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Funny story: (2009) NASA to Fire Probe at Michelle Obama's Ass

(2009) NASA to Fire Probe at Michelle Obama's Ass

Kennedy Space Center - Stinging from a failed attempt to shoot a bomb at the moon to detect signs of water last week NASA scientists today announced plans to shoot an unmanned space probe at Michelle Obama's ass to search for signs of cellulite. S...
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Funny story: (2007) A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

(2007) A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

Today, at early morning, Security officials have arrested a duck just as she was about to cross the allowed lines for protesters right outside white house.
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Funny story: (2009) X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

(2009) X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

Chronic Masturbators around the UK are in uproar today, after Cheryl Cole and Daniiiiii Minogue accused flibberty-gibbets and strumpets "Kandy Rain" of being too shameless, slutty and getting their minges out on Saturday's X factor. The idiot-chil...
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Funny story: (2005) Some companies may close, others to stay open

(2005) Some companies may close, others to stay open

WALL STREET -- Experts announced today that some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will close down.
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Funny story: (2010) Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

(2010) Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

An official report from the Vatican released on 10-10-10 puportedly shows evidence that there were several sightings and/or abductions during the last half of this decade centered solely around the Vatican and a direct link to other-worldly beings.
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Funny story: (2007) Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

(2007) Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

'I wish I had looked after my Gold teeth, yo ho', the new Rap album from Pam Ayres has surprised many critics and reviewers.
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Funny story: (2010) Rolf Harris create new Simpson's intro

(2010) Rolf Harris create new Simpson's intro

Octogenarian, Antipodean artist Rolf Harris has created a controversial title sequence for long-running US animation The Simpsons. The intro, which was shown in the US on Sunday, opens with the Didgeridoo loving Rolf slapping paint randomly on to...
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Funny story: (2010) Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

(2010) Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

A contestant on the current series of Masterchef Professionals due to be shown tonight has been exposed as 2 Michellin Tyre owning Apple Von Creampie. Von Creampie, who will be shown being sent home after the first round by resident Sous Wench, Mo...
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Funny story: (2010) Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

(2010) Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

The Tea Party's underwear related problems continue to cause concern amongst its members, as it was announced today that Sarah Palin had accidentally put her panties on inside out. This incident is only the latest in a string of underwear problems...
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Funny story: (2010) New Peril for Chilean Miners

(2010) New Peril for Chilean Miners

The ordeal of the thirty three Chilean miners trapped underground for over two months is not yet over. There is the journey to the surface and the dangers involved with that but another peril, unreported for some reason, is the media frenzy that awai...
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Funny story: (2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

(2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Ottawa, Ontario - Following last night's Ontario provincial election, Dalton McGuinty made history as he took the Liberal party to their first back-to-back majority in over 70 years.
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Funny story: (2008) Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

(2008) Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...
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Funny story: (2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

(2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

In a surprise move today, the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay, Devon, England. Speaking from the garden in front of the white-stoned hotel she runs with her husband Alfred, Mrs. Smith graciously thanked the judge...
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Funny story: (2016) The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

(2016) The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

On April 1st 2017, Britain will begin life outside of the European Union. The first act is for the UK to open a string of Charity Shops across Europe and the United States. "We will be selling a variety of items," said Foreign Secretary, Bori...
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Funny story: (2005) Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

(2005) Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

Alan Greenspan took a quick break Wednesday from his extremely boring job as Chairman of the Federal Reserve to celebrate his 143rd birthday with his family and co-workers. Greenspan, who was born the year Abraham Lincoln became president, gave brie...
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Funny story: (2007) Fayed demands Diana exhumation

(2007) Fayed demands Diana exhumation

Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Conspiracy Mess): A frantic Mohammed Fayed has demanded that the coroner conducting an inquest into Princess Diana's death orders her immediate exhumation.
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Funny story: (2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London

(2008) Crack Recycling Programme for London

The Government have announced new measures to raise extra funding for the Metropolitan Police. The move has been endorsed by the Mayoral appointed New Chief Constable Lord Jeffery Archer. During the past year Crack Cocaine with a street value of a...
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Funny story: (2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

(2010) Gay Man Announces Plan to Adopt Handsome Young Boy

Gay man Larry Sabu, 20, says the time has come for him to become a family man. He tells us that he is on the look out for a troubled cute teenage boy - preferably from Texas - to raise as his own. "I want to take him out to all the teenage gay clu...
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Funny story: (2016) Why the UK has opted for plastic cash

(2016) Why the UK has opted for plastic cash

Teresa May has revealed why she asked Mark Carney, the current governor of the Bank of England, to make all future British Currency out of plastic. "We feel," said May, "that these new notes showcase the British Currency perfectly." The initial...
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Funny story: (2007) Sven's wheely done it now

(2007) Sven's wheely done it now

Sven Goran Eriksson's hot new totty is part of a massively wealthy wheely bin family.
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Funny story: (2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

(2009) Distraction in Dnipropetrovsk: Erin Andrews Forgets to Turn Off Helmet Cam During Locker Room Shower Interviews!

Dnipropetrousk/Ukraine - US soccer fans got more than they bargained for last night as striking Peep Hole Princess, Erin Andrews, new ESPN late night soccer co anchor, forgot to turn her helmet cam off following England's shocking 1-0 loss on a bloo...
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Funny story: (2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

(2008) Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

The Paducah Sun - Although Ernest Keats was a reasonably beloved member of at least half of his family, the floral arrangements at his Friday funeral service dominated conversation during the post-funeral all-you-can-eat buffet luncheon at the home...
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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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