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Funny story: (2011) Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

(2011) Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...
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Funny story: (2007) Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

(2007) Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.
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Funny story: (2005) Covering Up The Ugliness In New Orleans

(2005) Covering Up The Ugliness In New Orleans

Washington, Louisiana, Kansas and the Emerald City, Oz---In another cynical effort to reduce his political problems, incumbent President George W. Bush has approved a top secret plan to not only erase New Orleans from its current location, but also m...
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Funny story: (2007) Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

(2007) Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published

Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.
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Funny story: (2004) Scots celebrate closure of new parliament

(2004) Scots celebrate closure of new parliament

Locals and visitors alike packed Edinburgh's Royal Mile at the weekend to see the official closure of the new Scottish Parliament.
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Funny story: (2008) Barbed Wire Banned After Thief Scratched

(2008) Barbed Wire Banned After Thief Scratched

Gardeners at Smegmadale's Sunnysideup Allotments have been ordered by the local authorities to remove the barbed wire capping fences around their respective lots due a teenage vegetable thief filing a personal injury claim against the district counci...
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Funny story: (2009) NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

(2009) NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous...
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Funny story: (2007) Dollar Devalued

(2007) Dollar Devalued

It's no longer 'all about the Benjamins'. The American dollar is now so weak (think Adam Sandler movie weak), that the average supersized god bothering American is selling their notes to illegal paper merchants as this fetches more money...
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Funny story: (2007) Bore Gore Has No Facts In Store

(2007) Bore Gore Has No Facts In Store

Nearly man and fame-seeking environ-'mentalist' Al Gore's new film 'Things What Have Been Done Bad To The Planet' is not only factually ridiculous it is also insufferably dull and voiced by Bilko rip-off and fast-witted postwar fe...
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Funny story: (2007) Brown and Out

(2007) Brown and Out

Surly Clunking fister and Part time Jack Dee impersonator Gordon 'Not Flash' Brown is mostly hospitalised today after receiving a good old fashioned Eton tongue lashing (metaphorically this time) from tubby toff Tory marksman David Cameron.
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Funny story: (2009) Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

(2009) Governor Schwarzenegger Develops Swedish Accent Overnight - Obama's Peace Prize Is Blamed

In probably the most alarming manifestation that California has 'Gone Sweden', Governor Schwarzenegger has developed a Swedish accent. According to his wife, Maria Shriver, his accent changed from Austrian to Swedish overnight. The phenomenon...
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Funny story: (2009) 2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan

(2009) 2012, Lack Of Passing Obama Health Care Bill, Not End Of The World, Says Mayan

Apolinario Chili Predixion says that he is tired of being bombarded with wild frantic questions about the Mayan calendar supposedly "running out" on Dec. 21, 2012, and President Obam's health care bill not being passed. After all, it's not the end o...
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Funny story: (2007) Soldiers of Misfortune

(2007) Soldiers of Misfortune

Mangled and maimed British troops sent back from the one-sided war in former peace-mongering rogue state Iraq are being told they will have to raise their own funds for medical care in a 'bob-a-job' manner.
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Funny story: (2007) Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

(2007) Sen. Larry Craig's Court transcript just released! Reveals why Judge denied his recanted guilty plea: He failed to give a courtesy flush!

Washington, D.C. - According to the court transcripts, the Judge did not deny Sen. Craig recantation of his guilty plea based on any precedent or statute of limitation. Rather, it was because shortly before his arrest by the undercover officer, Sen.
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Funny story: (2007) Oxfam? or Talibam?

(2007) Oxfam? or Talibam?

Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?...
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Funny story: (2009) Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst

(2009) Self-Charging Car - a British Thirst

A new electric car manufacturer "Electric Cars" (trademark applied for) has developed an electric car that runs on nuclear batteries. Spokesperson Ophelia Bumgardner commented, "This car avoids the inconvenience of looking for a recharge socket".
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Funny story: (2010) Dave TV from 2372 being received by LHC!

(2010) Dave TV from 2372 being received by LHC!

Scientists working on the Large Hardon collider got a surprise when their machine created a wormhole that allowed a full days worth of the television channel Dave to come through. "We were very shocked," said Hardon engineer, Ben Downes. "Our TV s...
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Funny story: (2009) Rafa Benitez on the Magic Roundabout with mither!

(2009) Rafa Benitez on the Magic Roundabout with mither!

ANFIELD, LIVERPOOL - At the heart of the unfolding story of Liverpool Football Club's poor start is Rafa Benitez, which is also the tale of the 'Rafalution'. Many have wondered what, when and where the 'Rafalution' started, will start or has starte...
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Funny story: (2006) ARPA Defends Dennis Hastert Cover-up

(2006) ARPA Defends Dennis Hastert Cover-up

WASHINGTON (AP) - The American Republican Pervert Association (ARPA) has come out strongly defending the cover-up by House of Representatives Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., of predatory, "creepy" and sexually explicit emails to underage House pages...
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Funny story: (2009) The British Connection - Mafia Ring Probed

(2009) The British Connection - Mafia Ring Probed

After a morning of dramatic dawn raids across the UK, Scotland Yard's top detective, Mycroft Holmes confirmed that the mafia had taken root in the UK. Reputed mafia kingpin, Don Il Jaggedoni, formerly of south east London, was taken away in a poli...
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Funny story: (2009) Jackson Doctor Confesses To Murder

(2009) Jackson Doctor Confesses To Murder

Long time doctor and personal friend of pop idol Michael Jackson has confessed to murder this morning. Nose specialist and cosmetic surgeon, Dr. Cho Hmung, has confessed to killing Jackson's nose. "I could no longer hold it back. Achoo! Bless me.
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Funny story: (2008) SEC Bans Short-Selling

(2008) SEC Bans Short-Selling

The American Securities and Exchange Commission has banned selling by short floor brokers. With their little legs, they are just to fast about the floor of the stock exchange, zipping around, right between the legs of taller brokers, making deals...
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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