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(2009) Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times

Funny story: (2009) Cunnilingus and Fellatio Dominate Food Channel in Tough Economic Times

As families strain to meet the mortgage, pay the rent and furnish meals for the table, the Food Channel has been practically obsessing over the cheapest most fun meals since breast feeding. In better times, countless shows featured a variety of great...

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(2008) British Army admit isolated incidents of poetry in Iraq

Funny story: (2008) British Army admit isolated incidents of poetry in Iraq

The British Army has had to admit that some of its personnel have been involved in acts of poetry whilst serving in Afghanistan and Iraq.

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(2006) Scientist discover why Blondes are "Dumb"

Funny story: (2006) Scientist discover why Blondes are "Dumb"

Hollywood, Ca. - Scientist's have completed an amazing tri-city study to determine, what they are calling "The Dumbness Factor" inherent in blondes.

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(2008) Winona Ryder Caught Shoplifting Again

Funny story: (2008) Winona Ryder Caught Shoplifting Again

The former child star and Oscar nominated actress Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting again. This time, it was make-up from a Hollywood drug store (her previous shoplifting conviction was for $5000 worth of clothes). No charges will be filed agains...

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(2007) Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

Funny story: (2007) Woolmer Visited O'Sullivan in Liverpool And Was Forced To Buy a One-Legged Racehorse

After a painstaking investigation into the cruel murder of Pakistan's long-suffering Bob Woolmer, The Spoof can reveal that in the run-up to the ill-fated World Cup, Woolmer did not visit the Liverpool b...

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(2009) Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

Funny story: (2009) Britain's 2012 Olympic Dogging Team now recruiting!

With the early completion of the UK 2012 Olympic Dogging Team's training facility the search for "Members" begins. Team manager Dustin Dipper announced that they would be holding an "X Factor" style audition system for prospective team members.

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(2009) Britney Spears Planning Cancer

Funny story: (2009) Britney Spears Planning Cancer

Pop sensation Britney Spears is rumoured to be considering a multi-million dollar deal with Cancer, following the success of Jade Goody's recent money making activities. Spears, who has been out of the public eye for a number of years is planning...

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(2007) Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Funny story: (2007) Hogwarts loco smashed in protest of Rowling theft outrage

Lancashire - (Rioters): Outraged locals have caused £50,000 of damage to the Hogwarts Express steam locomotive stored in Carnforth, Lancashire as a protest against JK Rowling's continued fraudulent portrayal of being the rightful author of the Ha...

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(2007) Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Funny story: (2007) Broke Britney Begins Bankruptcy, Becomes Baglady

Oops, she ran out of dough! Pop princess Britney Spears has spent her wad and has no money in the bank. In addition, she has a huge bill to pay for the rehab, the mortgage payment is due on the house, the mansion, the ski cabin, the beach house, an...

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(2008) Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

Funny story: (2008) Giant Robot Destroys Downtown Tokyo

The citizens of Tokyo were trying to come to terms with the latest attack of a giant robot, which destroyed the city's underwear vending machine district.

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(2008) Doublemint Twins Spell Double Trouble for Spitzer in Sting Operation

Funny story: (2008) Doublemint Twins Spell Double Trouble for Spitzer in Sting Operation

It seemed that something other than a double pleasure awaited Elliot Spitzer at room 222 of the New York Hilton yesterday evening.

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(2010) Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

Funny story: (2010) Mezhgan Hussainy tells Kara DeGuardia to "shift your ass over"

Mezhgan Hussainy, the fiancee of American Idol host Simon Cowell has threatened Kara DeGuardia that she will give her a bunch of fives if she doesn't shuffle her sweet ass over. Mezghan has said to be utterly embarassed at the way Kara was drapi...

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(2010) Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Funny story: (2010) Katie Price tells us all about the String Theory

Price the mega boobed serial wedder has now turned her tiny mind towards quantum mechanics by trying to explain the famous string theory. At a book signing event yesterday she noticed a guy clutching a book called 'String Theory Explained - Steven...

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(2008) Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Funny story: (2008) Hillary Clinton Plans Inaugural Ball

Calling it her "Coronation Ceremony," Hillary Clinton has announced preliminary plans for her Inaugural Ball after her self-expected election to the White House in the U.S. Presidential race. In an "It's My Party" attitude pr...

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(2008) Jordan's career nosedive.

Funny story: (2008) Jordan's career nosedive.

Womens magazines "Reveal" and "Closer" have made the shock announcement that they will not be featuring Jordan (Model with formerly big tits and perma-tan) on the front covers of next week editions.

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(2009) Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Funny story: (2009) Idyllic Village Pond Invaded By Dirty Duck

Consternation today amongst Twitchers and locals alike in the village of Spoof On Why as a dirty duck invaded the pond on the village green and proceeded to intimidate the local duck population. Local pond-watcher, conservationist, and cross-dress...

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(2009) Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show

Funny story: (2009) Jade Goody to Star in brand new reality show

It has been revealed today that former big brother contestant Jade Goody is to star in a new reality show. '6 Foot Deep' will star Goody, as she decomposes live to an estimated audience of millions. A custom made coffin will feature a camera an...

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(2012) New 'Angry Birds Space' game being sued by The Muppets for using 'Pigs in Space' without Permission

Angry Bird creators said, "We threw it together so quickly no one thought about the obvious Muppet reference." Angry Birds are attempting to be the 21 century answer to Mickey Mouse, with tons of merchandise already for sell at Wal-Marts and Targe...

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(2007) Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Funny story: (2007) Perfume industry: Noses nullified by smog

Pollution has been wreaking havoc on so-called "noses." Perfume experts are losing their sense of smell.

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(2009) Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Funny story: (2009) Darling denies G20 duck rumours

Alistair Darling today denied rumours he was to set a duck loose at this week's meeting of the G20 nations in London, England. It is traditional for finance ministers to play a practical joke on the final day, but the chancellor denied he had plan...

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(2009) God Punishes Satirists - Sends Jade Goody Back from the Grave

Funny story: (2009) God Punishes Satirists - Sends Jade Goody Back from the Grave

More people have committed suicide over being endlessly inundated with the absurd life and death of jade Goody than have died from the particular cancer that brought her demise. If her poor kids had a ha'penny for all of the ink and cyberpixels spilt...

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(2007) Buddy Holly To Reform

Funny story: (2007) Buddy Holly To Reform

Legendary rocker Buddy Holly is to reform thanks to recent medical developments. Holly, who was killed in an air crash in 1959, has been transferred to 'Dr Frank's Stitch-Em-Up-Quick' hospital in New York where he will be pieced together...

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