Spoof news events on this day in history
(2007) American Idol kills the competition
American Idol was seen by more viewers than any other show on television with a reported 37.9 million viewers on Tuesday's 2 hour opener. Wednesday's show followed up with 37.3 million swamping the other networks by at least twice as many vie...Read full story
(2006) Scientists Accidentally Discover God
An Interview with the Closeted Christian Scientists at the Bee Flight Discovery...Read full story
(2009) New Reality Show: "How I Knocked Up Your Mother"
CBS has been successful for the past few years with their Monday evening scripted comedy, "How I Met Your Mother." As a result, they will soon begin shooting a new reality series spin-off, "How I Knocked Up Your Mother." The show, said to be part...Read full story
(2007) Comet McNaught plays havoc with satire site's star system
London - (Rioters): Comet McNaught, the baleful cosmic visitor crossing the northern January skies, has been blamed for a technical glitch that is playing havoc with satirical website The Spoof!'s star-system.Read full story
(2005) Bush Inauguration Security Breached !
WASHINGTON (AP) There was heightened security in the nation's capital for the inauguration of President Bush. All branches of the armed services including the Coast Guard were on hand to make sure that terrorists did not spoil the ceremonies mark...Read full story
(2009) Kaka rejects City
Brazilian world superstar Kaka has turned down a £100million transfer to nouveau riche club, Manchester City overnight. The Brazilian attacking midfielder was originally offered personal terms of half a million pounds a week, but Kaka has claimed...Read full story
(2008) Obama releases new rap track
Stung by criticism that he is not black enough, Barack Obama has released a new rap single. Although the lyrics have been kept a closely guarded secret, this website has been given a copy and can reveal the first few verses:...Read full story
(2011) Russell Brand did NOT shag Jonathan Ross's daughter. Shock claim.
The world of celebrity stuff and things is moderately reeling today from the announcement that there is allegedly at least one bird on the planet that pneumatic tadger wielding Brand hasn't bedded, apart from his own relatives that is. Following o...Read full story
(2008) Sir Alex's god-daughter pregnant by "News of the World"
The god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed she's pregnant by the best-selling Sunday newspaper "The News of the World". Lauren McRacklin, 21, said she had only slept with the newspaper once but was now 3 months pregnant with a...Read full story
(2004) Preliminary Tests Indicate That Moammar Gadhafi and Yoko Ono May Be Same Person
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is probably best known for terrorizing America in the 1980s through his ties to the Soviet Union and his financing of terrorist activites against Western targets.Read full story
(2014) High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"
ORLANDO, FL - Having grown up as the middle child in a family of six boys, 16-year-old Sammy Beezer has seen his fair share of penises in his day. "We took a lot of showers together to save on hot water. My life's been a regular sausage fest, so...Read full story
(2012) Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album
Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham. Closet fans...Read full story
(2008) Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer
Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments of other plan...Read full story
(2004) Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.
IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.Read full story
(2009) BBC releases ready made meal selection to counter financial challenges
In a move to counter reduced TV Licence fees and strong satellite competition, it has been announced that the BBC will be releasing its own brand of ready made meals. The move is an unprecedented within the TV Network community, the closest simila...Read full story
(2008) America Dead - Drowned in a Sea of Laws
Washington - The United States was declared dead today by the Federal Morgue. The cause of death was listed as drowning.Read full story
(2009) Jill Biden Spills The Beans
Joe Biden's wife, Jill stated Monday that Joe had his pick of being Barack Obama's running mate or the secretary of state nomination that eventually went to Hillary Rodham Clinton, a slip up that the vice president-elect immediately tried to shush, b...Read full story
(2009) Michelle Wore Gold To Husband's Inauguration
In Washington DC today, Michelle Obama was wearing a sparkling gold sheath dress with matching coat by Cuban-born American designer Isabel Toledo on the day of her husband's inauguration as president. That's a sparkling Gold! Those of you who had...Read full story
(2011) Paz de la Huerta wins La Borracha Award For Most Drunk Celebrity at the Golden Globes!
Paz de la Huerta, who plays constantly nude slutbag Lucy Danziger on HBO's "Boardwalk Empire: What We Replaced The Sopranos With" won the La Borracha* Award for most drunk celebrity at the Golden Globes! Did you know... That if you write a story b...Read full story
(2004) I got your Back Son!
Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.Read full story
(2004) Bush Food Tastes Too Good
Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.Read full story
(2009) Clooney and Co. Begin Trumpton Movie Filming
Filming began yesterday on the new movie from Sleepworks - a remake of the children's TV Show "Trumpton". As opposed to the original show's technique of Stop-Go animation, the film is a live action version. Highly anticipated, the movie stars a nu...Read full story