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(2004) Bush reads to schoolchildren, asked not to return

Crawford, Texas - George W. Bush, when not in Washington, DC, is a volunteer at a local elementary school, in his hometown of Crawford, Texas, reading picture books on science, to young children. But there are some problems.

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(2009) Senate Democrats to sell votes on Craigslist

Senate Democrats on The Senate Finance Committee revealed today that they are putting their votes up for sale on Craigslist. The announcement came amid speculation that the work on the Health Care bill was finally winding down. Senator Max Baucus...

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(2010) Break-a-leg Dutch expert De Jong has been banned from entering Holland!

Funny story: (2010) Break-a-leg Dutch expert De Jong has been banned from entering Holland!

Nigel De Jong the controversial break-a-leg expert and Kung Fu copy-cat Eric fan has been refused entry into his home country and had his Dutch passport confiscated. The Dutch infamous politician, Mijnheer Geert Wilders (who at this moment is also...

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(2001) Teenage Girl 76% Compatible With Josh Hartnett

Funny story: (2001) Teenage Girl 76% Compatible With Josh Hartnett

A simple numerical test has proven that 14 year old Kayleigh Roberts of Atlanta, Georgia is 76% compatible with the actor Josh Hartnett.

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(2017) Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

Funny story: (2017) Bankrupt Boris Becker's sexy broom cupboard is on the market for 225.000 nicker!

An infamous ex-broom cupboard in Kensington, London, has gone on the market for a quarter of a million quid after being turned into an apartment where swinging cats should be avoided! Boris Becker, thrice ex-Wimbledon winner, and now the eternal l...

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(2008) Population Boom of the Poor in the Philippines under control

Funny story: (2008) Population Boom of the Poor in the Philippines under control

Malacañang - Over the past 7 years, the Filipino poor population has nearly doubled, causing the country's top Population control groups to come up with the way to control it. The data is an exact opposite of the data gathered for the Filipino Upper...

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(2009) Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex with Polanski and Letterman was a 'Joke-Joke'!

Funny story: (2009) Whoopi Goldbeg Confesses: Sex with Polanski and Letterman was a 'Joke-Joke'!

Hollywood,CA/ Left Coast Entertainment Commentary - Comedian Whoopi Goldberg shocked her live TV audience on the daytime talk show, The View, with an admission of having sex with both Roman Polanski and David Letterman. Goldberg further confounde...

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(2007) Peru Meteor Lifts Off and Heads Back to Space

Funny story: (2007) Peru Meteor Lifts Off and Heads Back to Space

Lime Beana, Peru - Local residents and scientists in the vicinity of the Peruvian meteorite were astonished to see the space rock lift off out of its crater and then rush off into space.

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(2007) Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Funny story: (2007) Celtic Forced to Play in Blue and Sing God Save the Queen

Celtic have been forced by Uefa to play in red, white and blue, and sing all verses to God Save the Queen before every future Champion's League game following the disgraceful antics of AC Milan's goalkeeper Dida, who refused to join in goal c...

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(2007) Drunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station

Funny story: (2007) Drunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station

London - (Teetotal-itarian Mess): Drunken young British royals and their wannabe hangers-on are a complete disgrace according to a popular Middle Eastern TV current affairs program broadcast.

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(2007) Bird Flu Mutates

Funny story: (2007) Bird Flu Mutates

Bangcock, Thighland (IP) - Scientists reported today that the bird flu has genetically mutated and is now more easily caught by humans. The effect of this new course in the history of this strange illness has the medical profession scratching their...

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(2001) Schwazeneggar terminates cigar contract

Funny story: (2001) Schwazeneggar terminates cigar contract

Phillip Morris is sueing Arnold Schwazeneggar for breach of contract. It seems the giant tobacco company contracted Arnold as it's spokesperson for it's new line of cigar, The Terminator.

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(2009) Lindsay Lohan Collapsed On Street, Rushed To Hospital

Funny story: (2009) Lindsay Lohan Collapsed On Street, Rushed To Hospital

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital yesterday after she collapsed on the street. An ambulance was summoned and she was rushed to Graves General Hospital & Clinic. This morning there has already been an announcement that Ms. Lohan is doing...

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(2010) Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

Funny story: (2010) Terror hysteria to blame for hysteria over terror.

If a potential issue or threat emerges, people panic, and these days it is called terror hysteria. Once upon a time it would have been the reds under the beds but according to opinion polls and sources, the terror these days is a little less well...

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(2007) Sputnik dog to be recovered

Funny story: (2007) Sputnik dog to be recovered

On October 23, NASA plans to launch yet another shuttle mission into space. News leaked by insiders today reports of them attempting to retrieve the dead dog from Russia's 1957 Sputnik-2 experiment into space travel.

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(2004) President Cancels Debates

Funny story: (2004) President Cancels Debates

After the president's disastrous performance in the first debate, and recognizing Senator Kerry's jump in the polls, actually his leap, catapult, cannon shot, rocket after burn, volcanic blow, all of the above, the White House announced the P...

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(2008) Britain's Pensioners Turn To Heroin

Funny story: (2008) Britain's Pensioners Turn To Heroin

Britain's pensioners are turning to hard core drugs in droves to escape the gritty reality of their useless lives in today's society, a report has today revealed. Pensioners are hounding down dealers on sink estates asking for cut price heroin and...

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(2010) Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

Funny story: (2010) Lindsay Lohan modifies SCRAM bracelet to inject drugs

According to to one of the troubled starlet's party-pals, Lindsay Lohan has had her SCRAM bracelet altered and fit with an IV device for the purpose of keeping a flow of drugs going into her system at all times. Either drunk or high--or both-- Li...

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(2007) Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: (2007) Chris Matthews nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

Washington DC - (Rioters): The Nobel Peace Prize committee in Oslo has been inundated with hundreds of nominations for this year's award to go to MSNBC's Chris Matthews who declared last night that the Bush Administration had "finall...

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(2008) Pope accused of Drink Driving

Funny story: (2008) Pope accused of Drink Driving

News has emerged today that Pope Benedict XVI was once accused of drink driving. Back in 1972 in Berlin, a young Cardinal Josef Ratzinger was driving his VW Beetle in a noticeably erratic manner. In Seine News interviewed Heinz von Ketchup, the p...

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(2009) African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

Funny story: (2009) African Cannibal Tribal Chief Wants To Buy Roman Polanski

CHITUNGWIZA, Zimbabwe - One of the most popular cannibal tribal chiefs in Africa, Chief Boomboosha has emailed the Swiss authorities offering to buy Roman Polanski for $20. The Zimbabwean cannibal chief said that he wants to serve RoPo to his trib...

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(2005) The News In Brief

Funny story: (2005) The News In Brief

Both Sides Against The Middle:...

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