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Funny story:  (2010) BGT -  Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

(2010) BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul

A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night. The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and part time cleaner, Marlene, 62 took the...
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Funny story:  (2010) Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

(2010) Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight

Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year. She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decision...
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Funny story:  (2008) Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow

(2008) Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow

Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).
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Funny story:  (2006) Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

(2006) Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...
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Funny story:  (2010) Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

(2010) Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!

Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself. We didn't believe him.
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Funny story:  (2008) Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!

(2008) Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!

West VA - Speaking to a small town in West Virginia yesterday. Hillary Clinton declared herself the victor in the race for the Democratic nomination and called upon Barrack Obama to concede.
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Funny story:  (2008) Manchester United launch massive spending spree

(2008) Manchester United launch massive spending spree

In an attempt to protect themselves from Real Madrid's aggressive moves to sign star striker Christiano Ronaldo for a reported £1Trillion, Manchester United are looking to kick-off a spending spr...
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Funny story:  (2008) Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

(2008) Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"

(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
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Funny story:  (2009) Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News

(2009) Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News

TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow. A visibly elated Mark Lowto...
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Funny story:  (2008) McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

(2008) McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...
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Funny story:  (2007) Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

(2007) Tories Abandon Support For Grammars

Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...
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Funny story:  (2010) Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

(2010) Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Doctor Who fans were baffled last night as the BBC mistakenly broadcast an edited episode intended for the Chinese market. Fans' forums erupted in futile despair as what seemed like a tense, well-crafted allegory for the potential of human endeavo...
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Funny story:  (2006) President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

(2006) President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
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Funny story:  (2007) Mourin-Ho tested for rabies

(2007) Mourin-Ho tested for rabies

London - (Ass Mess): Chelsea coach Jose Mourin-Ho was quarantined by London police last night after breaking out in a rabid fit while being arrested for smuggling his dotty pooch into the country without the usual quarantine formalities to determine...
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Funny story:  (2008) Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas

(2008) Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas

Chicago - Just when you thought you'd heard it all with regard to Illinois' travesty of a Governor Rod Blagojevich, better known these days as Blago, now comes the cake.
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Funny story:  (2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

(2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food

For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...
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Funny story:  (2008) Roman Catholic Italians Cooperated in Crucifixion!

(2008) Roman Catholic Italians Cooperated in Crucifixion!

In a bizarre mix of espionage, religion and sadism, an Italian trial of US CIA operatives began today with gripping testimony from a wife about her husband's torture.
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Funny story:  (2008) It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

(2008) It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!

If you were folically challenged, overweight, and specky, with no job, no social life, you'd think you'd just take a handful of pills, but not Hector Bracegirdle (58), who has managed to scoop the coveted, 'Worst Comedian Of The Year Awar...
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Funny story:  (2008) Abba Pledge On Israeli Catastrophe

(2008) Abba Pledge On Israeli Catastrophe

Speaking from peace-loving Stockholm, Swedish singer and explosives manufacturer Benny Bjeardie, of Abba, made a surprising claim about the state of Israel.
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Funny story:  (2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

(2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal

Barack Obama has announced that he will be traveling with a Port-A-John until he has secured the Democratic Party presidential nomination.
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Funny story:  (2008) Greetings to all from George Galloway

(2008) Greetings to all from George Galloway

As no one has had the common decency and anger to mention George Galloway recently, I obtained permission to post the following report which appeared in both Exchange and Mart and The 2008 Brownie Annual.
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Funny story:  (2007) Bill Gates Still Not Running for President

(2007) Bill Gates Still Not Running for President

Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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