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(2008) Hot Toys for Christmas

Funny story: (2008) Hot Toys for Christmas

Representatives of the UK's major retail outlets gather this week for their annual toy fair at Birmingham's National Exhibition Centre. It's time to find out what will be the HOT 'must-have' toy to fill your sack this Christmas. The surprise succ...

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(2007) Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Funny story: (2007) Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.

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(2008) Robbie William's new Album

Funny story: (2008) Robbie William's new Album

Famed Singer Robbie Williams has released plans of what his new album will be. Speaking to us earlier, the famed Stoke on Trent born UFO spotter told us: 'Me and my friends from Phalanx 9, on the outer perimeter have decided that my new album wil...

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(2004) Mount Saint Helens lets it out

Funny story: (2004) Mount Saint Helens lets it out

Friday October 1, 2004 Mount Saint Helens had a so called "eruption." But was it really? According to Dr. Vulcansniger, a Vulcan Practologist, it is not so. "When they called me in to give my hypothesis, I decided to take a closer...

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(2007) Diana Was Pregnant - Inquest

Funny story: (2007) Diana Was Pregnant - Inquest

The inquest trying desperately to decide whether or not Princess Diana was pregnant when she died, has heard that she had told close friends that, indeed she was, and that the drunken French chauffeur Henri P...

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(2017) Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Funny story: (2017) Under Trump Tax Plan, the Rich Will Get Tax Cuts and the Middle Class Will Get Snack Vouchers

Washington, DC In his heavily-promoted tax plan, Trump trumpeted how the middle class would be overwhelmed by the various snack vouchers they would get under the new tax plan. "I'm telling you, the middle class will totally freak out when they se...

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(2009) Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

Funny story: (2009) Largest Dinosaur Discovered in Cumbria

The bones from the largest dinosaur ever discovered have turned up in a back garden in Cumbria, England. Ray Dioaktif was planting his strawberry crop ready for next year when his spade hit what at first he thought was a rock, Excavating around th...

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(2009) Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret

Funny story: (2009) Amy Winehouse Reveals Roman Polanski's Secret

Roman Polanski, famous French-Polish film director of such noted movies as "Rosemary's Baby" has had a secret from most people for many years and that secret has been blabbed by none other than singer Amy Winehouse. In an exclusive interview by th...

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(2009) First brain extension operation a complete success

Funny story: (2009) First brain extension operation a complete success

The first brain extension operation has been hailed a complete success by Dr David Brown who works part-time as a GP in Somerset. He was asked to carry out the procedure by two accountants who'd come to look over his books. He said he hadn't pla...

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(2008) Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Funny story: (2008) Fatwas Dominate World Events: Everyone is Now at Risk Causing Massive Migration to Alaska!

Saudi Arabia/ Rag Head News - It's not just for Mullahs anymore! Extremists around the world find Fatwas effective in controlling Plain Speak and Rational Discourse in advancing their goals of World Domination. Examples of World Terrorism Proclama...

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(2012) Tom Brady 'Admires' Peyton Manning

Tom Brady took an interesting approach to the 'old man' of the game, Peyton Manning. Like some fawning rookie just starting to play in the NFL, Tom took the high road to deliver a low blow. When asked what he thought about Peyton Manning, Brady r...

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(2017) A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

Funny story: (2017) A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...

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(2005) Congress Introduces Federal Office Space Rental Program

Funny story: (2005) Congress Introduces Federal Office Space Rental Program

CAPITOL HILL-Location, location, location are the three most important words in real estate. And members of Congress have come up with an innovative way to use those three words to increase their income without actually giving themselves an of...

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(2009) Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Funny story: (2009) Obama Taps Biden and Hilary to "Straighten out Afghan Mess!"

Washington,DC/ Pentagon Update on Leaking Military News - President Obama, no longer thought of as having a decisive intellectual mind, has yet again prolonged making a military decision on Pentagon experts calling for increased US troops on the gro...

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(2007) 'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

Funny story: (2007) 'Dead Prince Harry' is this year's Turner Prize nomination

London Design Museum - (Ass Mess): The top nomination for this year's Turner Prize is an exhibit called 'Dead Prince Harry' featuring the Puppet Monarchy's ginger nut, resplendent in full military dress uniform, and dead as a Dodo.

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(2009) Dowler cops dredge Princess Diana Fountain

Funny story: (2009) Dowler cops dredge Princess Diana Fountain

London - (Clunkers): A tip-off has sent police frogmen to the Diana, Princess of Wales Mammorial Fountain and its taxpayer-funded duck house. They are looking for the car which may have been part of Milly Dowler's 2002 abduction. The Red Daewoo...

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(2009) Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

Funny story: (2009) Tree loving tree hugger is eaten by trees

The remains of missing UK hippy tree hugger Lesley Mandleson has been found today in the Amazon rainforest where he was attempting fend to off illegal logging by tying himself to trees. Rescue worker Fidel Ramerez said, "Ok, this guy (26, beard) w...

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(2010) New British Driving Test

Funny story: (2010) New British Driving Test

To bring the British parking test into the 21st century, new elements will be introduced into the final test, and will have to be taught alongside traditional parts, such as parallel parking, emergency stops and hill starts. In order to make space fo...

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(2011) Rooney Snr. nicked for bribing Scottish caber Tosser!

Funny story: (2011) Rooney Snr. nicked for bribing Scottish caber Tosser!

Wayne Rooney's dad has been nicked by the police for participating in bribing caber Tossers at the Highland Games in Scotland. They were all told to throw the toss. It sems that Rooney Snr. is pretty hard up and Wayne, his famous and very rich son...

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(2007) Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Funny story: (2007) Pagans declare war on Fathers 4 Justice

Tensions between members of the pagan community and leaders of lobby group Fathers 4 Justice have sparked an angry row over the desecration of two iconic monuments.

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(2010) Purple potatoes, husband unhappy with multi cultural food.

Funny story: (2010) Purple potatoes, husband unhappy with multi cultural food.

The sale of purple potatoes is causing quite a stir the length and breadth of Christendom today as healthful housewives are purchasing the puce produce by the pan-load. The reason for the sudden interest in the beta version of this newly tried and...

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(2006) Barney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine

Funny story: (2006) Barney Gets Sucked into Jet Engine

Air Force One's pilot Reed Mathews was suspended today after he pushed the wrong button causing screaming jet engines to roar to life the very moment President Bush and Barney were boarding the plane. Witnesses say that Barney Bush whirled INTO...

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