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Funny story:  (2009) Obama Receives Sainthood, Knighthood and VMA

(2009) Obama Receives Sainthood, Knighthood and VMA

US President Barack Obama has been awarded a sainthood, a British knighthood and an MTV Video Music Award in addition to the Nobel Peace Prize he received earlier today. The series of moves have surprised political commentators, considering he is...
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Funny story:  (2009) Skull 'N' Bones testicle tattoo clue to Dallas flasher

(2009) Skull 'N' Bones testicle tattoo clue to Dallas flasher

Dallarse, Texas - (Vas Deference): "He looks sorta familiar in a ghoulish, asshole kinda way," Highlands Lake resident Mrs Fanny Redneck said today. "That tattoo on his scrotum. Is it some sort of sorority barcode?" Other residents whose backy...
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Funny story:  (2007) British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

(2007) British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

Britain's failure to achieve consistent international sporting success may be transformed into victory by 2012, the Ministry of Sport announced today.
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Funny story:  (2009) Jon Gosselin Broke - Gave Twins Sno Balls® and Bubble Wrap® for their Birthday

(2009) Jon Gosselin Broke - Gave Twins Sno Balls® and Bubble Wrap® for their Birthday

TLC® reality TV dad Jon Gosselin brought bags of gifts and a big cake box from the upscale Cupcake CafĂ©® to his twin's 9th birthday party, incurring the wrath of his estranged wife, who wanted to keep the celebration simple. Or was that it? "...
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Funny story:  (2010) Queen to face budget cuts

(2010) Queen to face budget cuts

As the UK braces itself for the onslaught of government austerity measures, the Queen has been told to expect a reduction in her budget of 25%. The main targets for reduced expenditure are likely to be travel and the upkeep of the royal palaces. I...
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Funny story:  (2007) Al Gore trumps Christopher Columbus

(2007) Al Gore trumps Christopher Columbus

Al Gore's most recent unauthorized biography "I Invented That" claims Al Gore not only invented the Internet but also invented North America long before Christopher Columbus discovered it.
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Funny story:  (2007) Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

(2007) Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Eddie the Eagle Edwards thought the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were taking the piste when he was informed that he was to be awarded the Gold Medal for his efforts in the 1988 Calgary Games.
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Funny story:  (2007) Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

(2007) Posh Spice Muscles Onto Diana Inquest Jury

There was a surprise new contestant in the Princess Diana Competition yesterday, when Victoria Beckham, wife of the American footballer David, joined the jury. Beckham, real name Posh Spice, visited the crash site in Paris where Diana and her rich...
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Funny story:  (2010) H&R Block Finds New Way To Overcharge Clients in the Off-Season Via H&R Block Bank Products.

(2010) H&R Block Finds New Way To Overcharge Clients in the Off-Season Via H&R Block Bank Products.

H&R Block Bank, with over 1 branch worldwide, is offering ridiculously low rates on money market accounts and CDs, in a new bid to fill their coffers with ill-gotten gains in those months when thousands of H&R Block offices are used as dust-c...
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Funny story:  (2009) The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

(2009) The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a...
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Funny story:  (2008) Palin Admits to Affair; Bigfoot Confirms

(2008) Palin Admits to Affair; Bigfoot Confirms

Senator John Mccain's running mate, Governor Sara Palin, recently confessed to bloggers that she in fact had cheated on her husband on several occasions. When asked to identify her lover, she first cleared her throat, then named Bigfoot. Surprisi...
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Funny story:  (2010) Old man asks local library for a face book

(2010) Old man asks local library for a face book

In local news, an old man has befuddled the local library by requesting a book about face, "I have been reading about it a lot in the paper recently" said the perplexed pensioner "I don't really know what a face book is, but what with that new film o...
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Funny story:  (2012) Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving and Christmas specials will air on TLC

(2012) Honey Boo Boo Thanksgiving and Christmas specials will air on TLC

ATLANTA (ABSNN) - Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo) and her mother June Shannon (Fat Demonic Hell Pig) are the stars of TLC's Toddlers and Tiaras. They visited a television station in Atlanta, the home of The Learning Channel, to discuss their upcoming...
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Funny story:  (2008) MFI Lose Laptop

(2008) MFI Lose Laptop

In an embarrassing leaked memo from the British furniture superstore giants, it has emerged that a laptop containing detailed plans of a kitchen for the Jenkins's extension has been left on a train. "Nobody else will be able to use the data on the...
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Funny story:  (2009) Black NFL super stars say they'll walk if Limbaugh buys the Rams

(2009) Black NFL super stars say they'll walk if Limbaugh buys the Rams

ST LOUIS, MO -- (ABSNN) Several current members of the St. Louis Rams football organization told ABSNN that "they would all walk if Rush Limbaugh buys the Rams." All the players threatening to walk were African-American, and claimed "they could n...
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Funny story:  (2008) UK declares war on Iceland

(2008) UK declares war on Iceland

Prime minister Gordon Brown has announced a declaration of war on supermarket chain Iceland. Advertising figurehead Kerry Katona has also been placed under house arrest under suspicion of treason. Mr Brown commented: "Due to current global f...
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Funny story:  (2008) Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

(2008) Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...
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Funny story:  (2008) John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim

(2008) John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim

There was shock and horror in the England training camp this morning when it was revealed that Chelsea captain John Terry may be forced into early retirement from international and top flight football through injury. Terry, who is also the nationa...
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Funny story:  (2010) LeSean McCoy to Start for Eagles Against 49ers: "Thank God, because I'm sure I'll suck," said Kevin Kolb.

(2010) LeSean McCoy to Start for Eagles Against 49ers: "Thank God, because I'm sure I'll suck," said Kevin Kolb.

To everyone's surprise, Michael Vick being ruled out as playing on Sunday against the 49ers doesn't mean that there will be no one available that can actually gain yards: Running back LeSean McCoy, who was expected to miss time with a broken rib, is...
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Funny story:  (2009) Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

(2009) Barack Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Barack Obama, President of the United States. The announcement was greeting with questioning and concern around the world as people did not understand how he helped to bring peace anywhere. After a quick inter...
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Funny story:  (2007) Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

(2007) Jeremy Kyle's Family ask for a DNA Test

Sanctimonious Git Jeremy Kyle's family have all asked for a DNA test, to prove whether or not the Human Bear Baiter is a family member, or simply a bloke that they know.
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Funny story:  (2007) Jade Goody says outer Space is rubbish

(2007) Jade Goody says outer Space is rubbish

Television geography disaster Jade Goody is set to do for the space race what she did for race relations.
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Eminent Authority Opines on Obama Administration "Transparency"

"The transparency of the Obama Administration is as pellucid as the pool of sludge at the bottom of an out house." M Voltaire

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