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(2009) Newt Gingrich Still Smarting from '99 Pelosi Water Boarding

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yesterday, Newt Gingrich delivered a blistering critique of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, calling her, "vicious," "trivial," and "a liar." He wants her investigated because he insists she knows more than she lets on about the Bush a...

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(2007) Florida Bans 'Early Bird' Dinner Specials: Pensioners Flee in Droves

Funny story: (2007) Florida Bans 'Early Bird' Dinner Specials: Pensioners Flee in Droves

Minneowakmookookeekee, FL---The Florida Senate today upheld and passed a law proposed by the Florida House, banning restaurants from having "Early Bird Special" buffets. This has come in the wake of statewide violence amongst octogenarians...

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(2008) Windows XP Price Raised To $100

Microsoft founder and milker, Bill Gates, today announced that his company was raising the price of Windows XP to $100.

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(2010) African Editions of National Georgraphic Magazine Feature Naked Caucasians

Funny story: (2010) African Editions of National Georgraphic Magazine Feature Naked Caucasians

Business managers for the Kenyan edition of National Georgraphic admit that they are turning the tables on the traditional magazine. While most copies will show naked African, South American, or Pacific Island natives without their clothing, the new...

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(2007) Ant and Dec 2.0

Funny story: (2007) Ant and Dec 2.0

This week ITV1 announced a new show to be broadcast next month, in which thousands of contestants are chosen in front of a celebrity panel of judges, to find the next Ant and Dec.

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(2009) Brown donates New Homeland to Tamil Tigers

Funny story: (2009) Brown donates New Homeland to Tamil Tigers

Gordon Brown was carried from the House of Commons by exuberant Tamil Tigers after donating Parliament Square as their New Homeland. Brown thought up the whizz during a brainstorming session with Ed Balls as a way of deflecting criticism of his le...

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(2004) Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Funny story: (2004) Bush Actually Shoots Himself in the Foot at Rally for Rumsfeld!

Yesterday afternoon in Forth Worth, Texas, at a "2nd Amendment Rally" sponsored by the NRA in "A Tribute to Our Superb Outgoing Defense Secretary Rumsfeld," President Bush accidentally fired a new "safety non-safety" rif...

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(2007) President Bush Declares War on Flowers

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Today, President Bush declared a War on Flowers. President Bush made this announcement after learning that poppy fields are on the front line in Afghanistan.

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(2008) Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

Funny story: (2008) Martians To Cut Their Carbon 'Tentacle' Print

The atmosphere on Mars consists of 95% carbon dioxide, compared to the 0.038% carbon dioxide in Earth's atmosphere, but the planet is much colder than Earth. However, like most of the other planets in the solar system, Mars has seen a bout of rec...

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(2008) Cat Coughs In Scotland

Funny story: (2008) Cat Coughs In Scotland

Shock news came in today from Kirkcaldy - pronounced Keerkeidlemeisterhofney - in Fife, Scotland, that a cat had coughed in a street there. Reporters from BBC Scotland and STV rushed into the town, and soon hundreds of local residents were being...

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(2005) Last Secret of Fatima vindicated: Blair charged with Treason

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London, Tuesday 17 May 2005 (Rioters) UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was arrested in a dawn raid on No 10 Downing Street this morning and charged with treason - on the day that was scheduled to be the official State Opening of Parliament and a Labour...

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(2010) Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Funny story: (2010) Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Doctor Who fans were baffled last night as the BBC mistakenly broadcast an edited episode intended for the Chinese market. Fans' forums erupted in futile despair as what seemed like a tense, well-crafted allegory for the potential of human endeavo...

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(2005) Democrats Scramble Bombers, Prepare "Nuclear Option"

Washington (AP)--In a sign of escalating tensions over the right to block judicial nominees, Democrats announced Tuesday that they had scrambled a bomber squadron capable of executing a "nuclear option."...

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(2010) Nick Clegg is Britain's biggest lottery winner

Funny story: (2010) Nick Clegg is Britain's biggest lottery winner

A 43 year old civil servant has become the UK's biggest Lottery winner after stepping forward to claim the 84 million pound record prize. Nick Clegg from London didn't even realize he had won the fortune until his wife found the ticket in a pair...

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(2007) Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Funny story: (2007) Allardyce Sends Out For A Dictionary

Sam Allardyce, the former Bolton Wanderers manager, was yesterday unveiled as the new boss at Newcastle United, who have been perennial under-achievers. Big Sam, as he is known, goes to St James Park...

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(2008) For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

Funny story: (2008) For Sale: Manchester City Football Club

It might be the wrong time to buy property, but how about a football club? Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has today put the club up for sale, with several of City's heroes from bygone t...

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(2008) McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Funny story: (2008) McCain Sees Troops Coming Home by 1945

Senator John McCain declared on Thursday that most American troops will be home from Europe by Christmas 1945 and that France will soon be a functioning democracy with only "spasmodic'' episodes of goose-stepping and pro-Vichy gr...

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(2008) Bush Falls Off His Bike In Saudi Arabia

President George 'Intelligent' Bush today fell of his bike in Saudi Arabia.

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(2007) Blair to Attend Sleepover at White House

Funny story: (2007) Blair to Attend Sleepover at White House

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- President Bush has invited British Prime Minister Tony Blair over to the White House for a sleepover this evening, a White House spokesperson disclosed today.

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(2007) Falwell's Flock Follows Ted Haggard to New Church

In the event of Jerry Falwell's death, many of his followers have decided to follow Ted Haggard to his new 'Church of the Unbiased Pious.'...

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(2008) 'No One Appeases Better Than Me' Says Bush

Funny story: (2008) 'No One Appeases Better Than Me' Says Bush

JERUSALEM (FMLiveWire) - In comments added to the end of his prepared speech before Israel's Knesset, President Bush muttered, "I know a few things about appeashment too. It runs in my family. Remember what Prescott Bush did."...

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(2009) Shock: gay man wins Eurovision

Funny story: (2009) Shock: gay man wins Eurovision

There was a surprise in the world of show business today, when a homosexual man won the Eurovision song contest. Russian Alexander Rubcock sang his song "I'm a fairy" for Norway, and was universally panned by music critics for his appallingly smug pe...

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