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10#1821#Robin Berger#41845.116331#1#287198

John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

10#14646#Auntie Jean#41844.3756019#2#1041420

Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head Shaving

Hyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.

10#14641#Al N.#41843.9995486#3#110388

Betty White Discovered in Decades Old Porno Film

Betty White was spotted in a bondage video from the late 1940s, having sex with 14 different men who are all begging to be released. The film was found in Ms. White's personal home movie collection.

10#14641#Al N.#41843.7649306#4#165788

North Korea Threatens Global Nuclear Warfare if Their Team Not Allowed to Play Germany For World Cup Championship

Kim Jong-Un threatened to start a global thermonuclear war if the North Korean soccer team is not allowed to play Germany and "take their rightful place as the greatest soccer team ever!" spoke Kim.

10#14719#Trinculoman#41842.8593634#5#889949

Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

10#14719#Trinculoman#41842.8559144#6#632161

Terrorist Group Lived Next Door to Attacked Benghazi Consulate

Ansar al-Sharia, the killers of 4 Americans in Libya, lived openly next to the Benghazi site. Surely former Secy Clinton would now welcome to move in next her and Bubba in Georgetown in D.C.

10#14719#Trinculoman#41842.1611574#7#661248

Eminent Authority Opines on Hillary's Claim of Impoverishment

"Hillary Clinton claiming to be broke is like King Midas declaring himself to be homeless." M Voltaire

10#14719#Trinculoman#41842.1545255#8#147379

Eminent Authority Opines On US Dept of Justice Law Enforcement

"Law enforcement, as practiced by Eric Holder and his minions, is akin to Robespierre of the French Terror selecting guillotine victims capriciously at random with relish." M Voltaire

10#14719#Trinculoman#41842.1452199#9#578068

US State Dept Employs Notable Celebrity On A Critical Mission

Gaza-Frustrated by futile attempts to negotitate a cease-fire, Secy Kerry brought in Larry the Cable Guy to ingest garbonzo beans and exude gaseous vapors at both contesting parties till they desist.

10#14641#Al N.#41842.0277315#10#713941

Joe Biden Admits He Has Putin's Soul in a Jar at Home

Vice-President Biden admitted today that the reason he knew that Putin has no soul is that he once hired a voodoo priestess to capture it and put it in a cookie jar for him.

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