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(2010) BGT - Simon Cowell 'Owns' Amanda Holden's Soul
A seemingly off the cuff remark by Simon Cowell to fellow BGT judge Amanda Holden rocked the world of show business to its very foundations last night.
The furore began in Cardiff, when ex-factory worker and part time cleaner, Marlene, 62 took the...
(2008) Gospel of Peter found in Jerusalem
The Gospel of Peter has been discovered on a building site in Jerusalem, and already authenticated and carbon dated to the time of Jesus, it is being touted as the most significant religious find in the last 2,000 years
(2006) Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control
Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...
(2010) Ashley Greene Agrees To Delay Playboy Spread Until After Last Twilight
Twilight star Ashley Greene told reporters today that she may be seeing them later on via Playboy Magazine, probably early next year.
She stated that nothing was final and she wanted the last Twilight in the can before she made any major decision...
(2008) Dambusters Anniversary Flypast
In a moving tribute to legendary RAF 617 Squadron - the 'Dambusters' - a decrepit old Lancaster bomber just managed to drag itself across the sky for a few minutes today. Flying this rustbucket was none other than Jimmy 'Jollygoodshow'...
(2010) Over The Rainbow - Andrew Lloyd Webber Wins It!
Our source, eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger has been telling us for weeks now that the eventual winner of the search for a Dorothy for The Wizard Of Oz will be none other than Andrew Lloyd-Webber himself.
We didn't believe him.
(2008) Woman in late 40s mugged because she walks too slow
Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).
(2008) Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"
(Jerusalem-Israel) Republican strategists have to be hoping that President Bush is just assuming the role once played by Casey Stengel or at least is a fan of Norm Crosby.
(2008) Hillary Clinton Declares Victory: I Have Won!
West VA - Speaking to a small town in West Virginia yesterday. Hillary Clinton declared herself the victor in the race for the Democratic nomination and called upon Barrack Obama to concede.
(2008) Manchester United launch massive spending spree
In an attempt to protect themselves from Real Madrid's aggressive moves to sign star striker Christiano Ronaldo for a reported £1Trillion, Manchester United are looking to kick-off a spending spr...
(2009) Factual Website Of The Year - TheSpoof.com Edged Out By Sky News
TheSpoof.com was narrowly pipped at the post last night by Sky News in the Best Factual Website Of The Year category at the fifteenth annual Best Website Awards at the Troll and Lantern Hotel in the West End of Glasgow.
A visibly elated Mark Lowto...
(2008) McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945
Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...
(2006) President George W. Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief praises Bush
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President George W. Bush announced plans to deploy National Guard soldiers to the U.S.-Mexican border. The plan to occupy the border with National Guard troops has the country divided, but the President has at least one...
(2007) Tories Abandon Support For Grammars
Leading Conservative backbenchers have announced they are withdrawing their support for the grammar school system. This comes as a huge shock considering the overwhelming middle class support for the system. In order to allay fears the following sh...
(2010) Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts
Doctor Who fans were baffled last night as the BBC mistakenly broadcast an edited episode intended for the Chinese market.
Fans' forums erupted in futile despair as what seemed like a tense, well-crafted allegory for the potential of human endeavo...
(2007) Mourin-Ho tested for rabies
London - (Ass Mess): Chelsea coach Jose Mourin-Ho was quarantined by London police last night after breaking out in a rabid fit while being arrested for smuggling his dotty pooch into the country without the usual quarantine formalities to determine...
(2007) Teachers Upset Saltpeter Put In Their Food
For many years, private schools and boarding schools were accused of putting saltpeter (Potassium Nitrate) in the food of their male students to keep down their sex drive. With the recent increase in numbers of teachers sleeping with or molesting st...
(2008) Roman Catholic Italians Cooperated in Crucifixion!
In a bizarre mix of espionage, religion and sadism, an Italian trial of US CIA operatives began today with gripping testimony from a wife about her husband's torture.
(2008) Blago and Koko: Blagojevich Admits Koko Gives Him All of His Ideas
Chicago - Just when you thought you'd heard it all with regard to Illinois' travesty of a Governor Rod Blagojevich, better known these days as Blago, now comes the cake.
(2008) Obama Buys Port-A-John to Avoid Public Bathroom Scandal
Barack Obama has announced that he will be traveling with a Port-A-John until he has secured the Democratic Party presidential nomination.
(2008) Madonna To Be The New Pope
In a surprise move, pop star and all-round girl-you-wished-wasn't-next door Madonna is to become the new Pope.
(2007) Bill Gates Still Not Running for President
Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.
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Angelina Jolie Leaves Brad Pitt for Jeniffer Aniston
"I'm devastated!" said Brad. "I had no idea!!"
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