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Funny story: (2005) Manny Ramirez Plays For White Sox

(2005) Manny Ramirez Plays For White Sox

Boston, Massachussetts -- In a not so surprising development to baseball insiders, and those who follow the game, Manny Ramirez played against his teammates today.
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Funny story: (2007) Monks Get Shirty In Burma

(2007) Monks Get Shirty In Burma

Monks at a monastery in Burma have attacked and frightened twenty security officials who were trying to get some much needed rest after taking part in a jungle operation to quell anti-government forc...
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Funny story: (2012) Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

(2012) Candy Corn-Fed Cows Are Much More Hyper

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Atticus Grumpletoy, 71, owner of The Hoot & Holler Cattle Ranch located on the Kentucky-Illinois border recently stated that he has been feeding his 2,000 head of cattle candy corn since the first week in August. Grumpletoy...
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Funny story: (2005) Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

(2005) Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!

NEVERLAND-Recently acquitted of child molestation charges, pop icon and maximum weirdo Michael Jackson has set his sexual sights on outer space, hoping to lure alien kiddies to his ‘just for fun' den of iniquity, i.e. his space age ‘sleepover stopove...
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Funny story: (2009) Leann Rimes with What

(2009) Leann Rimes with What

Freshly divorced from husband Deane Sheremet of seven years Leann Rimes was spotted with actor Kevin What in Cabo San Lucas on her birthday sparking rumours that the two are a couple. Kevin who hails from Georgia has mostly played bit parts in mo...
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Funny story: (2009) White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

(2009) White Sharks Gather off Cape Cod on Rumours Kennedy to Be Buried at Sea!

Chatham,Ma/ Woods Hole Oceanographic News - In a final lifting of his middle finger to the constituents that paid his way for over 55 years, deceased Senator Edward M. Kennedy had one parting shot to ruin labor day for millions on Cape Cod. Report...
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Funny story: (2004) Liberal Democrats at Risk for Anxiety

(2004) Liberal Democrats at Risk for Anxiety

From the Journal of Studies in Applied Anxiety:...
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Funny story: (2011) "He tried to bite me" - Teenage girl's horror as date with vampire goes wrong

(2011) "He tried to bite me" - Teenage girl's horror as date with vampire goes wrong

Leesa, 16, of Alabama today told of her shock when a date with a vampire almost ended in disaster. "I thought he would write poetry and say really deep things" she sobbed "but he wasn't like that at all. Then he got all fangy and tried to bite me...
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Funny story: (2010) "Next cue card, Cholo!" Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has Stroke During Debate; Not Really Ready For This "'Remembering Important Things' Thing."

(2010) "Next cue card, Cholo!" Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer Has Stroke During Debate; Not Really Ready For This "'Remembering Important Things' Thing."

Supporters of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer are saddened this morning over reports that she actually suffered a series of debilitating strokes during the Gubernatorial debate yesterday. "It was obvious that she was in a lot of trouble early on," sai...
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Funny story: (2008) Gordon Ramsay says "pah" to supermarket's "feed family for a fiver"

(2008) Gordon Ramsay says "pah" to supermarket's "feed family for a fiver"

Gordon Ramsay has pooh-poohed one of the big four supermarkets over its recent "feed your family for a fiver" promotion. The supermarket claims that for five pounds you can buy some sausages, sweet potatatos, brocolli and make a right mixture to f...
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Funny story: (2005) Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

(2005) Martha Stewart---Dishing After Her Camp Fed Vacation

NBCLand-Crafty domestic arts maven Martha Stewart, in a calculated bid to free herself from what she terms federal over regulation, has ripped off her parole ankle bracelet, passed it off on an assistant and taken a fast car to freedom in a desperate...
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Funny story: (2007) Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul

(2007) Huckabee Outed as Attack Chihuahua, Duels Ron Paul

6 Sep 07, DURHAM, NH, USNA-- At last night's CBC Republicacrat debate, Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee carried out the mission entrusted to him by CFR Straw Poll delegates this weekend. Huckabee ordered all Republicacrats to vote for President-El...
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Funny story: (2008) Gary Glitter to remarry

(2008) Gary Glitter to remarry

Former glam-rock singer Gary Glitter, real name Pete O'Phile is set to remarry. Back from his recent world tour of Asian airports, the star, aged 78, is to marry his new fiancee, Daftasa Batt, a 16-year old waitress from the Dirteeolmen Bar in Phu...
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Funny story: (2008) Paralympics competitors face hurdles

(2008) Paralympics competitors face hurdles

The 13th Paralympics got underway in Beijing today with all the glitz and glamour of the main summer games. There was disquiet amongst some of the competitors though as it would appear the designers of the Birds Nest stadium had omitted to install wh...
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Funny story: (2007) California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far

(2007) California utility deregulation turns deadly once again as rising death toll from heat wave climbs to 30, so far

Los Angeles, California - Mostly the elderly, people with preexisting health conditions or people who live alone have been most negatively impacted by the Southern California heat wave that has taken 30 some lives so far. Los Angeles County corner...
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Funny story: (2012) Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

(2012) Is Kim Kardashian Pregnant With A Little Kanye?

BEVERLY HILLS - The Tinsel Town hairdresser, who is known as the Hair Stylist to The Stars, FuFi Fondue has just dropped a bombshell. Fondue, who knows more about more Hollywood starlets than anyone else in LaLaLand stated to Fajita San Guacamole...
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Funny story: (2007) Heskey: "What The F**k Am I Doing In The England Squad?"

(2007) Heskey: "What The F**k Am I Doing In The England Squad?"

Wigan 'star' Emile Heskey has launched a blistering attack on England manager Steve McClaren, questioning the ex-Boro man's squad selection and calling for him to be sacked just days ahead of crucial Euro 2008 qualifiers.
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Funny story: (2007) Feds' Alaskan corruption-busting fever spreads to New Jersey

(2007) Feds' Alaskan corruption-busting fever spreads to New Jersey

Trenton, New Jersey - (Disaster Press): The FBI's corruption and bribery busting fever has spread to New Jersey with the arrest of eleven public officials this morning including two New Jersey state assemblymen.
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Funny story: (2009) San Francisco Peanut Butter Colonic Alert Elevated to Yellow

(2009) San Francisco Peanut Butter Colonic Alert Elevated to Yellow

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The city of San Francisco has begun mobilizing for an imminent wave of peanut butter enemas on the heels of an article recently published at The Spoof, said P. Ross Tate, a city official. "San Francisco has a... Oh, I don't kno...
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Funny story: (2005) Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

(2005) Las Vegas Casino to Replicate French Quarter, build a "Newer Orleans"

Las Vegas (AARP) Casino Mogul Steve Wynnwood today announced that a"French Quarter" themed casino / vacation complex in Las Vegas will likely be completed "Before the actual city is pumped dry." Claims Wynnwood "I believe...
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Funny story: (2007) B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

(2007) B-52's carrying nuclear missiles over Red states by mistake; flight plan clearly called for flyover Blue states only

Washington, D.C. - It was just announced to the public that a B-52 was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana with six armed nuclear missiles on board this past August 30, each decommissioned cruise missile capable of producing a five to 115-kilotons y...
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Funny story: (2012) Clinton 'knew Monica Lewinsky is ex-Italian PM's Silvio Berlusconi's daughter' says D 'N' C consultant

(2012) Clinton 'knew Monica Lewinsky is ex-Italian PM's Silvio Berlusconi's daughter' says D 'N' C consultant

Washington - A top makeover consultant hired by successive Administrations has revealed what NATO geneticists have always suspected, that former President Bill Clinton 'was 100% aware' of Monica's Italian bloodline. Dilation and curettage [D-'n'-C...
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