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(2005) Clean Shaven Satan Mocks Goatee Craze

For the first time in several millennia Satan has appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness-clean shaven and wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey, jeans, and Blackspot Adbusters-was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the...

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(2008) BBC in more trouble after asking viewers to vote for winner of 1972 Eurovision Song Contest

Funny story: (2008) BBC in more trouble after asking viewers to vote for winner of 1972 Eurovision Song Contest

After some high-profile scandals involving phone-ins to TV programmes, the BBC has yet again found itself at the centre of controversy. This time, viewers were asked to vote on who they thought would win the 1972 Eurovision Song Contest, a competiti...

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(2009) Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!

Funny story: (2009) Leading Groceries Pull Peanut Products, Blame George Washington Carver!

General Mills Inc. and grocers Kroger Co. and Safeway Inc. have joined the growing list of food companies and retailers pulling items made with peanut butter amid a salmonella outbreak. "This will cost us millions of dollars and we expect a bailou...

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(2011) State of the Union Address: Love Seats & Hot Tubs!

When Senators Coburn and Schumer announced a few days ago they would sit together at the State of the Union Address, it drew a vast media response. Other Senators and Congressman have since rushed to get their share of cable news and each duo trying...

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(2004) Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness

Funny story: (2004) Cold Weather Blamed for Chillywillyness

All across the northern part of the northern hemisphere people are chilly. Recent polls show most believe there is a direct relationship between Freezing weather and being...not warm. But when the phrase direct relationship is used, visuals of less f...

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(2009) "Jilly" Beiden Causes More Embarrassment for VP Husband Joe During Larry King Love Fest!

Funny story: (2009) "Jilly" Beiden Causes More Embarrassment for VP Husband Joe During Larry King Love Fest!

Washington,DC/ Neilson Ratings Update - Jilly Beiden is at it again, following her 3 day "retreat" at the Betty Ford Clinic after her embarrassing showing on a recent Oprah Epic where she revealed that Hillary Clinton was really "a number Two", a ref...

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(2009) Bush Pardons Little Debbie For BioWarfare: "Little Debbie can do My Dallas Anyday"

Among his final acts as president, W has iniated new assaults on workers' safety, the endangered species and now food safety. Bush has pardoned Little Debbie McFee and her food corporation for attacking the world's consumers with salmonella tainted c...

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(2007) Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden

Funny story: (2007) Cure For The Common Cold Found In Sweden

A group of Swedish boffins from Sweden in Holland claim to have perfected the cure to the common cold and if it's substantiated then the sky's the limit in money terms, with pharmaceutical giants from around the world sure to be beating a pat...

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(2006) Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames

The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.

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(2009) Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!

Funny story: (2009) Secret Service Announces New Code Name for Prez: Cinnamon Stick!

Washington,DC/ Security News - In keeping with a new administration and a new President, the Secret Service announced today a list of new code names for the Nation's top lawmakers. There were few surprises. Head Honcho, Barry Hussein Obama, was co...

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(2011) Walmart to Offer Funeral Home Services

Funny story: (2011) Walmart to Offer Funeral Home Services

Special to INS - Beginning next week, Walmart will offer funeral home services at 225 of its Supercenters. The Walmart slogan, "Save money. Live better," will be altered at these locations to "Save money. Die stiffer." Its motto "Always Low Price...

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(2007) Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

Funny story: (2007) Little Library on The Prairie--Where 'Larry the Cable Guy' Meets Monty Python--Premiers on NBC

A new sit-com on NBC is making headlines across the nation. Little Library on the Prairie is about a municipal library in a small farming community in the South. The show features a vast array of red-necks trying to learn how to read and loo...

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(2004) Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Funny story: (2004) Snoop Dog Announces collaboration with Fred Dibner

Rap legend Snoop Dogg has announced the biggest musical collaboration since Winston Churchill and Kylie Minogue.

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(2007) Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation

Funny story: (2007) Wonder Drug Combats Instant Vaporisation

SCIENCE DESK - Dr. Stanford Greying-Templeton. Experts have warned that as the earth chokes in deadly greenhouse gasses, and hurtles to a painful death at the mercy of the sun, the days will get longer, and the night...

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(2011) Cannibal tribe discovered in Wales

Funny story: (2011) Cannibal tribe discovered in Wales

Details were today released about a tribe of cannibals recently discovered in the Welsh Valleys. It today emerged that the Welsh assembly have been dithering over what action to take for almost a week. A spokesman said: "We recently received repor...

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(2009) BBC in new 'Johnathon Ross Show' scandal

Funny story: (2009) BBC in new 'Johnathon Ross Show' scandal

The BBC was today reeling from another scandal involving Johnathon Ross when it was revealed that a guest would be appearing on his show who didn't have a CD/book/DVD/TV show to sell! This unprecedented step, previously unheard of in 12 years of R...

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(2011) John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

Funny story: (2011) John Kennedy's Murderer Revealed in Tapes Made by Jackie Onassis says Caroline Kennedy

Caroline Kennedy says that she has come into a collection of tapes made by Jackie Kennedy Onassis in which Jackie thought she knew the murderer of her husband, President John F. Kennedy, back in 1963. A spokesman for Caroline says that, although...

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(2009) Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal

Funny story: (2009) Lost in Space Actor Suffocates in Robot Suit in Inauguration Rehearsal

Bob May, the actor who played the robot in TV hit series Lost in Space was found dead behind the Inauguration platform after a late night rehearsal this week. NASA spokesperson, Houston Wehafa explained that the breathing apparatus on the 60's suit,...

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(2008) 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

Funny story: (2008) 'Indiana Jones IV' To Be Set In Scarborough

Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.

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(2012) 300,000 immigrants claim benefits

Funny story: (2012) 300,000 immigrants claim benefits

The UK government has today released shocking statistics that as many as 300,000 immigrants in Britain are claiming benefits, on top of the many millions of Britons who claim them. For years, Britain has led the world in unemployment. The dole qu...

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(2008) Opus Dei fuelling McCann tabloid wars

Funny story: (2008) Opus Dei fuelling McCann tabloid wars

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Fundamentalist religious cover-up cult Opus Dei is under investigation following reports it is financing a new trial by tabloid campaign in the McCann case.

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(2009) Bush Plays "Shoe Card" at Obama Inauguration

Funny story: (2009) Bush Plays "Shoe Card" at Obama Inauguration

As Barack Obama attempted to take the oath of office, Secret Service agents pounced on an intoxicated George W. Bush just as the 43rd President hurled both of his shoes at the incoming Chief Executive. "You bastard!" the outgoing President yelled...

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