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(2010) Cheryl Cole in "Cheat" Shock

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Ashley Cole has today revealed that he is not the only one in the Cole household to have failed to play by the rules. The grim faced Chelsea star has disclosed information relating to a game of Monopoly the couple enjoyed which resulted in Ashley...

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(2006) The Licence Fee

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NEW YORK (AP) - "We, at the New York Times, believe that the time is right for the introduction of a licence fee to support our continuing activities," remarked Janet L. Robinson, President and Chief Executive Officer, of the prominent...

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(2010) President Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Finally Release All Three Of Obama's Birth Certificates

Funny story: (2010) President Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Finally Release All Three Of Obama's Birth Certificates

President Barack Obama finally released a copy of his birth certificate that shows he was born in a hospital in Honolulu this morning. However, there was a mix-up as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi also released a copy of Obama's birth certifica...

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(2008) The Results Are In: American Idol Sucks

Funny story: (2008) The Results Are In: American Idol Sucks

Now that American Idol has whittled itself down to just 20 contestants, the experts are finally voicing their opinions.

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(2011) Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez

Funny story: (2011) Justin Bieber Sends Twenty Bouquets, Weird Socks to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber may say that he and Selena Gomez are not an item but that didn't keep the singer from sending her twenty bouquets of flowers and some weird socks for Valentine's Day according to friends of Gomez. "Wow. Justin Bieber really knows how...

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(2011) Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

Funny story: (2011) Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer. "We are very...

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(2008) Smarty(no)pants Sharon Stone briefs Middle East

Tired of hearing the same old messages from political candidates, Americans have turned to celebrities and models for refreshing views on policy and how to run a country.

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(2010) Brown: Inspiration For Bullying Revealed

Funny story: (2010) Brown: Inspiration For Bullying Revealed

Gordon Brown has been all over the country's press recently, for allegedly bullying staff at Number 10. Many are reported to have called a Bullying Helpline. In cases like these, it is necessary to go deeper than the superficial reports, excuses a...

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(2004) Arnold to Terminate Gay Marriage

Funny story: (2004) Arnold to Terminate Gay Marriage

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has called on his states Attorney General Bill Lockyer to issue a ban on gay marriage, calling it "An imminent threat to Civil Order." In a statement issued from the Governors Mansion in Sacramento the former...

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(2007) Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Funny story: (2007) Scientists Mark Dolly The Sheep's Anniversary

Today, Feb. 22, marks the 10th anniversary of the birth of Dolly, the cloned sheep. Dolly is now stuffed for display in a Scotland museum.

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(2012) Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Funny story: (2012) Oil Companies Creating Special Packaging for $5-a-Gallon Gas

Houston, Texas -- As gasoline prices ratchet up past the $4-a-gallon mark, the oil industry is preparing a more luxurious way to present its increasingly costly product to consumers. "Think expensive fragrances, top-shelf liquor and premium cosmet...

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(2013) Russian Meteorite Brings Killer Virus From Outer Space

Funny story: (2013) Russian Meteorite Brings Killer Virus From Outer Space

Conventional science believes viruses can 'jump' from one species of animal to another. Conspiracy theorist scientists believe that the greatest threat to humanity lies with killer viruses from outer space. One leading scientist who believes th...

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(2011) Miley Cyrus And Wayne Rooney Buy Some Socks

Funny story: (2011) Miley Cyrus And Wayne Rooney Buy Some Socks

In totally unrelated transatlantic transactions, Skoob Entertainment News supremo (who grovelled like a whimpering puppy to keep his job) Buffty Ginslinger, has related that in an amazing coincidence, US teen idol Miley Cyrus and Manchester United st...

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(2005) Harold Shipman - "How Do You Hang Sir?"

Funny story: (2005) Harold Shipman - "How Do You Hang Sir?"

The manager of a gentleman's tailor, who provided trousers worn by serial killer Harold Shipman went on trial today, accused of failing the public.

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(2013) New England Patriot To Pass Go on Way to Jail

Alonzo Dennard has been convicted and will not collect $200 even if his piece was the recently retired Monopoly iron. Unlike the New England Patriots, the Boston Red Sox cannot get arrested. Patriot players routinely seem to end up in the judicial...

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(2008) Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report

Funny story: (2008) Opus Dei is Ratzinger's Gestapo: NATO report

NATO HQ, Brussels - (Bad Ass Mess): NATO has likened the relationship between the Pope and Opus Dei to that of Hitler and the Gestapo.

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(2010) Susan Boyle fan bans himself

Funny story: (2010) Susan Boyle fan bans himself

In a shocking turn of events at The Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE), forum administrator Jack Schiedt placed a two-week ban upon himself for violating one of his own rules. Admin Schiedt realized, only after posting, that one o...

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(2010) Flaming Katie Enrages Cage Fans

Funny story: (2010) Flaming Katie Enrages Cage Fans

The second husband and cage-fighting transvestite belonging to businesswoman Katie Price, has revealed how he is happy to take his wife's name. Dressed in a tiara and bikini whilst promoting her latest autobiography 31 year old glamour model Katie...

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(2009) Stanford Bilked Madoff and Madoff Cheated Stanford

Federal investigatory sources indicate a Texas tycoon accused of an $8 billion investment fraud may have swindled the New York inventor of an alleged $50 billion Ponzi scheme. The sources say Allen Stanford-accused by the feds of running a "mass...

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(2008) Gazza given football-theme padded cell

Funny story: (2008) Gazza given football-theme padded cell

Troubled ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been placed in a soccer-themed rubber room based on his England glory days.

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(2010) 99% of Brits don't know who Cheryl Cole is either

Funny story: (2010) 99% of Brits don't know who Cheryl Cole is either

As well as most Americans never having heard of Cheryl Cole, whoever she is, it turned out that 99% of British people didn't know who she is either - except for the usual celebrity-obsessed kiddies that read The Daily Star and think parts of the body...

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(2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Funny story: (2008) Steve McClaren To Manage Kosovo

Steve McClaren, the sacked England manager, is to return to football when he becomes the national coach of the world's 'newest country' Kosovo, it has been rumoured.

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