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(2007) ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

Funny story: (2007) ID Card Database Lost on the Tube

The entire database of UK Identity Cards is due to be lost an Underground train within 3 months of the new ID Cards being introduced.

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(2006) Fish and Chips Madness

Funny story: (2006) Fish and Chips Madness

A man from Padstow in Cornwall was last night counting the cost of afternoon binge that's left him counting the cost.

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(2005) Immigration Rethink as Migrants/ asylum seekers Play for the Right To stay in The UK

Funny story: (2005) Immigration Rethink as Migrants/ asylum seekers Play for the Right To stay in The UK

In what is described as ground breaking legislation, the home Secretary Charles C Clarke has announced plans for a total rethink in immigration policy. Up until migrants and asylum seekers from outside the EU have had to fulfil various stringent crit...

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(2006) Modern Mystery Explained

Funny story: (2006) Modern Mystery Explained

A mystery that's been a mysterious phenomenon now for decades could be about to be explained. The Bermuda Triangle is no more than a portal to another dimension according to top scientist, Walter Todmorton, Research Fellow at the University of St...

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(2008) Lindsay Lohan Subscribes to Zoofcuk - the MySpace for Real Animals

Funny story: (2008) Lindsay Lohan Subscribes to Zoofcuk - the MySpace for Real Animals

Lindsay Lohan has clearly become a big game hunter ! Sources close to the newest, latest social sexsual internet refuge for true beasts have revealed that LL has listed her vitals for all the savage breasts to devour. Rhino Tenincher signed up...

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(2008) Charles Brown Finally Cracks Up!

Los Angeles, California- 62-year-old Blockhead Charles "Charlie" Brown finally cracked yesterday and shot Lucy Van Pelt, a 63-year-old spinster, after she once again pulled the football away just as Brown was ready to kick it. Then Brown apparently...

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(2009) Oprah Selects Omarosa as Talk Show Replacement

Funny story: (2009) Oprah Selects Omarosa as Talk Show Replacement

Stunning the television industry with her announcement, the soon to be retiring daily talk show host and the most powerful woman in television, Oprah Winfrey, has chosen "Fired" contestant Omarosa of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" fame. Though Wi...

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(2009) Ireland to declare war on France

The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...

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(2013) Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

Funny story: (2013) Kristen Stewart In Trouble With L.A. Police Department

During the past several months Thieves have been robbing Kristen Stewart blind while she has been on the road and doing a lot of filming. She had placed call after call to the L. A. Police and no one was ever caught. In fact, she told a reporter t...

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(2008) What the Sh*t is a Zac Effron?

Funny story: (2008) What the Sh*t is a Zac Effron?

Apparently TheSpoof.com is now being received on alien computers which want to know more about the earthling culture. One of the most consistent messages from outer space has been the persistent question: "What the fuck is a Zac Effron?" A...

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(2009) Banana Hoarding - The Curse Of Modern life

Funny story: (2009) Banana Hoarding - The Curse Of Modern life

A new Panorama report for the BBC reveals that one of the greatest threats to the continued existence of the human race is not Global Warming, as championed by Al Gore, but the hoarding and panic buying of bananas. The Panorama special explains to...

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(2010) X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?

Funny story: (2010) X-Factor so what's wrong with coming from a council house, Cheryl?

The x-facfor must be approaching the crunch point where the favourites begin to be voted off. Cheryl is becoming worried that she is going to lose one of her girls. Why else would she attack Wagner, on live TV, in front of untold millions? She's...

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(2009) Aerosmith Look For New Singer

Funny story: (2009) Aerosmith Look For New Singer

With news this week that the grandfathers of rock, Aerosmith, are searching for a new singer we can sensationally reveal some of the names that have been linked to them. Steven Tyler has been seemingly ousted from the band amid rumours of his wild...

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(2003) Wales and Scotland top seeds for Euro 2004

In some kind of wondrous cock-up, UEFA have decided that Wales and Scotland not only qualified for the Euro 2004 finals, but that they are actually alongside France and Portugal in the top seedings.

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(2012) Obama attempts to "French Kiss" Burma's Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Funny story: (2012) Obama attempts to "French Kiss" Burma's Daw Aung San Suu Kyi

Newly re-elected President Obama has travelled to Burma for a bit of R & R after his strenuous election campaign. He thought that Burmese opposition leader, Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, could do with a bit of cheering up after two years of house arrest...

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(2010) Wills and Kate to sign Prenuptial agreement

Funny story: (2010) Wills and Kate to sign Prenuptial agreement

Already being touted as a thoroughly modern marriage, Prince William and Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor are set to sign a prenup. The Spoof's Royal correspondant Oliver Champagne has seen details of the couple's agreement. "Yes...

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(2006) PentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants

Funny story: (2006) PentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants

Washington -- Recruitment is down, triggering talk all over DC of draft reinstatement. But is a draft the only solution to tanking numbers?...

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(2009) More People Are Having Sex Now Than At Any Time In Recorded History

Researchers at the University Of Life, in Regent Road, Salford, have released the findings of a widespread study into the sexual activity of the world's population. And pretty amazing revelations they are too! It seems that more and more of us,...

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(2008) Sergeant's marching orders

Funny story: (2008) Sergeant's marching orders

John Sergeant has quit the hit show Strictly Dancing. He told BBC bosses that he felt he was preventing people who could dance from winning. After finishing bottom in every show, only to be saved by the viewers votes each time, the ungainly hippop...

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(2006) Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot

Funny story: (2006) Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot

A delighted dog-lover was thanking his lucky stars the day he bought airedale terrier Dougal as a present for his wife.

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(2010) Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

Funny story: (2010) Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...

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(2010) Fickle Public Requires Celebrities to Chew and Spit Out to Survive

Funny story: (2010) Fickle Public Requires Celebrities to Chew and Spit Out to Survive

LOS ANGELES & LONDON - New protests in the media capitals of the world crying for new celebrities have risen. Crowds amassed in Hollywood and London TV/Film studios, demanding new celebrities to build-up and break down. The public, who have...

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Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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