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Funny story:  (2003) Cannabis goes Metric

(2003) Cannabis goes Metric

Agriculture: Cannabis is to join the rest of the organic vegetable world today and go Metric.
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Funny story:  (2011) God chickens out of debating Richard Dawkins

(2011) God chickens out of debating Richard Dawkins

God has refused to debate Richard Dawkins, citing the following passage from "The God Delusion": "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-...
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Funny story:  (2008) Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

(2008) Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital

Former singing star Britney Spears was whisked away from her Los Angeles home in an ambulance today, amid rumours that she cannot cope without the support of her vagina, which yesterday announced that it was retiring...
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Funny story:  (2007) Death Row - The New Reality TV Show

(2007) Death Row - The New Reality TV Show

In another attempt to reduce the prison population, the Government has signed a deal with Channel 4 to run a new reality show.
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Funny story:  (2008) Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

(2008) Denis Wise Appointed as Newcastle United Director of Football in Latest Toon Disaster

Newcastle United have taken the unlikely step of appointing Leeds United manager Dennis Wise as the Director of Football at St James Park, a move that is certain to raise a few eyebrows on Tyneside.
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Funny story:  (2009) Kelli Carpenter Leaves Rosie O'Donnell Over Sex Problems

(2009) Kelli Carpenter Leaves Rosie O'Donnell Over Sex Problems

According to friends or rather, acquaintances, Kelli Carpenter has walked out on Rosie O'Donnell and there may be a huge lawsuit and custody battle. "Rosie is hoping everything can settle down because she's afraid of losing the custody of their k...
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Funny story:  (2004) Yanks Liberate Cuba!

(2004) Yanks Liberate Cuba!

Key West, Florida  - A flotilla of battleships including the U.S. Navy nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier "Admiral Grimace," 100,000 war-seasoned U.S. Marines, Air-Force bombers and a combined strike-force of thousands of "sp...
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Funny story:  (2006) Buzz Lightyear Announces He Will Make a Bid for the U.S. Presidency

(2006) Buzz Lightyear Announces He Will Make a Bid for the U.S. Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the vacuum created as Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert each declined attempts to be drafted to run for the presidency of the United States in 2008, Buzz Lightyear has declared he is jumping into the void.
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Funny story:  (2004) Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

(2004) Whoopi Exposed as Fraud

Hollywood, CA-- Slim-fast president Ted McNeeley released an official statement detailing the dissolution of contract with former spokesperson Whoopi Goldberg.
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Funny story:  (2009) Osama confesses: I'm Prince Michael Jackson's father

(2009) Osama confesses: I'm Prince Michael Jackson's father

In developing news, elusive Islamist terror mastermind, Osama Bin laden, has released a voice recording in which he claims that he is the real father of deceased star Michael Jackson's oldest son Prince Michael. In an astonishing recording, he s...
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Funny story:  (2008) Russell Brand starts band called Heroin

(2008) Russell Brand starts band called Heroin

Bad boy Russell Brand ,who is on the heels of quitting his BBC radio show after an outcry of complaints about his indecent behaviour, has a new project. Brand is now the lead singer of a band called Heroin. The catch? Everyone in the band is a heroi...
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Funny story:  (2005) New Orleans Saints to Relocate at End of NFL Season

(2005) New Orleans Saints to Relocate at End of NFL Season

The New Orleans Saints football team has announced plans to relocate at the end of this football season. The Saints are currently playing games in Baton Rouge and San Antonio, Texas due to the severe damage to their stadium by Hurricane Katrina. Th...
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Funny story:  (2010) Mariah Carey Appears on Lopez Tonight Topping 200 Pounds

(2010) Mariah Carey Appears on Lopez Tonight Topping 200 Pounds

Mariah Carey must have been booked for the George Lopez Show months in advance, so much so that a cancellation breach of that particular appearance contract must have been too expensive to bear. The husky Carey waddled on stage to fill up the guest...
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Funny story:  (2008) Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

(2008) Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...
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Funny story:  (2006) Milwaukee man tries to define "Perky Breasts", arrested on charges of lewd gesturing

(2006) Milwaukee man tries to define "Perky Breasts", arrested on charges of lewd gesturing

A Milwaukee man, Gerard Clemens, was arrested this morning by local police during an alledged attempt to explain to his neighbor exactly what he meant by "your wife has beautifully perky breasts". Clemens is yet to release a statement from...
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Funny story:  (2005) President Clinton has Sexual Encounter in Central Park

(2005) President Clinton has Sexual Encounter in Central Park

Former U.S. President William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton had an unexpected sexual encounter in New York's Central Park yesterday while walking with his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton. The President had just dismissed reporters when a large,...
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Funny story:  (2004) Bush Goes Extra Mile To Win!

(2004) Bush Goes Extra Mile To Win!

In a stunning admission, just (barely) re-elected President George W. Bush admits through CBS News to a surgical procedure that implanted the Alzheimer's gene prior to the Presidential Debates.
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Funny story:  (2007) Welsh People can Speak English!

(2007) Welsh People can Speak English!

When Danielle Lloyd in her own defence against accusations of racialism claimed to be of "mixed race" heritage, being partly Welsh, the whole Welsh nation rose up in uproar denying any connection with the former beauty queen.
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Funny story:  (2007) God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

(2007) God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.
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Funny story:  (2009) Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart

(2009) Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart

Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will change the "Peace Prize" name to the "Obama...
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Funny story:  (2008) Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

(2008) Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford. A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: 'We tried to warn Ross that this was...
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Funny story:  (2009) Sexy Kim Kardashian Struts Her Funky Stuff In LA Fancy Dress Extravaganza

(2009) Sexy Kim Kardashian Struts Her Funky Stuff In LA Fancy Dress Extravaganza

Sexy Kim Kardashian wowed crowds of onlookers in a Hollywood costume hire store on Saturday when she tried on several outfits for a family Halloween fancy dress bash. The busty former reality TV star posed for paparazzi in a series of revealing ou...
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When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

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