Showing:
Spoof news events on this day in history
Showing page 4 (of 10 pages)
(2008) Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer
Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments of other plan...
(2005) Bush Inauguration Security Breached !
WASHINGTON (AP) There was heightened security in the nation's capital for the inauguration of President Bush. All branches of the armed services including the Coast Guard were on hand to make sure that terrorists did not spoil the ceremonies mark...
(2008) America Dead - Drowned in a Sea of Laws
Washington - The United States was declared dead today by the Federal Morgue. The cause of death was listed as drowning.
(2006) Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames
The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.
(2012) Bruce Springsteen, David Beckham Collaborate on New Album
Promptly after finishing work on his latest album, Bruce Springsteen announced a new ground breaking project to be recorded with European Footballer and all around attractive guy with the proper amount of facial stubble, David Beckham.
Closet fans...
(2004) Shipman's corpse ordered to finish his sentence.
IN A shock announcement this morning, Home Secretary David Blunkett has ordered that serial killer Harold Shipman finish his life prison sentence, despite being dead since mid January.
(2009) Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal
Bob May, the actor who played the robot in TV hit series Lost in Space was found dead behind the Inauguration platform after a late night rehearsal this week. NASA spokesperson, Houston Wehafa explained that the breathing apparatus on the 60's suit,...
(2009) Jill Biden Spills The Beans
Joe Biden's wife, Jill stated Monday that Joe had his pick of being Barack Obama's running mate or the secretary of state nomination that eventually went to Hillary Rodham Clinton, a slip up that the vice president-elect immediately tried to shush, b...
(2009) Michelle Wore Gold To Husband's Inauguration
In Washington DC today, Michelle Obama was wearing a sparkling gold sheath dress with matching coat by Cuban-born American designer Isabel Toledo on the day of her husband's inauguration as president.
That's a sparkling Gold! Those of you who had...
(2011) Walmart to Offer Funeral Home Services
Special to INS - Beginning next week, Walmart will offer funeral home services at 225 of its Supercenters. The Walmart slogan, "Save money. Live better," will be altered at these locations to "Save money. Die stiffer." Its motto "Always Low Price...
(2007) New Cosmetic Surgeory: "Bum Job"
New research into Cosmetic Surgery shows that it may well be possible to undergo an "implant of the bum cheeks". The procedure is very similar to that of the Breast Implant. Two silicone implants would be placed in the buttocks, and you wou...
(2004) I got your Back Son!
Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.
(2011) Cannibal tribe discovered in Wales
Details were today released about a tribe of cannibals recently discovered in the Welsh Valleys. It today emerged that the Welsh assembly have been dithering over what action to take for almost a week. A spokesman said:
"We recently received repor...
(2004) Bush Food Tastes Too Good
Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.
(2009) Fiat & Chrysler Meld: BADDA BING MOTORS, LLC!
Turin, Italy/ FBI/ Mafia News Flash - Barney Frank, House Senate Banking Chairman, was stunned today when he heard the announcement of the unholy union of Fiat and Chrysler, the marriage that gave the Italians 35% of the $4.2B in cash recently releas...
(2011) Jo Yeates Murder: Man, 32, Arrested
Detectives investigating the murder of 25 year old architect, Jo Yeates, have today arrested a 32 year old man in connection with her disappearance.
In a brief press conference, police spoke only to confirm the suspect was local, 32 and a man. How...
(2009) Al Queda claim unfair media bias in NY Hudson River air crash reporting
The PR Director of Al Queda, Ali Barkingmad, has hit back at the western media claiming unfair bias in relation to the recent Hudson River air crash.
Ali Barkingmad is barking mad at reports that the captain of the Airbus A320 Jet, which had to be...
(2009) Telescope Nightmare for Queen Star
Queen guitarist Brian May was yesterday left needing surgery after becoming impaled on a large telescope.
May 62, a Doctor of Science, was partying with pals when the incident occurred. A neighbour, Donald Pewson, 85 said "I heard shouting and lau...
(2011) Future News: Fusion Power Not Producing Enough Energy
(Published 2098) - LONDONIA - After JET in the early 2020s finally achieved nuclear fusion, several other generators across the world have sprung up.
However, these plants, once thought to be able to run forever, and power the world no matter what...
(2006) Scientists Accidentally Discover God
An Interview with the Closeted Christian Scientists at the Bee Flight Discovery...
(2008) Sir Alex's god-daughter pregnant by "News of the World"
The god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed she's pregnant by the best-selling Sunday newspaper "The News of the World". Lauren McRacklin, 21, said she had only slept with the newspaper once but was now 3 months pregnant with a...
(2011) Paz de la Huerta wins La Borracha Award For Most Drunk Celebrity at the Golden Globes!
Paz de la Huerta, who plays constantly nude slutbag Lucy Danziger on HBO's "Boardwalk Empire: What We Replaced The Sopranos With" won the La Borracha* Award for most drunk celebrity at the Golden Globes! Did you know...
That if you write a story b...
Showing page 4 (of 10 pages)
True Facts From Snoops #1335
Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.
Mailing List
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!