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(2011) Euromillion winners buy Chelsea FC!

Funny story: (2011) Euromillion winners buy Chelsea FC!

Dedicated Chelsea fans and new Euromillionaires, Dave and Angela Dawes, have decided to invest their winnings by buying Chelsea FC from Roman Abramovich. They are so fanatic about the club and have only one desire; to make it British once again.

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(2010) Rooney Breaks Football's Unwritten Rule

The truth behind the England team's disappointing summer World Cup capitulation can be revealed today as reports circulate that Wayne Rooney has been knobbing ex-captain John Terry's mum for months. The alleged affair was going on even before Terr...

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(2007) Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Funny story: (2007) Exploding judge case: hexed fire-breathing therapy or spontaneous human combustion?

Glastonbury Town Hall - (Pyromaniac Mess): Spontaneous human combustion could be behind the death of a judge who literally exploded in his garden shed just minutes after a blazing divorce row with his wife left him incandescent with rage.

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(2009) Human food best food for your dog and cat

Funny story: (2009) Human food best food for your dog and cat

Denver, CO - According to my source, Mary Anibalcay, edible human food can be very good for your pet. Fa get about store-bought food, and just think "food" -- think human food . Tons of pet owners fear feeding felines, for example, anything but pe...

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(2009) X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

Funny story: (2009) X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

Chronic Masturbators around the UK are in uproar today, after Cheryl Cole and Daniiiiii Minogue accused flibberty-gibbets and strumpets "Kandy Rain" of being too shameless, slutty and getting their minges out on Saturday's X factor. The idiot-chil...

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(2005) Some companies may close, others to stay open

Funny story: (2005) Some companies may close, others to stay open

WALL STREET -- Experts announced today that some companies will stay open and sell stocks and other companies will close down.

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(2007) A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

Funny story: (2007) A duck arrested in Washington while protesting.

Today, at early morning, Security officials have arrested a duck just as she was about to cross the allowed lines for protesters right outside white house.

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(2007) Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

Funny story: (2007) Pam Ayres's new gangster rap album surprises the critics

'I wish I had looked after my Gold teeth, yo ho', the new Rap album from Pam Ayres has surprised many critics and reviewers.

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(2010) Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

Funny story: (2010) Vatican Claims UFOs to Blame for Much of Church Scandal

An official report from the Vatican released on 10-10-10 puportedly shows evidence that there were several sightings and/or abductions during the last half of this decade centered solely around the Vatican and a direct link to other-worldly beings.

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(2016) Why the UK has opted for plastic cash

Funny story: (2016) Why the UK has opted for plastic cash

Teresa May has revealed why she asked Mark Carney, the current governor of the Bank of England, to make all future British Currency out of plastic. "We feel," said May, "that these new notes showcase the British Currency perfectly." The initial...

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(2010) Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

Funny story: (2010) Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

A contestant on the current series of Masterchef Professionals due to be shown tonight has been exposed as 2 Michellin Tyre owning Apple Von Creampie. Von Creampie, who will be shown being sent home after the first round by resident Sous Wench, Mo...

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(2010) Rolf Harris create new Simpson's intro

Funny story: (2010) Rolf Harris create new Simpson's intro

Octogenarian, Antipodean artist Rolf Harris has created a controversial title sequence for long-running US animation The Simpsons. The intro, which was shown in the US on Sunday, opens with the Didgeridoo loving Rolf slapping paint randomly on to...

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(2008) Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

Funny story: (2008) Aliens knab Obama: now for McCain says leader

In astonishing scenes in Washington today, Presidential candidate Barack Obama was kidnapped by alien beings from outer space. Obama was holding a open air address when the alien spacecraft suddenly appeared and proceeded to remove the Senate mem...

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(2010) Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

Funny story: (2010) Barack Obama blamed for Tea party's underwear disaster

The Tea Party's underwear related problems continue to cause concern amongst its members, as it was announced today that Sarah Palin had accidentally put her panties on inside out. This incident is only the latest in a string of underwear problems...

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(2016) The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

Funny story: (2016) The UK to open a its first charity shop in France

On April 1st 2017, Britain will begin life outside of the European Union. The first act is for the UK to open a string of Charity Shops across Europe and the United States. "We will be selling a variety of items," said Foreign Secretary, Bori...

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(2007) Sven's wheely done it now

Funny story: (2007) Sven's wheely done it now

Sven Goran Eriksson's hot new totty is part of a massively wealthy wheely bin family.

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(2010) New Peril for Chilean Miners

Funny story: (2010) New Peril for Chilean Miners

The ordeal of the thirty three Chilean miners trapped underground for over two months is not yet over. There is the journey to the surface and the dangers involved with that but another peril, unreported for some reason, is the media frenzy that awai...

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(2009) NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

Funny story: (2009) NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous...

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(2005) Covering Up The Ugliness In New Orleans

Funny story: (2005) Covering Up The Ugliness In New Orleans

Washington, Louisiana, Kansas and the Emerald City, Oz---In another cynical effort to reduce his political problems, incumbent President George W. Bush has approved a top secret plan to not only erase New Orleans from its current location, but also m...

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(2007) Brown and Out

Funny story: (2007) Brown and Out

Surly Clunking fister and Part time Jack Dee impersonator Gordon 'Not Flash' Brown is mostly hospitalised today after receiving a good old fashioned Eton tongue lashing (metaphorically this time) from tubby toff Tory marksman David Cameron.

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(2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Funny story: (2007) Dalton McGuinty Declared Provincial Leader by Electorate, "Assface" by Opposition

Ottawa, Ontario - Following last night's Ontario provincial election, Dalton McGuinty made history as he took the Liberal party to their first back-to-back majority in over 70 years.

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(2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Funny story: (2009) Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay awarded Nobel Peace Prize

In a surprise move today, the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Mrs. Dorothy Smith of Torbay, Devon, England. Speaking from the garden in front of the white-stoned hotel she runs with her husband Alfred, Mrs. Smith graciously thanked the judge...

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