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Funny story: (2008) Polygamist Temple Beds "Used for Sex With Rich Republicans"

(2008) Polygamist Temple Beds "Used for Sex With Rich Republicans"

SAN ANGELO, Texas (FMLiveWire) -- Hundreds of children who were taken from the polygamist cult ranch here by Texas child welfare authorities will remain in state custody, a judge ruled after learning they were bred to have sex with rich Republicans.
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Funny story: (2005) Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

(2005) Oprah denies "Jackson" lookalike is her son

SantaMonicaLewinski, California; Thursday 21 April - (Rioters) Department of Homeland Insecurity investigators finally caught up with the world's ultimate chat show queen Oprah Winfrey today after US coast to coast allegations were publish...
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Funny story: (2009) Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

(2009) Miss US runner-up recants her Anti-Gay Marriage stance

Las Vegas, Nevada - Folding to political correctness faster than a Chinaman can fold shirts at a Chinese Laundromat in Chinatown, Miss California US runner-up, Carrie Prejean, announced today that she no longer opposes same-sex marriages. Her stateme...
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Funny story: (2010) Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

(2010) Palin, God, Ahmadinejad and the Pope

Recent revelations seem to confirm that Sarah Palin now considers herself to be the hand of God in America. Reports of her belief that she was doing God's will in Alaskan politics has now been outdone by alleged comments made at the end of last...
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Funny story: (2005) Jackson Claims To Be Carrying Pope Benedict XVI's Love Child

(2005) Jackson Claims To Be Carrying Pope Benedict XVI's Love Child

MODESTO, CA -- No sooner had the heavenly white smoke cleared the soot encrusted orifice high atop the Sistine Chapel, than the new pope, His Holiness Benedict XVI found himself forced to quell fantastic rumors emanating from the Michael Jackson...
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Funny story: (2009) British Lions announce South Africa tour squad

(2009) British Lions announce South Africa tour squad

Today, the British Rugby Association announced the squad which will face South Africa later in the summer. There was a number of surprises within the squad however. Causing a number of eyebrows to be raised was the inclusion of both Barry and...
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Funny story: (2007) Victoria's Secret Revealed

(2007) Victoria's Secret Revealed

(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for TheSpoof.com and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna,...
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Funny story: (2007) Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

(2007) Gordon Brown Furious About Blair/Bush Engagement

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "I can't believe that Tony dumped me for that idiot" shouted Gordon Brown upon hearing the news of the Blair/Bush engagement. "George Bush wouldn't be so tough without his Secret Service. Give...
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Funny story: (2014) Match.com Profile All Lies

(2014) Match.com Profile All Lies

According to reports, a Florida mans online dating profile is "total and utter bullshit" according to several women who met up with the "non-smoking and non-drinking" lothario. According to his profile, which includes a photograph taken in 2004, P...
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Funny story: (2007) Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

(2007) Sex in Space - Astro-Tourist Returns After Zero-G Shagging!

Billionaire space tourist Chuck Simon and two crew from the Pan-International Space Station (PISS) have safely returned to Earth.
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Funny story: (2009) Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

(2009) Obama's Chief of Staff Quits - Joins Stavros Flatley Dancers

Rahm Emanuel, Obama's chief of staff has quit his position in the White House and has joined the father/son team from Britain's Got Talent; the Stavros Flatley Dancers. Emanuel is actually a graduate of the Evanston School of Ballet and the Sarah...
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Funny story: (2007) Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

(2007) Arnold Chosen as Bush's Best Man

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - California - Arnold Schwarzenegger received the news that George Bush has selected him to be best man at the Bush/Blair wedding.
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Funny story: (2011) Black pudding is new super-food!

(2011) Black pudding is new super-food!

The centuries-old breakfast favourite, Black Pudding, has been rated as a super-food by leading top nutritionists at the Didcott Food and Drink Research Laboratories. A report reveals that black pudding has now joined the ranks of super-healthy fo...
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Funny story: (2007) Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

(2007) Laura Bush Wishes George and Tony Her Best

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today Laura Bush gave George and Tony Blair her blessings to marry.
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Funny story: (2008) Feds probe Charles Manson/ Warren Jeffs carnage links

(2008) Feds probe Charles Manson/ Warren Jeffs carnage links

Death Valley - (Rotters): FBI agents are ready to start excavating four potential burial sites at Charles Manson's former Helter Skelter Ranch in Death Valley.
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Funny story: (2008) Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

(2008) Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

In a twist worthy of any film classic, Harry Potter's mystery Aussie girl revealed today "I'm really a man".
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Funny story: (2008) OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

(2008) OPEC debates wholesale market in underage females to offset rocketing crude prices

Vienna, Austria - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): An emergency session of the OPEC ruling council has debated the wholesale marketing of underage females to offset the rocketing price of crude which is nudging $120 a-barrel today.
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Funny story: (2005) Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

(2005) Tony and Gordon - It's Over - Official

DOWNING STREET, LONDON - It has today been revealed that the marriage of Tony and Gordon Brown is over and the two are to divorce. Friends of the couple have confirmed that the irreconcilable differences has caused the breakdown. Gordon's frie...
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Funny story: (2009) Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

(2009) Bigot Chris Moyles to sell his dandrufff as pork scratchings!

Bigot Chris Moyles, sixty stones of rancid pork fat squeezed in a 35 stone body and a face like Miss Piggy's gash - whose claim to fame is appearing as a bucket of ten day old pig grease in a filthy Mexican restaurant on 'Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Ni...
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Funny story: (2008) Prescott unveils new 'stomach pump' diet

(2008) Prescott unveils new 'stomach pump' diet

Fat and useless MP John Prescott's risible claims to have suffered from bulimia, have been revealed to be a cynical ploy to publicize his latest slimming book entitled Eat Yourself Thin The Prescott Way it has been revealed tonight. Prescott's die...
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Funny story: (2009) Valerie Bertinelli Loses 80 Pounds, Recommends Hog Balls!

(2009) Valerie Bertinelli Loses 80 Pounds, Recommends Hog Balls!

Former child actress Valerie Bertinelli of "One Day At A Time" fame has lost over 80 pounds to grace the cover of People Magazine this past week. How did the now 48 year-old Flubber Mother get back into a bikini without cutting off all circulation an...
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Funny story: (2007) Bush Tells Twins to Sow Wild Oats Before Roe is Overturned

(2007) Bush Tells Twins to Sow Wild Oats Before Roe is Overturned

Since the Supreme Court's ruling to uphold the Federal Abortion Ban, President Bush told his daughters in a heart-to-heart conference call that now is the time to have unprotected sex.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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