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(2008) Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Funny story: (2008) Fox News Discovers Ron Paul

Fox News broke its own rules today and did a major story on Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul. The company's chairman, Roger Ailes, explained the decision rather simply: "Now that he's not in the race any more,...

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(2010) Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can

Funny story: (2010) Sarah Palin Says Rahm Emanuel Cannot Use The Word Retard, But Rush Limbaugh Can

PORTLAND, Maine - Sarah Palin was in town speaking to a convention of The Maine League of Lobster Catchers. She told the league members that they are doing a fantastic job, because she happens to know that it is a whole lot easier to catch salmon tha...

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(2014) NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

Funny story: (2014) NASA Confirms That The Martian Pot Found By Curiosity Is 10 Times More Powerful Than Any Marijuana In Colorado

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade. Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyze...

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(2007) Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Funny story: (2007) Pavrotti Comes Out of Retirement Will Perform World Tour Again

Opera legend, Luciano Pavarotti, is being coaxed from retirement and will once more tread the boards of the Opera Houses of the world.

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(2013) Goofy is Disney's MK Ultra Mind Control Agent

Funny story: (2013) Goofy is Disney's MK Ultra Mind Control Agent

It has been claimed that Goofy is the most complained about character at the Disney theme park. One Mother said, "He is just creepy. My little butter-ball wanted to have his picture taken with Goofy and he turned away and farted in my face. Out-...

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(2007) Everyone Wants to be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby's Dad

As a general rule, men do not wish to claim paternity of a child outside of marriage. This is not true in the case of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Since her death Thursday, 146 men have come forward claiming to be the father of her child. As the...

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(2009) R&B's Chris Brown's Parole Officer Accepts Grammy in His Name

Funny story: (2009) R&B's Chris Brown's Parole Officer Accepts Grammy in His Name

Rhythmn and blues star, Chris Brown was scheduled to perform at the awards ceremony and was nominated for a Grammy this year. When the envelope was opened and his mnmae was read as one of the night's big winners, the overvoice announced: "Accept...

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(2008) Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Funny story: (2008) Winehouse gutted as suspected arson destroys Camden's Whorely Arms boozer

Camden Lock - (Arson Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse is in a state of severe shock at the news that her favorite North London watering hole, Camden's Whorely Arms, has gone up in a huge inferno that has destroyed the livelihoods of the area's top...

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(2005) Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

Funny story: (2005) Guinness Challenges Four-Year-Old Boy's Driving Claim

LONDON - Guinness World Records has challenged a four-year-old boy's claim that he is the youngest person ever to take his mother's car and drive it to a video store in the middle of the night. "Our preliminary investigation suggests that this lad ma...

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(2007) Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

Funny story: (2007) Chocolatier Willie Wonka Decides Not To Give Away Factory

World famous chocolate maker Willie Wonka has decided not to give his factory to Charlie Bucket, as was previously announced. Charlie won a golden ticket, along with several other children, and was given the opportunity to tour the secret factory ba...

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(2004) Grammy's Shocking Moments Censored by CBS

Funny story: (2004) Grammy's Shocking Moments Censored by CBS

In the wake of the scandal surrounding the revelation of Janet Jackson's right breast by fellow pop icon Justin Timberlake at last week's Superbowl halftime show, CBS had announced that on it's 46th annual Grammy Awards telecast, it would...

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(2011) Amazing New Research Results

Funny story: (2011) Amazing New Research Results

The eyes of cattle may reveal signs of neurological disorders such as mad cow disease, say scientists. Researchers, led from Iowa State University, US, examined the retinas of sheep infected with scrapie - a disease similar to BSE, or mad cow dise...

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(2008) Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

Funny story: (2008) Yoko Ono outed as mother of tribute con artist known as Michael Jackson

California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.

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(2004) Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Funny story: (2004) Jimmy White wins World Snooker Championship

Amazing comeback kid, Jimmy White, shocked the Wembley Arena last night after destroying John Virgo in a tough 19 frame battle. White, 17, found incredible form to see off the knowledgeable Virgo, 23, and win the World Championship title for the firs...

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(2007) Shah Rukh Khan Refuses Madame Tussaud

Funny story: (2007) Shah Rukh Khan Refuses Madame Tussaud

SRK has refused Madam T's invitation to make his wax statue. It was his dream that one day, his wax statue would be made by Madame T. He was very excited to go and get his wax replica done, he ev...

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(2011) Christina Aguilera suspected as member of Al-Qaida

In late-breaking news, the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency has issued orders to have singer Christina Aguilera detained, and proffered for transportation to "Club Guantanimo Bay", for an official interview. This, due to the most suspicious nature...

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(2009) Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Funny story: (2009) Court orders Madoff to Zimbabwe

Ponzi scheme master Bernard Madoff and his attorney have reached an agreement with the Federal District Court in Detroit today that deports the financial genius to Zimbabwe, Africa. Prosecutors and Madoff's attorney negotiated the plea agreement at a...

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(2007) Anna Nicole: leaking silicone implant blamed

Hollywood, Florida - (Rioters): Tragic former Playboy playmate Anna Nicole Smith who died suddenly yesterday aged 39 may have been the victim of a burst silicone implant which accidentally began oozing into her bloodstream.

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(2010) Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

Funny story: (2010) Young Dutch Boy Faces Charges For Putting Finger In Dike

A young Dutch boy who thought that he was saving his country by putting his finger in a dike has been charged with sexual assault and hate crimes against a homosexual. Luther Grunden, who followed what he thought was his country's tradition, has b...

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(2010) Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus Sponsor Can Food Drive for Haiti

Funny story: (2010) Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus Sponsor Can Food Drive for Haiti

Feeling the need to do something for the residents of earthquake-torn Haiti, The Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus have teamed up to sponsor a canned food drive for deserving families on the island nation. Both still busy on the road with concert dat...

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(2009) Tony Adams Admits He Wasn't A Very Good Manager

Funny story: (2009) Tony Adams Admits He Wasn't A Very Good Manager

Sacked Portsmouth manager Tony Adams has admitted in an interview that he knew he wasn't a very good manager, but feels he was left with little choice when former boss Harry Redknapp jumped ship to go to Tottenham Hotspur. Adams, 40, was speaking...

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(2009) Woody Allen to Release Vicki, Christina, Barcelona, Syphilis

Funny story: (2009) Woody Allen to Release Vicki, Christina, Barcelona, Syphilis

Woody Allen is working on a sequel to his wildly popular sex pilgrimmage to Gaudi's cathedral: Vicki, Christina, Barcelona. Allen the great film author is rumored to have gotten the idea while recovery from a case of syphilis while on location in...

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