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(2007) Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

Funny story: (2007) Pope Changes Name to Ron Paul I, Endorses Candidate

The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...

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(2007) Doctor Who?

Funny story: (2007) Doctor Who?

There was consternation amongst the kings of Science Fiction geekery, when not one, but two Doctor Whos appeared on the BBC's charity flagship show, Children in Need.

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(2005) Math teacher narrowly escapes lynch mob

PEQUOT, SD --- Chanting "Die, die, die," the crowd of rage-maddened parents watched Pequot High School teacher Jake Rodham's house burn to the ground. The twenty-year teaching veteran, a math instructor in the controversy-riddled South Dakota school...

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(2008) Sarah Palin to tour with the Vagina Monologues

Funny story: (2008) Sarah Palin to tour with the Vagina Monologues

Sarah Palin is to embark on an acting career by touring with the popular theatrical show The Vagina Monologues. The spectacle-wearing, bouffant-haired airhead has had her vagina measured and it turns out that it is exactly the same size as her big...

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(2008) Alabama Changes Name

Funny story: (2008) Alabama Changes Name

Governor Bob Riley announced today that the State of Alabama will be changing its name effective January 1, 2010. The new state name will be known as Alobama, named for the 44th President of the United States. "Although Alabama is traditionally a...

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(2005) Bush military records NOT destroyed: UN Chief

(Washington, Riters) The UN Security Council Secretariat has issued a damning denial of an Associated Press story in the international media this week concerning the "missing, presumed destroyed" military records of President George Bush J...

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(2017) Women Not Harrassed by Weinstien Urged to Come Forward

Funny story: (2017) Women Not Harrassed by Weinstien Urged to Come Forward

Hollywood, CA There have been so many allegations of sexual misconduct by women of Hollywood and beyond, that women that have been sexually abused are asked to not come forward right at this time. The women, who have not been molested by Weinstie...

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(2010) Margarito Thanks Pacquiao for Breaking His Face

Funny story: (2010) Margarito Thanks Pacquiao for Breaking His Face

Despite some internal boxing circle scuttlebutt about Antonio Margarito possibly throwing the fight against the man, the myth, the living legend, Manny Pacquiao, experts at ringside can attest to the ferocity of the event. Margarito in fact, thanked...

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(2010) Justin Bieber Teaches Beach Bullies A Lesson

Funny story: (2010) Justin Bieber Teaches Beach Bullies A Lesson

It was just released this morning by some bad photography that it was Justin Bieber on a beach recently that was the target of a couple of bullies who grabbed his swimming trunks and pulled them down just as he was getting ready to go into the water.

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(2007) Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

Funny story: (2007) Ron Paul Accused of Raising Too Much Money

"Who the hell does he think he is, Bill Clinton?" This, Mrs. Clinton's angry response to hearing Ron Paul's one day fundraising amount on his website creations.

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(2007) Boom! To US Economy as Jay-Z Drops the Dollar

Funny story: (2007) Boom! To US Economy as Jay-Z Drops the Dollar

It was announced earlier this morning that the formidable rap royalty collaboration Jay-Z and Beyonce plan to expand their empire to another level with the extension of their brand to a whole new currency

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(2007) Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Funny story: (2007) Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Former ruler Musharraf has seized power over all 7-11s in the US, claiming Pakistanis are tired of just working in the stores, and should now also have the management of the company as well. "I thought of a hotel chain, but the Indians have that...

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(2009) US Santa 2009 is black! KKK, Aryan Brotherhood and other White Power groups cause national riots!

Funny story: (2009) US Santa 2009 is black! KKK, Aryan Brotherhood and other White Power groups cause national riots!

For the first time in the history of Santa Claus it has been annouced the official US Santa 2009 will be black. Another bastion of white supremacy has finally capitulated and as for a White Christmas in 2010 it will also be black! This has caus...

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(2007) Amy Winehouse: "Just kidding!"

Funny story: (2007) Amy Winehouse: "Just kidding!"

World famous artist, Amy Winehouse has announced to the world that her current antics are just a hoax.

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(2009) Mariah Carey Has Kirstie's Disease!

Funny story: (2009) Mariah Carey Has Kirstie's Disease!

Fans of Mariah Carey are wondering what's up with the lady besides her 45-pound gain? "She is very much in danger of passing the 200-pound milestone if she doesn't get her weight in check", stated a source this morning after Carey made a brief but...

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(2010) Elton John slams X Factor Contest as "Mind Numbingly, Arse Paralysingly Boring" Before Racing to Bank Royalty Cheques From the X Factor Elton John Weekend.

Funny story: (2010) Elton John slams X Factor Contest as "Mind Numbingly, Arse Paralysingly Boring" Before Racing to Bank Royalty Cheques From the X Factor Elton John Weekend.

International superstar was bored out of his mind waiting ages at the Abbey National as the cashier struggled to count all the money. Sir Elton John has lambasted TV song contests after turning down the chance to become a judge on American Idol.

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(2007) China to Move Manufacturing Plants to US

Funny story: (2007) China to Move Manufacturing Plants to US

Tired of public outcry about lead paint on toys, poison in other products, China has announced it is fed up with the workers and greedy plant owners inside the borders, and will instead move manufacturing plants to the US, where environmental regulat...

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(2010) Local mans finger goes through toilet paper.

Funny story: (2010) Local mans finger goes through toilet paper.

A local man is said to be in a stable condition today after having been pulled from the jaws of almost uncertain death, but very certain need for antibacterial hand wash, following a toilet roll purchase, mix up, type confusion. The young man in q...

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(2007) U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

Funny story: (2007) U.S. Drivers Celebrate Road Rage Day

Drivers throughout the U.S. will be celebrating the 1st annual Road Rage Day tomorrow, starting at 7:00AM local time and continuing through the evening rush hour. In anticipation of Road Rage Day drivers in major U.S. cities today were testing their...

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(2008) Feds hounded Norman Mailer for Marilyn Monroe's JFK/RFK sex tapes

Funny story: (2008) Feds hounded Norman Mailer for Marilyn Monroe's JFK/RFK sex tapes

New York - (Grassy Knoll Ass Mess): The FBI kept US fiction writer Norman 'Black' Mailer under round-the-cock surveillaince for fifteen years after a tip off that Marilyn Monroe had given him controversial sex tapes about her affairs with President J...

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(2005) George Bush Isolated in White House, Feels Betrayed, Doesn't Allow Visitors or Speak Much

Funny story: (2005) George Bush Isolated in White House, Feels Betrayed, Doesn't Allow Visitors or Speak Much

WASHINGTON (AP)--President George Bush apparently feels betrayed by all of his most senior aides and advisors and now lives in isolation in the Oval Office where he has moved a cot in to sleep on, according to concerned White House staff.

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(2010) Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle barred from royal nuptials

Funny story: (2010) Kate Middleton's coke-dealer uncle barred from royal nuptials

London - (Reuterus): Gary Goldsmith is banned from next year's wedding after bringing disgrace to the Middleton family name. Last year he was caught by reporters in a classic red top sting after bragging about his 'By Royal Appointment' status.

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