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(2008) Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem
The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years
(2010) BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul
A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night.
The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and part time cleaner, Marlene, 62 took the...
(2008) Dambusters Anniversary Flypast
In a moving tribute to legendary RAF 617 Squadron - the 'Dambusters' - a decrepit old Lancaster bomber just managed to drag itself across the sky for a few minutes today. Flying this rustbucket was none other than Jimmy 'Jollygoodshow'...
(2010) Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight
Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year.
She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decision...
(2008) Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow
Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).
(2006) Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control
Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...
(2010) Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!
Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself.
We didn't believe him.
(2008) Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!
West VA - Speaking to a small town in West Virginia yesterday. Hillary Clinton declared herself the victor in the race for the Democratic nomination and called upon Barrack Obama to concede.
(2008) Manchester United launch massive spending spree
In an attempt to protect themselves from Real Madrid's aggressive moves to sign star striker Christiano Ronaldo for a reported £1Trillion, Manchester United are looking to kick-off a spending spr...
(2008) Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"
(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
(2009) Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News
TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow.
A visibly elated Mark Lowto...
(2008) McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945
Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...
(2006) President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
(2007) Tories Abandon Support For Grammars
Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...
(2010) Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts
Doctor Who fans were baffled last night as the BBC mistakenly broadcast an edited episode intended for the Chinese market.
Fans' forums erupted in futile despair as what seemed like a tense, well-crafted allegory for the potential of human endeavo...
(2007) Mourin-Ho tested for rabies
London - (Ass Mess): Chelsea coach Jose Mourin-Ho was quarantined by London police last night after breaking out in a rabid fit while being arrested for smuggling his dotty pooch into the country without the usual quarantine formalities to determine...
(2008) Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas
Chicago - Just when you thought you'd heard it all with regard to Illinois' travesty of a Governor Rod Blagojevich, better known these days as Blago, now comes the cake.
(2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food
For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...
(2008) Roman Catholic Italians Cooperated in Crucifixion!
In a bizarre mix of espionage, religion and sadism, an Italian trial of US CIA operatives began today with gripping testimony from a wife about her husband's torture.
(2008) Abba Pledge On Israeli Catastrophe
Speaking from peace-loving Stockholm, Swedish singer and explosives manufacturer Benny Bjeardie, of Abba, made a surprising claim about the state of Israel.
(2008) It Doesn't Get Much Better Than This!
If you were folically challenged, overweight, and specky, with no job, no social life, you'd think you'd just take a handful of pills, but not Hector Bracegirdle (58), who has managed to scoop the coveted, 'Worst Comedian Of The Year Awar...
(2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal
Barack Obama has announced that he will be traveling with a Port-A-John until he has secured the Democratic Party presidential nomination.
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Irritable General Colon Bowel Syndrome flare-up among Israel-Hezbollah might be over
Colonic Irrigation Regiment sent in to flush out anyone crapping on tentative piss talks
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