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(2004) President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press

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A disgruntled former White House Aide, who has asked to remain anonymous due to members of his family being employees of the CIA, has handed over a photocopy of an early draft of a new book written by U.S. President George W. Bush.  The boo...

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(2004) Evidence found for dimensional annealling

Funny story: (2004) Evidence found for dimensional annealling

Analysts of popular political opinions have had help resolving a major conundrum -- the perception that Bush supporters and detractors seem to live in different worlds -- from an unexpected source. Scientists now say this could be evidence of dimensi...

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(2004) U.S. Wins War on Drugs

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Columbia to be 51st State in Union...

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(2010) Jade Goody 'Presence' Felt In Big Brother House

Funny story: (2010) Jade Goody 'Presence' Felt In Big Brother House

An emergency meeting was held last night to discuss what to do after several of the housemates on this year's Big Brother show complained that they had been 'bothered' by what two of them sensationally described as 'the ghost of Jade Goody'. Goody...

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(2011) Colonel Gadaffi offers free holidays to would-be rioters

Funny story: (2011) Colonel Gadaffi offers free holidays to would-be rioters

The current tension in North Africa has prompted the Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi to offer would-be rioters holidays funded by the state. Anti-government demonstrations in 2 of Libya's immediate neighbours - Tunisia to the west, where the preside...

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(2008) Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links

Funny story: (2008) Davos rocked by Kerviel's Putin links

Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.

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(2012) Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

Funny story: (2012) Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief. "There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...

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(2005) Senate Votes to Double Social Security Benefits, Bush Will Sign

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WASHINGTON (AP) Remaining in session until 3AM this morning, the U.S. Senate finally voted to double the average Social Security benefit all US retirees will receive starting in mid-2005. The late vote followed vicious partisan debate and fistfights.

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(2009) Big Ben Goes Digital

Funny story: (2009) Big Ben Goes Digital

A controversial plan to turn Big Ben digital has been unveiled by the Ministry For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things. Under the crackpot scheme,all of Big Bens four faces would be replaced with large LCD panels which would display the time in...

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(2008) Rogue trader sacked for not having greed as motive

Funny story: (2008) Rogue trader sacked for not having greed as motive

Bosses at French Bank Societe Generale said they are perplexed by rogue trader, Jerome Kerviel, who they understand was not perpetrating the major fraud for personal gain.

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(2005) God Threatens Indonesia with Another Tsunami

Funny story: (2005) God Threatens Indonesia with Another Tsunami

Speaking at a roast for Johnny Carson yesterday, the Lord God Almighty charged Indonesia with inflating the death count from December's tsunami "just to make me look bad." He then threatened "to give those heathens something to whine about if they're...

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(2009) Rahm Emanuel Voted Blackest Member of OB Admin

Funny story: (2009) Rahm Emanuel Voted Blackest Member of OB Admin

Many remember the really bright high school Afro American guy who was pretty far from cool. he often found some cache with the little tough inner city jew who was vulgar and often obscene. The pair when they hooked up right became a veritable But...

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(2008) RIAA prosecutes music "hoarder"

Funny story: (2008) RIAA prosecutes music "hoarder"

Ron Eveland, Daily Chronicle - It was a step to far; after keeping surveillance for 3 weeks on a "Mr. M", the RIAA (Recording Industry of America) instructed cops to arrest on "multiple copyright thefts".

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(2009) Obama Ponders Fist Bumping

Funny story: (2009) Obama Ponders Fist Bumping

Washington - President Obama is wrestling with whether or not to allow fist bumping in the Whitehouse. The subject is high on the president's agenda for his first 100 days. "Point being I am not against fist bumping per se, the question is whether...

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(2009) Camilla now in "race" row

Funny story: (2009) Camilla now in "race" row

In a bad month for the Royal Family Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Wales and future Queen, has become involved in a race row. In a move which surely be greeted with dismay by Prince Charles, she has refused to award the prizes for the "three-le...

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(2009) Like Father, Like Son

Funny story: (2009) Like Father, Like Son

A 175 year old letter was authenticated this week that was written by the father of John Wilkes Booth. Apparently, John turns out to have been just a ship off the old block, as this letter was directed at President Andrew Jackson, and threatened to k...

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(2009) Obama Beanie Buddies Stimulate Sleeping Toy Market and Protests

Funny story: (2009) Obama Beanie Buddies Stimulate Sleeping Toy Market and Protests

The toy innovator that has brought the stimulating educational Beanie Buddies, "stress reducing learning figurines" that basically teach children to just lay there and relax, are introducing into the stagnant US toy market Marvelous Malia and Sweet S...

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(2010) Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Funny story: (2010) Woman Files Lawsuit After Getting Chocolate Penis Lodged in Throat

Famous Chocolate Factory - In the news again, but not for anything they are happy about. The company was recently served with a law suit demanding an undisclosed amount of money from a woman who purchased a "Warren Beatty Creme Filled Penis" and now...

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(2011) Susan Boyle gets new pussy

Funny story: (2011) Susan Boyle gets new pussy

Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself. As some of the Subo fanatics were ca...

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(2010) Valentine's Day Cancelled by Greeting Card Companies

Funny story: (2010) Valentine's Day Cancelled by Greeting Card Companies

In a shocking announcement by the top three greeting card companies around the world, Valentine's Day will be cancelled, starting this February 14th, 2010. Pauly Moshun, spokesman for the Acme Greeting Card Company, tells reporters, "It was a diff...

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(2010) West Ham To Change Name

Funny story: (2010) West Ham To Change Name

Karen Brady, recently installed as CEO at beleagured premiership side West Ham, has announced that the club will change their name in the next two years. "We hope to be playing at the Olympic stadium in Stratford so we feel a name change is appro...

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(2004) Bush Inspired by The Last Samurai

After an exclusive screening of Tom Cruise's latest flick, The Last Samurai, President Bush immediately drafted new plans on his war on terror.

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Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team

The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
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