryl Cole is either

Funny story: (2010) 99% of Brits don't know who Cheryl Cole is either

As well as most Americans never having heard of Cheryl Cole, whoever she is, it turned out that 99% of British people didn't know who she is either - except for the usual celebrity-obsessed kiddies that read The Daily Star and think parts of the body...

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(2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Funny story: (2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Steve McClaren, the sacked England manager, is to return to football when he becomes the national coach of the world's 'newest country' Kosovo, it has been rumoured.

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(2009) Politically correct language is environmentally destructive

Funny story: (2009) Politically correct language is environmentally destructive

Due to a spate of boring publicity regarding Prince Harry, Carol Thatcher, Jonathon Ross and others using racist language, British journalists have declared their reticence to quote celebrities. The British Legion Of Writers Just Out of Brighton (...

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(2007) Tony Blair Has Massive Tantrum!

Funny story: (2007) Tony Blair Has Massive Tantrum!

Staff at one of London's most prestigious department stores were left stunned today after a surprise visit by PM Tony Blair ended in controversy when the great man had a massive tantrum after his wife, Cherie Blair (QC) wouldn't let him buy a...

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(2007) Court battle rages on as Kevin Federline sues for custody of Britney Spears' vagina

Funny story: (2007) Court battle rages on as Kevin Federline sues for custody of Britney Spears' vagina

Pop princess, Britney Spears, is to appear in court later this week after it was revealed that her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, is attempting to get custody of her vagina.

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(2007) Burma's Generals may release Aung San Suu Kyi

Funny story: (2007) Burma's Generals may release Aung San Suu Kyi

Rangoon- Today in the humid tropicality of the Burmese capital, a heavily perspiring military official from the ruling junta's ministry of readily prepared information announced to waiting journalists that following talks with leaders of the Burm...

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(2013) Psycho, Baseball, and Anthony Perkins

If Norman Bates had something to prove, he did it cleanly in the shower. If Red Sox reliever Daniel Bard has anything to prove, he needs to clean up the mess after coming out of the bullpen. Bardo, as his catcher calls him, made a start on reha...

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(2004) FDA To Approve New Road Rage Cure

Funny story: (2004) FDA To Approve New Road Rage Cure

The old "Rush Hour Road Rage" may no longer be an excuse for road-weary travelers. Today, the FDA will view and test a new drug that could end road rage. The drug, a combination of several popular anti- depresants, and an alcohol based drug...

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(2010) USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

Funny story: (2010) USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

Enacting their pre-game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada's coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game. The loss of the pre-game "Coffee an...

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(2012) Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Funny story: (2012) Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away. And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...

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(2008) Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless

Funny story: (2008) Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona is Pointless

In an unprecedented, collective moment of clarity, Great Britain has finally recognised that chubby, whiny non-celebrity Kerry Katona is an utter waste of space.

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(2008) Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Children Way Better Than Yours

Funny story: (2008) Jennifer Lopez Gives Birth To Children Way Better Than Yours

New York - Superstar singer/actress Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday morning, a boy and a girl who are destined to be more powerful, successful and just plain better than your kids will ever be.

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(2008) NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Funny story: (2008) NY Times Admits Endorsing McCain to Help Magnify Scandal Story After He Became Nominee

Editor of The NY Times admitted today that they knew about the McCain scandal story many months before they endorsed him for Republican Presidential Candidate. But, they figured, once he became the party's sure nominee, the story would have much...

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(2008) Bruce Forsyth Birthday Bash Hits Snag

Funny story: (2008) Bruce Forsyth Birthday Bash Hits Snag

Bruce Forsyth, the oldest celebrity in Great Britain, is today at the centre of a huge row after a knees-up to mark the huge-chinned presenter's 100th birthday, had to be cancelled at the elevent...

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(2007) Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Funny story: (2007) Fake Doctor Gillian McKeith Gets Support From Dr. John Reid

Dr. Gillian McKeith, the TV nutritionalist, who has been told by the advertising standards authority not to use her doctorate to endorse products because it's not up to much, has received support from fellow Scot, Dr. John Reid (...

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(2008) Global Warming Wins Denial Award

Funny story: (2008) Global Warming Wins Denial Award

The American Academy for the Denial of Reality has awarded Global Warming its 2010 Denial Awards ("Denny's"). "Competition was intense," said AADR spokesman Roger Clemens. "Evolution Denial put for its usual strong effort but fell short when the s...

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(2007) True Lice: satirical website The Spoof! spoofs major UK tabloids

Funny story: (2007) True Lice: satirical website The Spoof! spoofs major UK tabloids

London - (Riotous): Two British national tabloid newspapers have been spoofed by satirical website The Spoof! after running a major news item about beleagured pop singer Britney Spears shaving her head because "she thought lice were eating her...

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(2009) Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank

Funny story: (2009) Obamas uncle Rasmus to head Federal Bank

In what can only be described as a major surprise to Wall Street the President has appointed his Uncle Rasmus to head the Federal Bank. When questioned by Reporters regarding his Uncle's ability to deal with Financial Institutions and the major b...

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(2007) Doctor Who Casting Update - Joan Sims is the Master!

Funny story: (2007) Doctor Who Casting Update - Joan Sims is the Master!

After hours of speculation, the identity of Doctor Who's arch Nemesis, the Master can now be exclusively revealed.

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(2007) Britney's Rehab Rehab

Funny story: (2007) Britney's Rehab Rehab

Britney Spears is back in rehab to treat her new-found addiction to rehab clinics. She has been in five different ones in the last year and still shows no sign of improvement.

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(2014) NASA Puts "Yellow Ladder" Into Orbit

Funny story: (2014) NASA Puts "Yellow Ladder" Into Orbit

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MoMA, the Museum of Modern Art in New York City, has confirmed that Petrov Daviditch's Post Modern Masterpiece, Yellow Ladder Floating in Deep Space, has been successfully put into orbit as the Milky Way Galaxy's first known art...

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(2007) Prince Harry may not serve in Iraq

Funny story: (2007) Prince Harry may not serve in Iraq

Prince Harry's regiment is to be sent to Iraq for a six-month tour of duty, defence officials have confirmed but the boy Prince could be left at home.

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